Hey, it's me again, I tried to do this thread yesterday but things got in the way but I'm back now.
I've never masturbated in my life and I'll answer any question you have.
Hey, it's me again, I tried to do this thread yesterday but things got in the way but I'm back now.
I've never masturbated in my life and I'll answer any question you have.
would you consider yourself highly risk averse?
Not really
have you ever taken drugs or alcohol?
You should masturbate and post results
Not drugs.
I have drunk alcohol though
I won't because I don't want to ruin my record
when did not masturbating become something you consciously avoided? why?
I never thought of it as a kid.
And when I first found out I decided not to because I knew it was rare not to
is the only reason you don't masturbate that it's rare that people don't do it?
Yes
how often, if ever, do you struggle with not doing it? Do you have normal sex? How long as it been?
I never struggle at all because I have no idea what it would feel like.
I'm a virgin
I was going to ask why, seems other user beat me to it. So instead, I post the simple question: how old are you?
24
Jesus, that's old. How well do you live? In the basement, dorms, what have you?
you've never been accidentally turned on and accidentally rubbed on something the wrong way? ever?
I discovered the feeling of masturbation naturally through simple chance, i.e. crossing my legs over a thing as a kid and realizing it felt strange. I wonder if that doesn't happen for most people
In my grandmother's house
Maybe slightly but I've never gone any further with it
are you a male or a female? Do you experience attraction of any kind to other people?
I really have no more in depth questions, is it okay if I ask more subjective ones? I.e. answer this: are you fat/overweight?
I'm male and I'm definitely heterosexual
Nope
have you ever become erect?
Every day
Dude, do you have magic powers?
Holy shit, when you finally bust your first load, I hope you're not fucking, because you're gonna blow a hole through that poor girl's uterus.
Do you have wet dreams?
what do you do when this happens? Seems like you would have to remain completely still to not create any type of friction/weight shift which would result in knowledge of the feeling of masturbation
Have you ever been in a relationship, or almost gotten into one?
I have wet dreams once every 3 or 4 months
No, I just go about my day as normal and nothing happens
No
So you were errected by women? And if so, are you trying to avoid nude scenes in movies or real life and other scenarios?
is there anything about you that a normal person would consider abnormal, besides the nofap?
Do you look at porn? If so, why? Isn't it just like fucking torture?
Like, I'm an opioid addict, so my sex drive is pretty low, but when I'm not using (I go back and forth) if I don't jerk off for like, two weeks, the urge gets fucking uncontrollable, like I just start constantly thinking about nothing but sex.
I keked.
No.
I love nude scenes in movies and would love to see a naked woman I own several blu rays just for the nude scenes but I find porn boring and I rarely watch it
I don't think so
When will you start masturbating? Do you have any plans?
I watch porn occasionally but I find it really boring
Never.
I want to keep my record forever
Dude what the fuck is this, why would you ask him that? Does it even make sense to ask a person on Sup Forums if there's anything abnormal about them?
At you, by any chance, a Person of Color?
I too find normal porn boring. Have you ever tried artful/softcore stuff? Like, gravure or hegreart?
I turn the same question to you user
>Never
user, are you, by chance a Wizard?
I'm white
Do you exercise?
OP is fucking with you guys, he's a Chad and he only fucks.
Of course I'm abnormal. Why else would a person come here?
I think you're lucky. i would stop too if I could. Masturbation takes your energy away. There are days where I could be creative and do a lot of things but instead I watch porn for like 30 minutes and fap. After that I'm gettin tired and bored and my productivity level goes to 0. But on the other hand, you're missing one of the best feelings ever, OP
I'm a totally normal guy in every way
This is a get thread now. Let's see if an user can get 999999
I mean, It's really just like a satisfying sneeze dor your dick.
I can assure you I'm not
Damn that 3 destroyed everything. And no, normal people wouldn't come here, too much disgusting shit
Fuck off by 1 :(
Holy shit dude
Not often but I'm trying to start doing it more
...
What's your physique like?
777 get
Not muscular but not fat
how big is your penis?
okay, but how does your body get rid of the sperm it makes? how big are your balls?
if you don't masturbate it just exits through your tear ducts when you cry
user, the sperm leak out during wet dreams or die.
>at least, I think