How would Sebulba shake hands with a human?
How would Sebulba shake hands with a human?
Joshua Butler
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Isaac Brooks
by putting his feet on their shoulders and face fucking them
Andrew Ortiz
ALIUM COK!
William Lee
Whatever happened to him?
He was one of the few good prequel characters
Landon Miller
Hmm let's see
>The loss was a temporary blow to Sebulba's reputation and ego. Sebulba recovered quickly: purchasing Anakin's Podracer from Qui-Gon Jinn, he showed up his rivals at the Vinta Harvest Classic and the Phoebos Memorial Run race on his home planet of Malastare the following season. Sebulba went on to win many more races, with his brutal competitive edge.
>At some point in 32 BBY, Sebulba had learned that a Dug called Gazurga had bet against him in the Boonta Eve Classic Podrace. Sebulba considered Gazurga a traitor, and posted a bounty on him of 4,000 credits. This bounty was claimed by Jango Fett.
>Sebulba, after a while, took a rest and quit Podracing. His son, Hekula, was allowed to fly Sebulba's new Podracer six years after the Boonta Eve Classic, also being beaten by Anakin. Hekula, however, was a rookie and smashed the Podracer in his debut race. Sebulba then purchased a Plug-F Gargantuan, a remake of his famous podracer that crashed in the Boonta Eve Classic. After purchasing the pod, Sebulba forbade Hekula from Podracing, never letting him near any Podracer or Podrace again.
>Eight years after Anakin Skywalker had won the Boonta Eve Classic, Sebulba wanted revenge and challenged Anakin one last time to race on his home turf once more, with his newly acquired Gargantuan. After Anakin salvaged parts of his Podracer that Hekula crashed, he entered the race. The result of the race is unknown.
>Sebulba had a grandson named Pugwis, who continued the Podracing tradition. He was a better racer than his dad and he inherited his grandpa's violent temperament, but his he lacked the skills and cleverness of his grandpa and often ended up disqualified.
Wyatt Harris
He didn't fly so good
Cameron Young
Does every background charater in Star Wars have backstories like this in the EU?
Logan Sanchez
Yes. Even those without any lines at all. Check this out.
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Ian Martin
yes
Lucas Morales
this is what all foot fetish porn looks like to me
Samuel Green
Literally a wolfman mask they found in the garbage
Michael Collins
You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes
Zachary Evans
Because there are people ITT RIGHT NOW who have seen first 3 star wars flicks 30+ times each.
Star Wars fans are really that autistic.
Easton Reyes
>tfw never got to see that rematch between him and Anakin during Anakin's return to Tatooine
John Johnson
Does the Stormtrooper that hits his head on a door have a backstory too?
Ayden Phillips
Why were all the senators so willing to go forth with Palpatine turning the Republic into an Empire just because someone tried to kill him?
Jose Price
iirc that was just the sorry excuse of a background story for Star Wars Racer
Nathan Lewis
Because the US Congress voted for the war in Iraq. It's literally the same thing and a Lucas, in addition to being a genius storyteller, is a brilliant political commentator. If you can't see this you're blind and probably a Republican.
Really makes you think, doesn't it?
Sebastian Campbell
He got a job as a milkman after death star market crash
Andrew Sullivan
comparing bush to sheev is an insult to sheev, he was never that stupid and would never let his number 2 run the empire
Dylan Taylor
I love how it doesn't even make any sense in that context either, given how the Patriot Act would've made more sense to go on and there was no reason to change the entire government since the war was over and the insurrection was quelled.
Dammit Lucas
Adrian Brooks
That was a fucking excellent arcade game though
Caleb Jenkins
They did. Disney declared all EU besides the cartoons irrelevant
Camden Martinez
>tfw local arcade has Star Wars Racer hooked up
Feels good man
Matthew Price
Sheev is Cheney
Jeremiah Cox
THE EXTENDED UNIVERSE WILL BE REORGANIZED INTO THE FIRST GALACTIC TIMELINE
FOR A SAFE AND SECURE FANBASE
Eli Price
I actually didn't mind that attempt at commentary, (if only because it adds an intensity to the film that it wouldn't have otherwise have had), and don't even think it's that obvious, and the fact that people immediately picked up on it shows how incredibly obsessive people were about he faults of the Bush Administration, (and not in an entirely unjustified way).
John Sullivan
>Eight years after Anakin Skywalker had won the Boonta Eve Classic, Sebulba wanted revenge and challenged Anakin one last time to race on his home turf once more, with his newly acquired Gargantuan. After Anakin salvaged parts of his Podracer that Hekula crashed, he entered the race. The result of the race is unknown.
Wait, so Anakin went back to Tattooine to race this cunt but didn't go check on his mum?
Henry Walker
Because they were sick of the Jedi being incompetent.
Luke Perry
Well I guess I can't deny it made the movie more interesting, in fact I wish the whole film would have should the transition from the Republic to the Galactic Empire.
Juan Ramirez
>the length of that fucking page
He was probably on screen for less than a second
Julian Lopez
Did he get arrested for killing the crocodile dog that goes 'Rawwwrr'???????????????
Logan Moore
If they have ballistics as well (with the 2g acceleration couch), then I'm moving to your neighborhood.
Eli Gutierrez
His time-travelling force ghost waifu is even better
Lincoln Hughes
Why did Palpatine have Anakin kill all the Separatists?
Was it just to give some better publicity to the new Galatic Empire or was Palpatine worried about them rebelling (despite creating them)?
Kevin Price
Why did Obi allow that anyway?
>Master, I know that my training is very important, but can I go back to my homeland to race against this irrelevant fuckhead and show him who's boss? Pleeaase?
>Sure.
Ethan Wright
Turned out the Jedi had been conspiring with them all along, using the Force to drag on the war and extend their influence and special status that the war granted them. By destroying the Jedi, he was able to end the war in a day, something he could have done all along if the evil Jedi hadn't deceived him.
Basically he confessed his entire plan, but replaced himself with the Jedi when he told it.
Brayden Myers
Guys I forgot what breasts are care to remind me?
Owen Williams
Joshua Cox
starwars.wikia.com
The Aayla pics still give me a chubbie
Justin Brown
Meta
Wyatt Wright
...
Gabriel Jones
>tfw you will never sit in the most comfortable chair ever designed
Truly, there is a hell and it is my life.
Brandon Lopez
Why does he wear the mask?
Dylan Bennett
>tfw Palpatine's chair was the most comfy in the galaxy
Parker Gray
>purchasing Anakin's Podracer from Qui-Gon Jinn
Wait a fucking minute. Qui-Gon already got the hyperdrive/ship parts from the bet. We know that a pod is worth at least one slave. And instead of taking the money and buying Shmi's freedom, Qui-Gon just said "sorry kiddo" and pocketed the cash?
Lincoln Fisher
He got the chair, but Dook had the coziest pyjamas in the galaxy
So comfy he fought off 3 lightsabre wielding assassins whilst blind in them and his slippers
Parker Morales
He wanted to sell it to Watto first but Sebulba offered more money. Watto was probably so butthurt that he wouldn't have sold Shmi for a fortune after that.
Elijah Johnson
>T'ra Saa, a tree with pronounced breasts.
Tell me I did not just read this?
John Hall
I like how they brought in more of his aristocratic side in The Clone Wars
Fuck I should really continue that show
Jayden Garcia