Let's talk about wh*te people """"""""food""""""""

Let's talk about wh*te people """"""""food""""""""

Other urls found in this thread:

buzzfeed.com/tahliapritchard/no-thank-u?utm_term=.yt8VeN6Vb#.dwxv7dovP
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

it's shit, what more is to say?

looks delicious desu

fuck off wh*tey

buzzfeed.com/tahliapritchard/no-thank-u?utm_term=.yt8VeN6Vb#.dwxv7dovP

>establish imperialism to gain access to spices
>fail to utilize any of the spices you conquered the world for in your cooking
White "people"

>Peas that taste like peas
>Potatoes that taste like potatoes
>Carrots that taste like carrots
>Chicken that tastes like chicken

Problem?
>MUH SPICES

>be me
>white "person"
>see new Mexican food cart on the corner
>think I can get away with buying a plate of nachos
>just as I'm about to bite into a chip piled high with delicious carne asada I hear "YO MUCHACHO, YOU BESS DROP THEM NACHACHOS"
>it's the Chicano Defense League and they're arresting me for culinary appropriation
>I'm sent to an all-black prison where I will learn the value of diversity
>every Saturday is Soul Food Night and because I'm white I can only sit there and watch while they eat all the fried chicken in front of me
>I have to offer the black men my body in exchange for them smuggling bologna and Kraft single sandwiches on wonderbread into the prison for me

Such is the price of privilege

This one seems like a false flag because black people are fucking religious about their mac and cheese

only mac and cheese I got are deez mac-10s and 100 dollar bills

looks healthy tbqh

>another "niggers think they can cook" thread

Ayyyyyyyy
I like you Sudan Bro.

Hope you succesfully find a path towards emmigration wherever you wanna go

The cost of that serving?

I know. I'm a pastanigger and I used to eat chef boyardee in the school cafeteria when all the cracker barbarians ate kraft dinner.
Fucking wh*tes.

>no cheese on half of everything
>no tall glass of milk
>no mayo on toast

5/10 you can do much better than that

Thank you bro

>mayo on toast
please tell me you are memeing

too carby
fatties

I can't remember the last time an American post made me laugh

Of course he's memeing, you either have almond butter and mayo on toast or tomatoes and mayo on untoasted bread.

What do YOU eat, Sudanon? Is it the same stuff I get when I google pictures of Sudanese food?

Needs mustard and sauerkraut

>sauerkraut
gross

I just read someone's facebook post notching about culinary cultural appropriation and I can't even tell what's a parody anymore.

I don't get it. It looks delicious, just a bowful of rice is missing to complement it. Here's my typical lunch.

Reminder that if you need to over-season your food, that either means you're poor and can't afford quality vegetables/meat, or you're a genetic failure with shitty taste buds that can't even taste things properly.

Why do tastelets get so insecure about spicy food? Your beans need cumin, your meet needs hot peppers, and your potatoes and rice both need garlic.

>beans
>rice
>industrial bread

That's some quintessential poor country food there.

Hey I made this exact same thread earlier while drunk, fuck you user.
Find your own shitposts.

if you over-season your food you don't know how to cook, if you don't season your food at all you're not even trying.

the less white the cuisine the more insects and mud cookies you find

*blocks your path*

the difference here of course is that not one bit of that is dirt

>eating with a paring knife
back to the jungle monkey

>Why do faplets get so insecure about kinky porn? Your girls need penises, your chest needs hot turds, and your cock and ass both need children.
This is you, desensitized from reality because you've already fucked up your senses beyond repair. Really sad.

Yes, user, nothing says THIRD WORLD COUNTRY like rice and beans.

Garlic, salt, and onions for the rice. Oregano for potatoes. No need to overdo it.
If you're feeling sporty, throw in some chimichurri on everything and call it a day.

>preparing food with a hand-sized knife
Shut the fuck up, lardtub, you don't even know how to use cutlery, all you need are your opposable thumbs and index fingers to hold a burger in place.

>Yes, user, nothing says THIRD WORLD COUNTRY like rice and beans.

Forgot pic.

>steamed carrots

God my mouth is salivating right now

>Garlic, salt, and onions for the rice
I'd add thyme, tomato and olive oil as well
>Oregano for potatoes
i'd just add salt, butter and dried onion
You're just 2 or 3 spices from the average no-white seasoning

why do you white dish up foods on one plate together? it's fucking disgusting

I am sorry , you have the autism

Why does Japan think curry is gravy?

never, ever thought. that's widespread and well cooked food confirmed in the world as combination of rice and curry powder. not randomly putting foods.

its a just looks like feed of livestock

lol fuck white people, am i right ladies or am i right?

carrots are too spicy for white """people""", shit image

>It's the Chicano defense leauge

Nothing beats a good Wonder bread and Miracle Whip sandwich.

Wash it down with cucumber water.

What is this, a fluffernutter for plebs who can afford neither fluff nor nut?

Disgusting.

Non-whites will never understand.

What the fuck is that monstrosity

bomb.

A basic fluffernutter. The advanced flutternutter, of course, also has nutella and bananas.

Throwing random spices onto your food doesn't mean you know how to cook.Fuck off Tyrone/Chang.

white genocide is when you go to the chips aisle in Shop Rite and label the 'hot' Tostitos Salsa as 'mild' lmao

Throwing none at all makes you an uncivilized animal.

Nigga acts like chicken tastes like anything at all even with spices
Bet you eat sweet potatoes too

Chicken actually does taste like something, you just can't cook it right because you're white

...

>all of these people assuming white people can't cook
>tfw culinary heritage is deep South lower class whites who exchanged recipes with black soul food
>tfw everything cooked with bacon grease and fatback, everything slathered with spices

looks like the shit my dad "cooks" and pours tomato sauce all over.
specially those tasteless potatoes
>tfw no BR wife to cook for me

>implying he can make bodybuilding chicken aka chicken tits taste like anything
Bet you eat "normal" chicken, fukken pleb.

>HEY WHITES KNOW HOW TO COOK , BLACKS TOLD US HOW TO

And we taught them things too. Exchange, intercambio. Both parties benefit.

kek

I studied in Spain for a year and my host mom, who was usually a great good, would every once in a while make something she called "arroz cubano" and it was literally just rice smothered in unseasoned tomato sauce with an egg on top. the only reason I could even get it down is that I didn't want to hurt her feelings. is this a common dish in Spain?

a great cook*

I like this one.

You know that the best food is made by white people? Look at Italy or France for example. Then look at Africa where they eat shit.

What on earth made you equate arabs and moors with "white"?

yeah arroz cubano is pretty much rice with a fried egg on top, its pretty easy and not that rare
>unseasoned tomato sauce
what does this mean?

Does anyone just find it hilarious and juvenile when niggers try to insult whites? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.