So the moral of this movie is "hurr durr if you're a male virgin, you're pathetic and should hate yourself and the only way you can fix it is by marrying a post-wall slut and taking care of her kids from Chad"
Is that about right? That's what I got form thsi movie.
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Yeah, it's pretty atrocious. He was literally happy before being shamed.
#stopasexualshaming
Like ugh!
I don't know what post-wall means but I guess so OP.
No? They fell in love. The moral is that even if you're 40 years old and haven't been with a woman, don't expect to find some young virgin woman to fuck, but it's still possible to find love if you look for it. Normal people will have kids by then. It's just a fact of life.
Don't be such a negative nancy, dude.
>movies have to have morals
it's just a nice story, you dummy
But he was perfectly happy until all the virgin shaming
moral of the movie is right there on the poster, its a positive film
He was lonely and had to occupy all of his time with hobbies to keep his mind off of it all. Yeah he fell for a shame trap, but it worked out in the end.
nah OP is right, no one knows how that relationship would end up later on down the road
Marriage = Hell
Probably will end up with a black bull and a cuckshed
Why be a virgin so long when it makes you a target for ritual sacrifice? This wasn't even addressed in the movie. At least have sex with a hooker once just to make sure you aren't thrown into a molten owl or what have you.
>hobbies are bad
Yeah, he should waste the rest of his life tending to a bitch's emotions.
He had so many hobbies thay it was obvious he had to keep his mind off of his loneliness. Don't be so bitter. Be men, learn to take control of relationships and they'll be the best thing to happen to you.
This. I was never happy until I had my current gf. There's nothing that makes me happier than buying her stuff and giving her a steady supply of BBCs.
Alright, I'm done trying to help you cuckold-obsessed wimps understand this.
True. However, by remaining pure and not soiling yourself you cultivate sexual chi within your body, which is a greatly potent energy that can do wonders.
This is the main reason why porn and sexual degeneracy is pushed so hard into us;
to drain ourselves of our energy and make us weak.
There's a semi cure though. It won't regrow your hymen (physical or metaphysical) but it will restore some of your inner sexual energy and empower you.
The key is: abstain from ejaculating.
By ejaculating you release all that built up chi, in the form of sperm (which is a godly amount of potent sexual power) and waste it all, wether it's on a hookers face or into a napkin. You can't uncum, when it's out it's out. All that sperm that would otherwise be within you, growing in strength and amount, serving as sustenance and inhabiting you in a symbiotic relationship.
Fap and have as much sex as you want, that's cool and perfectly ok, but DON'T cum. Just abstain from ejaculating. It's hard and the journey is long for the abstinent, but with proper cultivation will your sexual power build within you and emerge with great results in your life.
No, the people who tell him that are awful. Paul Rudd is stalking his ex. The black guy is stuck with his shrew of a wife. And Seth Rogan is Seth Rogan. They're all deeply unhappy people.
Steve Carrel just happens to actually fall in love after taking their horrible advice.
It was just one fictional man'a experience in a movie. I don't think they intended it to be the standard for every virgin out there. If it makes you feel any better The World Health Organization consider a person who can't find a sexual partner to be a handicap now so you can get disability checks and park in handicap spaces.
Wizard powers are real. I first learnt this from Manly P. Hall.
Scoffers and mockers, try it and see. It takes about 3 years to manifest but it's completely real.
Yeh, I started that post with comical intentions but ended up only half joking since it's no joke really.
Maybe he actually liked playing video games, collecting figures/comics and so on. It's nostalgic and fun.
women usually hit the wall at 25. some on Sup Forums would say 16.
>movies have to have morals
>nice story
so you wouldnt mind watching a nice story about a neo nazi who met a nice traditional girl on a nigger torturing session and lived happily ever after?
It's women hitting age 30. It's a kind of wall because it corresponds to the age when they are clearly losing or have already lost the girl advantage in social relations.
Also a wall of realization that they need to stop chasing Chad and instead marry some beta cuck if they ever want to have a family.
