Be me

>Be me
>Be 15
>Be in retarded school Punk band with friends
>Does a gig at a fundraising event
>7 year old walks up to me
>Wearing school uniform
>Turns out she's 14
>Has shitty boyfriend in my year that bullies me
More?

sure

yea

Yeah fuckin go for it OP

>Start hanging out with her more
>Also started texting each other a lot too
>Friends call me a lolicon (We were massive weebs)
>Starting to get feelings for her
>I wasn't fat, but not skinny either
>Started working out for her
>Decide to cuck her boyfriend and get my dream girl
>We meet up at the park one day
>Bruise on her arm
>Ask what happend
>The fucking faggot hit her
>Apparently he found our text and got mad
>Fucking angry as shit
>Tell her to break up with him
>She says no because she still loves him

K go on. Also check’d

>Tell her to break up with him
>She says no because she still loves him
Not trying to be a dick, but that's what you get with cheaters; not even once.

Keep going

>Got depressed after that, didn't talk to her for half a year
>Left the band
>Found Sup Forums
>Still did worked out, just not as much
>Got a text one night at 3 in the morning
>It's her
"Long time, no see"
>I crunched my teeth
>"What?"
"I was wondering if you wanted to go out to get some ice cream tomorrow?"
>I stared at the screen, started looking at the chat logs with friends about her
>"Why did you text me?"
"Because you're my friend and i miss you"
>Heart breaks
>Decides to go anyway

What a slag. Get with her and she'll do the same to you. Your just teaching her its perfectly fine and normal to cheat

D her already, what's the biggie

The "date" went pretty good and we started hanging out like old times
>Fucking around in English class
>Her boyfriend comes up to me
>Classic "You, me, park at 6 a'clock" line
>I wear a black hoodie and jeans to school, so you can't see the muscles I've gained
>tell her about it
>Tells me not to go
>Thinks about it for a bit
>Fuck it, even if i don't get her, at least i get some pay back
Fight happens
Kinda tough, but i won at the end
She's mad at me for going though
>Talking to my friends on Skype
>They convince me to confess to her

bump, keep going

Keep going

>Tells her to meet me at this hill side
>She agrees
>It's sunset
>I end up spending half an hour telling her how i feel and why
>She takes a moment to collect herself
"Knew it"
>Huh
"I knew you liked me, for a while actually"
>Am i that readable?
>She walks up to me
>She starts to tear up
"I hate him"
>I don't know how to respond
"All he does is yell at me, or gets angry at me"
>I ended up hugging her as tightly as possible
>"Why don't you break up with him?"
"Because he said he would beat me, and tell lies about me at school, and-"
>I stopped her there
>I gave her the kiss I've been holding onto for a year and a half
>I'm going to protect her

Go on

Yeah keep going

The next day
>Walked up to the faggot
>Smashed him in the face
>Ended up getting a broken nose
>One of his friends punched me back
>Went for one on his friends but the teacher broke it up
>Told the principle about everything
>Cunt got expelled
>I got suspended
>His friends got too scared to do anything afterwards
Bit later, when i was 19
>Saw him in the streets begging for money
>Memories of school flooded through my head
>Dragged him to an ally way
>Started beating him senseless
>Left with blood all over me, and a homeless man on the brink of death
Now i'm married to a cute af legal loli, and a beautiful little girl

in another news, bitcoin quadrupled in price today

>but experts say it has peaked, and now it time to sell

(OP) # just wondering her race.

Asian

>Now i'm married to a cute af legal loli, and a beautiful little girl
Wait you didn't marry her?

I meant i married her, and had a beautiful little girl.

Oh ok nice story, user. I am gonna give it to uncle yamo who will make it a manga but I want a new story too.

Nice comment!! Top kek

I actually liked the story enjoy you life with your people user

Ok, this is about my friend getting cucked
>Be user's friend
>Be 17
>Have 9/10 babe as a gf
>Brag about it to user, but he didn't give a shit because of his loli gf
>Gets a text from some 16 year old edge lord
>It's a photo of my gf with cum on her chest
>Fucktard captioned it "Get cucked"
Now back to me
>Playing some Fallout
>Gets a text from my friend
>Tells me the story and asks for my help

>not fucking the offspring of asshole and loli
Pathetic

Get comfy, this gonna be a good thread

Well that is easy she is a bitch that is it

bump

>Decides to ask gf about him because of age
>Says she sees him sometimes if he's not skipping class, and that his name's Mike
>Also tells me a story about her finding his lighter
>Started doing some facebook stalking
>Found his mom, sister and gf
>Sent it all to my friend
>We started chatting up the dms with her sis and mom (I was pretending to be him)
>Ended up getting him a date with his 14 year old sis
>gf and i gave him "tips"

Damn that is a good one user

moar!!!

We found out that she's a wannabe slut. Still a virgin but hangs out with real sluts, so she was eager to lose her virginity
He reluctantly told us what happened.
>Be user's friend again
>Goes to a movie
>After i started making out with her
>Asked if she was a virgin
"Yes"
>Ended up going to her house
>Made sure everyone was home
>Fucked her 14 year old pussy as hard as possible
>Fucktard hears
>Goes to check on her
>About to blow
My friend's full retard mode activated
>Gets idea to aim at door
>Mike gets huge load on his chest (door was close to the bed)
>Both of them start losing there shit
>Friend jumped out of the window like superman and broke his leg

>fucked a girl
>brakes leg
Worthed.

After, we decided to try and fuck with Mike's parents.
>gf gets idea to make his parents break up
>Her and i started texting each other pretending to be his dad cheating on his mom
>Got hold of Mikes mom's number
>We sent her screenshots of the text
Month later his parents divorced.

Savage, bet your gf goes on Sup Forums to.

Do you faggots seriously believe this faggots autistic fantasy?

Fabricated and homosexual

Next, we decided to finish it.
>We came up with worst plan yet
>Friend went to their house at 1am
>Mike wasn't home
>Friend snuck in, and set it up so that all of mikes smokes, beer, and drugs were on his bed
>Also put loli hentai on his computer for good measure
>Made as much noise as possible
>Escaped
>He was kicked out for being a disappointment, and a pedo
>Ended up getting back at his ex gf by spreading nudes
>Afterwards, one of our friends told us we were horrible peope
We knew that
>Mike's little sis decided not to be a slut, and my friend cleared up what happened
>They ended up becoming a couple

Of course not we are on b