*Kicks your gf in the butt on the dance floor*
What would you do?
*Kicks your gf in the butt on the dance floor*
What would you do?
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watch how my girlfriend wipes the floor with him. Then try to calm down the bouncers who will kick us out. Then try to get a taxi to the next place.
"Sorry that this wench got her fat disgusting ass in the way of your foot, sir"
HADOUKEN
I'd be surprised to see a dead chink in the club
shoot him with blanks
Give him some Equagesic pills.
i don't think he'd get the reference sadly
Shot him in the fucking eye ball
say
"broads...dont hit back"
fly away
Give him the kiss of a dragon
Send him back to the afterlife.
>*Kicks your gf in the butt on the dance floor*
>What would you do?
make a Sup Forums thread and eat doritos
Neck bearded fedora wearing Faggot alarm
>>eats doritos
the big bag. dont get cheap on me.
go super saiyajin and kick his cutebutt
Ask him the honor of kicking me in the ass too
Spend rest of life retelling story of the time Bruce Lee kicked me in the ass
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>>i don't think he'd get the reference sadly
I'm sure you meant:
Sadly, I don't think he'd get the reference
Spend 10 minutes going
"Waaaaaaaaah!" At each other until he apologizes for being inconsiderate like all decent people would.
attend her funeral
Post a cancerous thread on Sup Forums, of course.
pick up the pieces
*A D V I L L E*
>hug him
>"Youre alive, my dreams came true"
Collect the few pieces of my partner I can find scattered across the walls and floor of club after praying to Buddha I'm not next to feel the Dominic wrath of bruce lee's foot up your ass.
Unpack aspirin and murder him dead.
start shopping for wheelchairs while I wait for the paramedics
lmao
lmao
Ask him how the fuck is alive.
Give him an aspirin
I'd shit myself because it's a motherfucking zombie.
Then tell him to sleep it off in the other room
Kek
ask him for an autograph
Knock him the fuck out, he is an actor playing a role do you guys believe he could actually fight.
Man, he destroyed Mr. Norris. He would slap you like a bitch.
the real one or many of his stunt-doubles?
karate chop her pussy. epic tag team defeats her once and for all.
beat her up for getting in the way of FUCKING BRUCE LEE
shoot him.
Chuck norris is also a fag, just playing a role
The correct answer.
Laught at him what a pussy chink lmao.
Probably would knock that chinkshit knockout with a single punch.