You wake up on a beach full of Germans

[Nathan Carter]

>you wake up on a beach full of Germans

[David Phillips]

Ask them to stop digging so many holes in the sand

[Hunter Ortiz]

...

[Zachary Rivera]

At least it's not a beach full of Brits or Russians.

[Elijah Powell]

>Russians
youtube.com/watch?v=_S4O6qSy7CY

[Isaac Wright]

immediately look for qt bored german girls

[Ryder Butler]

>ooga booga where de whit wimmenz at paulo

[Jack Smith]

Steal their stuff

[Benjamin Lewis]

inb4 that autistic German holedigging pasta

[Levi Williams]

med + germ = love

[Evan Cooper]

I leave; obviously it must be a pretty bad beach if germshits think it's good.

[Nicholas Davis]

Let's hope it's not in the East where everyone's naked 'cos I'm not keen on looking at some 60 year old guy's ballsack.

[Landon Morgan]

Germans make decent tourists.

[Jackson Perry]

me sell sunglass beery cheep ooga booga clikc clik

[Joseph Wilson]

so why am I waking up in Spain?

[Gavin Lopez]

Shit on the beach and then rape a german girl

[Adrian Long]

Can't be worse than an average american beach.

[John Davis]

>Walking alone in a non-european country like a stupid bitch
She deserved it.

[Kayden Reyes]

middle-aged red titties everywhere. like the Germs tho :D

[Hunter Carter]

>wake up
>germany covered your neighbors in towels

[Anthony Cox]

I politely ask the if they wouldn't mind not digging holes everywhere.