Do you like this movie Sup Forums?

I know Japo's don't like it.

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Plot is predictable leftist Dances with Wolves shit but they do it pretty decent + the fight scenes are great. Both Tom Cruise's character and Korematsu are great as well.

Should've been more training sequences in place of melodramatic poem bs, but it was a well functioning action flick nonetheless.

The phallic imagery in this movie is amazing

>there are people that think that samurai in this sense is singular and is referring to cruise

I just can't get over one plothole. The samurais must've been pretty damn short, like 5 ft 4 on average.
Yet, some random samurai's armor fits perfectly on some american dude, who were much taller.

>japs don't like it

Post source.

Also, GOAT OST.

>Tom Cruise

>Tom Cruise
>tall

>Ninja attack!

Ninjas make everything better.

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>he actually fell for the standing-on-a-box trick

>tfw
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>That soundtrack

Japo's don't because it makes them look like innocent snowflakes.

Fuck the movie pretends that the Japanese aren't familiar with firearms for fuck sake

The nips love Tom Cruise.

I refuse to believe they don't love this film unless you provide sources.

>I know Japo's don't like it.

To be fair, Tom Cruise would have been well above the average samurai height during that period. At least 2 to 4 inches taller.

I love it. Very very good and it's aging brilliantly. May well be considered an underrated classic within a few decades.

Tom cruise also would've been shorter in that time period if you think about it

Only if you don't think very hard or educate yourself past childrens books.

Tom Cruise killed the man, took his wife and his children

In the end you can see that the wife was wet as fuck and wanted to breed with the white man and the kids literally forgot that Tom killed their daddy

That's some next level cucking

>Tom cruise is far below average white person height
>if Tom cruise was scaled backwards in time he would also become shorter
Basically he'd be shorter back then than he was today so he'd still be average jap height

Japistanis do like it actually.

Movie was pretty damn good tbqh

If he existed back then he would be a completely different person and unless you could trace his genetic line back that far there is no way to know his hypothetical height. The genetics that make him short could have been introduced well after that period

But since we're speaking about Tom Cruise as he exists today, no, he would have been tall.

>samurais
>deers

>horses actually die
I hate it when movies have invincible mounts

Pretty good movie but has some great scenes
>UTE!! UTE!!

You do know that armor isn't like putting on a turtle shell and that it's completely adjustable right? There is an entire scene of his waifu helping him get the armor to fit right.

There's plenty wrong conceptually, but it's all small potatoes to Tom Cruise's terrible performance. Every line is the same, every scene he has the same face, he just scowls at the audience like they were rude at the dinner-table and calls it an important dramatic performance.

Great movie, 10/10 soundtrack.
Also the best role Tom Cruise has done.

Only people that hate it are >m-muh historical inaccurate baby's

>I know Japo's don't like it.
They do.

>avatar in japan

I prefered this movie when it was Pochahontas in collonial America.

It should be imdb top 15.

my japanese father in laws favorite america movie

it's the equivalent of watching a porn video starring an asian male and a white female

c.u.c.k

Lol real samurai were headhunters, in battle every samurai had to collect the heads he took

>Just tell me one thing, what is it about your own people you hate so much?
your response?

but y

All the people i know didnt go see it and didnt like it.

There are so many actors who would have been better choice than Tom Cruise. Seriously they made a 5'2 little guy who doesnt even speak Japanese the last samurai?!

I guess its just a typical case of Hollywood and politics.

Tom Cruise is playing a short white guy, because Tom Cruise is a short white guy. Thus, for any historical role he plays you substitute his height for what was considered short at the time. Just like how you substitute his accent for what would have been appropriate at the time.

I like it, the plot is pretty predictable, but the fights are done well, plus the music is really good.

This.

I liked his vanilla sky role.
Is that kino?

fug

Plus they were believable ninjas. No spoopy shadow powers or absurd weapons, just some sneaky asassins creeping in to wreck shit.

It's not just the wife. The whole village cuck'ed themselves.
The guy he killed was supposed to be a good son, a good brother to every man in the village. But all these men took him in and died before him.

It's just the white cucking asians again, that is why the movie is good.