Would you shake my hand?
Would you shake my hand?
Lucas Lewis
Dylan Diaz
Abe is that you?
David Wright
Do you use your index as a thumb?
Robert Long
Todd?
Gavin Murphy
hell yeah dude
Brayden Johnson
What does it feel like to fap with that hand?
Zachary Robinson
ayy lmao
Adrian Cruz
of course i would,dude why not.It can't be so bad.
Juan Johnson
No, beacuse that's your left hand, fag
Leo Nelson
Hell ya m8, would love to be the first human to shake hands with an alien
Gavin Martin
Sure
Henry Baker
Homer simpson is back, everyone get the camera
Michael Gray
I know a guy who had a really messed up hand. It's had like, two and a half fingers on it and they were backwards or something. He ended up getting said hand amputated because it was absolutely useless. No he has the cool claw looking thing.
Landon James
ayyyy sure kind quest from another planet - I have nothing against your kind.
at least it's not black nigger hand
Josiah Wood
would you steel a jpg from reddit, post it on Sup Forums and reverse the entire nature of the internet?
Luke Long
How do you show "the finger" to someone?
Grayson Richardson
no because that's your left hand and i'm right handed you faggot
Andrew Wilson
Where is your thumb?
Michael Rogers
Phone home motherfucker.
Connor Turner
Fuck off Salad Fingers.
Aiden Hughes
No because it's the left hand
Asher Miller
Yea sure
How did you get this way? Just born this way. Or an accident?
Ayden Martin
The photo shows your left hand, but it is conventional to shake hands using the right hand.
Nevertheless, if you approached me whilst appearing to offer a left handshake as a sign of trust and friendship, then I would respond accordingly.
Sod convention - a handshake is a handshake whichever hand you use and I would welcome the opportunity to respond accordingly.
None of us are perfect and we are all somewhat unconventional at times.
Lincoln Fisher
yes, why not?
of course one would notice, but it's not like disuisting or too distracting.
John Russell
Sure, it's not black.
Levi Smith
Yea sure . But only if you jerk me of with it after.
Thomas Sullivan
QUAED start the REACTOR
Jaxon Baker
would you shake my penis?
Kevin Reed
well, someone must make first contact anyways.
Evan Johnson
Take my strong hand!
Levi Allen
even let you fist me
Asher Perry
Yes but it might be difficult, do you work at a greek supermarket?
Brandon Martinez
North houston near conroe?
Gavin Jenkins
Totally. Just stand still for a sec.
Ryan Sanders
how can you tell?
Alexander Ross
That game was great
Isaiah Cooper
I shakes hands with a nigger once, so can't get any worst than that.
Jeremiah Adams
...
Lincoln Cruz
Quaid, start the reactor.
David Hill
Curve of his wrist, and the order of his fingers
Liam Johnson
...
Anthony Cook
the perfect canidate for finger hand man, amirite guys?
Blake Hill
If i did, i'd have to grab your whole hand ssso i didnt feel your grosss fingersss caussse it feelsss weird shaking handsss normally with a finger missssssing.
Nathaniel Nelson
...
Cameron Perry
gaming keyboard on the backround
>mfw
Sebastian Flores
How do you press W?
Isaac Lopez
ayy, sure my brotha
Jaxon Cruz
Fuck off reddit faggot.
Ryan Roberts
I'm wondering what it would feel like if you masturbate me
Blake Powell
Can you play guitar
Jack Hernandez
Anyone who wouldnt shake someones hand isnt worth shaking the hand of. Simple as that.
Then if they are wierded out is another story!
James Torres
Welcome to our planet. Please leave now.
Kayden Jones
Muthafucka is salad fingers
Christopher Roberts
Dude I think it's time you phoned HOME!
Ryder Hall
U sux @ 'shop
Tyler Barnes
i'd let you jack me off bro
Eli Barnes
There is something not quite right in this picture but i cannot quite put my thumb on it.
Mason Johnson
you should become an avatar
you have everything it needs
but maybe tattoo your whole body blue beforehand
Jaxson Cooper
>beforehand
>hand
Wyatt Scott
...
Isaac Long
fenga papit
Jack Peterson
>shake your right hand
Owen Reed
would you shake mine?
Nicholas Phillips
IS THAT A SMILEY FACE LMAO
Lincoln Torres
Is the gravity of a real planet crushing your weak Belter lungs?
Kevin Thompson
kek
Jonathan Campbell
i would call the police and tell them aliens have invaded earth
Tyler Lewis
UFO Alien Kek
Jaxson Gray
Only if you jerk me off first.
Isaiah Watson
...
Elijah Jenkins
Still less gross than a nigger's hand.
Xavier Edwards
>>Would you shake my hand?
I might, but it's a Longshot.
Nathan Perez
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Joshua Gonzalez
Zachary Jackson
Yes, but I'd look uncomfortable and avoid direct eye contact. My handshake would be insecure and infirm. For a minute or so afterwards you'd notice I seemed slightly embarrassed.
I would do this all on purpose. To make you feel ashamed. Because I hate you.
Dylan Martinez
Yes. Even offer a high five.
Jason Nelson
What happened?
Brody Ortiz
High 4?
Jason Bennett
...
Jordan Adams
...
Christopher Jackson
...
Blake Lee
just remind me of that fuckin' flipper before i touch it
Mason Rivera
ayyy lmao fuck yeah I would that's so cool.
Christian Richardson
i bet you can hold both tiddies with that hand at the same time
Lincoln Parker
yup
Gabriel Collins
How are you that dumb?
Gabriel Miller
Underrated post!
Anthony Lee
U a dumb lil hoe
Jonathan Kelly
Shake what?
Aaron Harris
yes but it would be akward af
hey op, thumbs up for you
Anthony Nelson
I shake with my right hand, sorry
Justin Hall
...
Easton Kelly
Yes of course
Blake Lewis
Looks like those frozen smiley face french fry things
Carter Collins
Which movie
Andrew Sanchez
kek'd
Angel Johnson
scary movie 2
Ethan Sanchez
You are not black, so yes.
Jeremiah James
Scary Movie 2.
Hudson Turner
you got this from reddit