How do I, a poor American Manlet get a Sicilian gf ?

How do I, a poor American Manlet get a Sicilian gf ?

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Learn to speak with your hands and readjust your dick often. If you have to, look her right in the eyes and say "that's a spicy meata balla". She'll know what you mean.

Thanks for the tips

This guy here is 100% correct

damn i wanna throw mi cummies in her pussies

I saw her first Manolo!

Why would you want a subhuman, traitorous gf?

fugg she is literally perfect

>if life gives you lemons rub them on yourself

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Niggerloving cuck

>tfw each feature on its own doesn't look that good
>but put together she looks literally perfect

Inbred snownigger
Very true, I feel as though I should kill myself as she will never have my children

>each feature on its own doesn't look that good
what features are you talking about?

She's alright, a bit too much of man face for me

Kys

Sorry I don't like your man faced dago user

Kys snownigger, Italian women are the epitome of perfection

I'm not a snownigger. I like brown women as much as the next guy but have standards user

Suit yourself

Name, please.

>long, dark curly hair

Offer her US citizenship.

There is no way this girl is Italian, looked her up and it turns out she is Canadian with Italian heritage, which i highly doubt.

She is not Mediterranean, she has a very wide nose with a strange eye shape, yeah no way she is Italian.

Michelle sicarria
She would leave me as soon as her papers went through ):
A Canadian with Italian herritage is still Italian, at least ethnicly

Do you want a real Sicilian gf or an American-Sicilian?

^Same girl

Italian-American professional wrestler Deonna Purrazzo. She says her family is Sicilian.

one more for good measure

I would like either tbqh

I want her to shart on my face.

found the /asp/ie

>She will never step on your balls with high heels

It's the same for the Canadian girl: she says her family is Sicilian/whatever, doesn't mean it's true.

Apparently this is her mother: media.gettyimages.com/photos/alessia-cara-and-enza-caracciolo-attend-the-vh1-dear-mama-taping-at-picture-id527983138 which is clearly Southern European, now compare her with her daughter, mommy is keeping a secret from daddy lel

Coal was burnt, it's up to me to make her herritage great again wish me luck

>How do I, a poor American Manlet

You're already 2/3 of the way there

I have an olive complexion and brown hair/eyes too

Did Frank Miller draw her?

Italian women's pussies taste like olive oil

Delet this, she is beautiful God damnit!
Snownigger pussies taste like cum from Tyrones BBC

This looks literally exactly like my Bulgarian ex girlfriend. What a gorgeous woman. Fuck I miss that ass.

How did you get one ?

You would know what cum tastes like, don't you...

>tfw no central Italian gf

Terronas are the Best Italian women tbqhwyf, aside from scugnizzo

Terronas are sloots but pretty hot either way

It's weird how all the women are thicc and all the men are thin twerps.

It was in first year university. She was in my freshman group during orientation. I saw her and couldn't believe how gorgeous she was. I had practiced picking up girls the entire summer before, so I instantly went up to her.

She told me she was Bulgarian, and I had luckily been there during my Eurotrip. So we instantly had something in common. Got her number and the rest was history.

It just happens man. It's luck. You can't force these things. Just don't be a pussy and talk to girls you find attractive, because you never know what a simple hello could lead to. Getting rejected is better than wondering what could have been.

Is the cleft chin a Sicilian trait?

Can confirm I am a terrone and a thin twerp
I'm way to big of a pussy to do that

Dem sweater cows
>WEEEEW

Sauce?

Wendy Fiore. She is Polish/Italian mixed, with some of her family from Naples. No Sicilian heritage I know of.

She will never suffocate you with those massive tittys

Sweet Jesussssss

So... how common are these with Italian girls?

From my experience in Milan and Genoa, not very common.

That's depressing.

How can polentone chestlets compete with big titted terronas?

>She would leave me as soon as her papers went through ):

You didnt ask how to keep one only how to get one

by having double ther IQ

>>long, dark curly hair

this desu.

Everyone in sicily is a manlet it shouldnt be too hard

is this the true face of italia
and why is she holding baguettes?