>Riker married Troi, knowing full well she's been QAPLA'D in her fertile Betazoid womb for an entire season when she hooked up with Worf
Also, according to Dax, sex with Worf usually ends with bruises and cracked ribs.
So how was Troi able to handle it?
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Betazoids are notorious sluts is how
She kind of looks butch. She probably just face tanked him all night and popped an advil afterwards.
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>Troi married Riker, knowing full well he's played the trombone for 10,000 alien women, including at least one with both sets of genitals.
Worf restrained himself with Troi, but Dax encouraged him to be rough.
>Dax encouraged him to be rough
What a whore.
>yfw you realised that Picard was speaking French all along and that the UT simply converted it into something legible
All the Dax girls were top shelf.
>legible
The word you're looking for is "intelligible."
The entire federation works like this. Keiko is speaking japanese.
Sisko was speaking fluent jive.
So why did the universal translator give him a British accent? Riddle me that, nerd.
What he says, vs. how Worf hears it
Worf was raised by Russians on a farm on a planet called Galt, he probably hears Sisko like this:
lol putin owns
What happens when the power goes out
chaos reigns
They have universal translators in their combadges, it would only effect civilians. Aside from the asphyxiating and freezing bit.
He's lucky to have a wife who isn't afraid to be bred by a superior black klingon bull
>be only 3% of population
>absolutely required for the species to reproduce
>choose to be lowly servant cuck
didn't betazoids have really rubbery bones or some shit because they were aquatic originally.
>aquatic
I'm pretty sure they evolved from arachnids, remember the episode where everybody starts de-evolving into their primitive species and she becomes that scary ass spider thing?
Cause then it would have gotten boring with everyone sounding like dull Americans.
that was broccoli, she becomes a fish
That was Barclay you tourist.
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Dax needed 7 lifetimes to prepare itself to get KLINGONED
this
What happens to the universal translators when someone says a single term, word or phrase in a different language? The effect would be completly lost on everyone using a universal translator.
The UT has to have some sort of psychic component, allowing thoughts to be expressed as desired in real time.
>have banging hot sex with a couple until they get knocked up
>move onto the next couple
>do not have to work
>just chill around until the next bone session
Waaaa, I was never taught to read, so I am going to kill myself.
>for an entire season
For literally one episode, the rest was alternate universes and hallucinations.
>according to Dax, sex with Worf usually ends with bruises and cracked ribs.
Dax was a klingaboo and really hammed it up in bed.
>So how was Troi able to handle it?
Obviously he wasn't that big.
Belarusians*, his parents were from Minsk.
>Sisko was speaking fluent jive
Fuck you, I need a new pair of sides now
I can't help but imagine every scene he was in in jive now
Keys and locks you morons.
Riker boning a billion alien bitches isn't going to make his cock any less big and hard. Quite the opposite actually.
Meanwhile Troi has a gape you can fit a Skippy jar inside.
>Obviously he wasn't that big.
For her or for you?
>how was Troi able to handle it?
Jedi mind tricked Worf into thinking they had sex when actually they didn't. As Imzadi, Riker knew this, therefore he wasn't a cuck.
Cogenitors are similar to black bucks in modern white families.
>black buck doesn't need to be smart or have a job to support himself
>gets to breed white women
>white husband provides for the wife, wife's son, and the buck
Cunnys are also the same. The cunny lives with the man and woman, acts as a daughter to the woman, acts as a daughter and love slave to the man, gets supported by them both, gets adored, gets new clothes, etc.
Where do the jokes end and the psychosis begin?
Too bad she started waxing.
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Why didn't she keep the uniform?
France is a dead language so presumably bongs took over France at some point
top kek
Why didn't he keep the uniform?
kek, I love that this has become the cogenitor of the genitals meme
cause I started it
Shiiiiieeeeet.
Right here with these
mommy, can I have some milk?
>amphibian
because she looked like a "space cheerleader"
>implying that wasn't exactly what she was
in a way she was a completely typical woman except her bullshit was legit. were troi alive right now she'd be a HR cunt sitting in interviews and turning away qualified men because of her emotional gut feelings
this, he has an affinity for British things like Shakespeare and Earl Grey tea. His family spoke English with him (he probably lost his french or never learned it well to begin with.)
the old cultural rivalry is gone and English won
Actually, during WW3 the UK conquered France as part of the allied campaign.