/mlb/ - Money Whore Edition

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in b4 Mariners anime guy and Royals pants guy

those faggots never listen

206 million will buy a lot of anti-psychotic meds

Mariners anime guy was OP last thread, which just isn't fair.

>now have all 3 full bases
rodney is a menace

>reposting from dead thread.

The yankees are playing great baseball, and the mets are fucking horrible. But yankees are putting a washed up fatass Meredith out there when the mets are putting a perfect Alexa out there.

Meredith used to be hot when she was THICC, but now she's just fat and gross. Alexa a legit 9/10. Thin and sexy, blonde, blue eyes, dimples with perfect smile.

The yankees need to bring their slut game up to the level of their on-field play. Who can they trade for Alexa?

I FUCKING HATE FERNANDO RODNEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the fernando rodney experience

Best team in baseball

>Rodney

>paying a turbo autiste to be an ace
I'll never understand this. I love the talent, but wat

literally closes it for the other team, again

WEAR A MOUTHGUARD his teeth really bother me

No kidding man he did the same thing the other night

did it early in the season too I think, one of the first few games he either gave it away or almost did
why is he still playing

Yeah. Okay. But what about the dog shit on her face?
Meredith is a pig though.

YOU SIDEWAYS HAT PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Windians to be frank

If he already gave up the save why keep him in?
Every fucking time he does this they let him finish the inning and give up even more

His own team mates are going to shoot him with a bow and arrow.

can we get rid of Rodney or do baseball teams not drop people like that at this stage of the season
he's garbage though

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Rodney is misunderstood. He is a genius closer.

Kek I'm thinking about waiting outside the stadium and doing it myself

Pants

MOAR SWEATER PUPPIES

>tfw to intelligent to get strikes

Why is his head a crown?

The 2017 Major League Baseball's are juiced. Them shits flying out the park. You heard it here first.

Gay faggot Manfred wanted a sticky ball, he wanted this pace of play shit, but knew the association wouldn't want any change. So he said "fuck America, imma juice this ball".

That's what he did, that's exactly what he said. Fuck America. He juiced the ball. Pete Rose said the ball from 1970 and the ball from 2000 were two different balls entirely. I believe him.

These balls are juiced. Baseball is ruined. All these ERA's are fucked. I'm running a new formula, the sample is just too small.

You heard it hear first.

>unironically having le sideways hat man as your closer
Lmaoing out loud at the Arizona Diamondbacks

Those are actually his genitals

Did you really put Pokemon stickers on your PS4 controller?

Meredith is just fat and gross. I didn't even notice the warts on her face.

just good Alexa Datt-Rosenberg. She made her rich jew hubby hyphen his name B A S E D.

Okay DG, please share the statistics with me.

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The fucking MLB logo is a duck

google*

>risp
What are we the fucking doyers?

>sneks

Haha I was going to bake but then played some MLB and forgot.

>tfw game froze right at this instant
I feel bad that he left before I did so I got the win

GG rockies, your Rodney guy is pretty good

Rodney deserves an extension because he is making my Rookies keep winning.

Cleveland

Rooktober 2017

>mfw had to shit really bad that entire bottom of the 9th

atleast I could hold my bed shitting in unlike rodney amirite

At least until the collapse sets in like usual.

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Can the Yankees do it?

>Dodgers/Rockies NLCS 2017

wowzers

Of course. They just beat your ass like a ten dollar drum. They can do anything.

discuss

It's a shame that, among the 8 clubs he's played for, Rodney has never donned an Indians or Braves jersey

But they really didn't win their first eries, and it really was their only one.

It's gonna be dank.

Matt Cain is pretty good but the bullpen is poop on a stick at best.

St. Francis has been ugly this season, is it all cause of the pitching?

Bottom of the 9th
1 run lead

Who do you give the ball to of the 3
Casilla
Robertson
Rodney

They're just old as shit. All of them useless. Bumshit was all they had and even he couldn't win a game.
>muh run support
who gives a shit hit a homer and score.

I almost feel bad for shitting on them but they need to be humbled

>going deep on kershaw in coors
wow amazing

Robertson. I'm not going to win so I might as well embarrass myself as much as possible.

Literally the first time ever he gave up consecutive home runs.

The balls are juiced. It'll still be a great series. I really want that match up in the NLCS.

Can I just opt to keep my 8th inning guy who just struck out the side an inning earlier instead of going to a traditional closer because tradition?

It's game 7 of the NLCS. Who do you have as a starting pitcher?

>Kershaw
or
>Bumgarner

well since Kershaw would never make it to there I'll take based Madbum

Kershaw will actually be in the NLCS so probably him.

I see...a split vote.

Bumshit was beat by 2017 KC. Answer your own question

ONE GAME BACK JAYS

Your daily reminder that 3 is greater than 0.

kek

You have a 4/20 to spend in Colorado.

Do you:

>A). Ride a dirt bike and take a trip to snap-city and fuck up the most valuable limb in your body

>B). Just chill

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Dodgers literaly have 3 closers + Kenley Jansen.

Stay schleep

Blaze it and crash my shit.

Obviously A. Because you should punish your team for being dependent on you.

Depends on if I got a drug test comin' up.

good news: red sox lost
bad news: yankees won

fuck the orioles n everything baltimore

go hiking and smoke at some sick viewpoint

we comin niBBa

>whos cant even tank right

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Watch the Whos win the World Series and then have consecutive 100 loss seasons immediately after.

World Series to first pick in two (TWO) years
Try and stop us

i miss haniger

What's your walk up song, /mlb/?

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wtf doyers

Lmaoing at the Phillies.

>failies

Wow, I wonder what Doyer stadium would be like right now if 3/4 of the crowd didn't leave 3 innings ago. Ya know, just to beat traffic

>Filthies

god dammit philly

Rollins on suicide watch.

order some chicken teriyaki for takeout

smoke up purple

turn on the rocks game

eat said chicken teriyaki

Bumgarner easily. The playoffs are a different beast than the regular season entirely and something about it has Kershaw permanently shook.

We have plenty of postseasons' worth of sample size already. The patterns have been established. Kershaw has much more to prove where Bumgarner no longer does.

Lmaoing at the Philadelphia Phillies

Wow the phillies just pulled a Robertson

BRING BACK CHARLIE MANUEL.