How do I get girls easy?

How do I get girls easy?
In my country meeting apps are totally useless.
Also i dont drink nor go to pubs or disco.
Im sick of going hookers.

Church! U dumbass retard.

who the fuck calls it disco? are you from the 70's?

If you are trying to get laid without drinks, being attractive, or apps hookers are all you've got

Be wealthy or good looking, preferably both, if you have neither you best start looking for an ex-slut with a bashed in bucket cunt or a weird homely girl with no tits who hates everything.

Go to a bar, see someone you like, order them drinks, go to the restroom so when the bar tender says "these are from.." he can't find you, come back sit in a different seat, wait for them to be drunk enough, swoop in

So there are no girls for normal slightly depressed young men? Is everybody too busy slutting around? Arent there girls desperate for sex anywhere?

I dont go to bars and i dont fucking buy drinks
Stop with this faggotry. I want to have sex not play silly games

If u cant find a sexual partner you are mentally handicapped.

Explain

For every YOU there is 10x Chads that isnt a depressed derp that will ride them all the time.

If you want a girl, you need to make with the times and chad up and fake being NOT depressed around them.

Hit the gym and build mass and swim to tone up the body.
Buy tight sitting shirts in v-shape with tribal shit on them, hit the most popular bars and "disco" in your area.

Also.. fix the hair

But that's fucking gay

And how do you know about my hair, bitch

How does one go about Finding weird homely grils?
Wouldn't they stay out of social places mostly?

>bald

Not who you're replying to, but if that's gay so fuckin what. If it gets what you want, then just do it you massive faggot.

Metro is the term.
You want pussy?
Or do you wanna sit and fap all day

Just fyi, i sit and fap all day

>refuses to try
>social situations are out of the question
>thinks there are any girls desperate to have sex with some beta aspie from an eastern european hole in the ground country

save for a real-doll, op

just buy the prankinvasions "how to pick up any girl within minutes" guide i swear man im 14 and that shit is amazing, 60% of the time it works everytime

U need to drink. Also pubs & discos are good for finding mates

I keep flying to amsterdam, cost 200 euro for the trip.

And just rent a escort for 2-4 hours in a cheap hotel with wifi.
So when the hoe leaves, I binge some shit until I fall asleep and fly back home in the morning.
No one knows im doing it.
Its not Too expensive and I get my kicks once a month with some 10/10 chick that do all these crazy things.
Best of all, they got the stamina for it, the normal women I've been dating are so fucking lazy, just laying there taking it and 1/5 times they do "SOME" shit thats enjoyable.

Its both the worst and best idea I've had.
Just fucking hores.

the negatives are
>Cost
>Stigma

The bonus
>Top tier sex
>Going out of the country
>Get the stupid out of me for a while

sauce pls?

quads of true