SOMEONE FUCKING TRANSLATE THIS PLS

SOMEONE FUCKING TRANSLATE THIS PLS

ぱす　せいばーうぉーずいべんとであつめたぽいんとのなまえ+はいふどうがばんごうのみ

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I tried that but it's broken english, a few other sites changed how it reads, just tryna find some weeb who knows japanese text

it says "Push my mayo hole in Senpai I am a shit nugget eating dumb fuck who loves retarded log memes"

try 2chan, the original site that started the chans. It's all in japanese though. More likely you'll find a japanese student that knows english than an english person that knows another language.

I'll try thanks, which board should I go on for this

literally any of them, fuck the japs.

Without Kanji it's hard to understand, but I think collecting 'something.

>the pleasure of being cummed inside desu

This is all hiragana, which is a phonemic alphabet for Japanese words... katakana is for foreign (gaijin weaboo) words.

It reads:

Ohayo gozaimashita. Kanojo wa OP-kun desu. Baka desu. Saru mo penishu wa tataimashta nai.

Translation:

Hey Pleased to make your honorable acquaintance. I notice your shoes need polishing.

Let me introduce the lowly OP.
He's a complete idiot.
Even monkeys won't touch his penis.

>Hey Pleased to make your honorable acquaintance.
Top notch translation, 5/7.

That's not even close lol

That's incorrect japanese

>Sup Forums - Random
>The stories and information posted here.....

Your mom is incorrect Japanese

>Pasu seiba-uozuibento de atsumeta pointo no namae + haifu douga bangou nomi

>Pass: The name you want to collect with ?Seiuozuibento? + Only the distributed video number.

No idea what the seiuozuibento part means...

It's true though

I figured it all out thanks to some guy in my discord, thanks anyways

“I payed forty dollars for this. Did I get ripped off”
You’re welcome

Nice meme