If you are a male virgin over the age of 20, you have lost all control of your life.
20 is way too high.
If youre a male virgin over the age of 17, end yourself. If it hasnt happened by now it never will.
That'll all change once I become a wizard. The wizard uprising is coming. You WILL come into our magical realm.
Pretty enjoyable movie.
Meh you can always become a cuck. Prepping bulls isn't so bad.
I'm just wasting time til I'm 27. Then I can go out in style.
lol how can Sup Forums be this bad at watching movies
all the people who fuck regularly are terrible people who have meaningless relationships, meanwhile steve carrell is happy in spite of being a virgin and eventually gets in a loving relationship
the point is sex doesn't mean much without love and being a virgin isn't really a big deal
Men are dropping out of life so its really nothing to laugh about.
Because a fair amount of Sup Forums are sensitive virgins.
I'm laughing right now. Not just at your post, but at the state of the posters ITT.
He should became sugar daddy and fuck high school girls
I hate that this movie was made by people who can't imagine how anyone could not have sex so they made that stupid ptsd at first attempt to sex reason
Fucking garbage
Yeah, everyone was funny in it. Seth Rogen was there but not TOO there if you catch my Tokyo drift
>Millennials have sex less often with fewer partners than their parents and grandparents did at their age
>14% of Americans between 18 and 26 are virgins
>49% of people in their 20s have not had sex within the last year
>Boomers ruined everything
Nothing new
Fuck off normie
Literally predicted decades ago at the time of the "sexual revolution".
It's realistic. If you make it to 40 when your testosterone slows down without a ball and chain or 3 kids weighing you down you realize that women are literally worthless and life is much better without one.
He wasn't dropping out of life though, he was a competent employee contributing to society through his work and taxes.
>14% of Americans between 18 and 26 are virgins
>49% of people in their 20s have not had sex within the last year
How much of those percentages do you think are female? I would guess not a lot
What about happiness and spiritual fulfillment?
What about God's plan?
>What about God's plan?
Hey man. I'm deadly serious here: is everything ironic to you?
Companionship is "ackshually" really great, at least try it once.
I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
Companionship is great in the form of male friends. Women are literally garbage and unnecessary
A lot of that second number would have to be female or else that means there's like one dude that personally fucks all 150 million women in the country every week
>or else that means there's like one dude that personally fucks all 150 million women in the country every week
Congrats, you just learned about Chad
Does he have like one of those tentacle dicks from Chinese cartoons? He just sits up in his mountain lair somewhere and sends his dick out into the countryside to split thousands of skanks open every millisecond?
thats exactly what happens
It's not a meme, user.
>NASA
Someone got fucked in the ass alright.
>Sell all your rare toys
>Use it to fund a used up cumdumpster bringing nothing to the table
This movie redpilled me
>regulated sexuality
Honestly, it's not that difficult for me to conjure up as a thought. In HS, it was essentially 20 guys sharing the 100 girls from your grade, so why would it not be like that in real life?
what the fuck are you on about
Evolution always wins.
High school is basically a small model of real life, so yeah. All women fuck or attempt to fuck Chad until they hit the wall and settle for a beta.
If you didn't go to college, that's one thing. But if you went to college and finished a full year and are still a virgin, then you are completely hopeless. Getting laid in college is so easy.
Such regulation would further deteriorate already shitty human genepool.
People with shitty genes reproduce with people with shitty genes producing offspring with shitty genes.
By excluding people with shitty genes from being able to reproduce (by unability to find a partner), you get healthier population
Notice how she does not love the man as she suck his dick
I'm 21 and went to college right out of high school, I even fell for the live-in-the-dorms meme, and I'm still a virgin
I even put myself out there, lifted and ran every day, ate clean, tried to have fun and fit in with normies, but none of it mattered
Yes, but women can have shitty genes and have zero problem finding a partner, while if you're 7/10 or below you're shit out of luck.
>But if you went to college
My first two months there, and no action in sight dearest user...
Would you be so kind as to bequeath on me your tips and tricks for how a very average white male can get laid?
Sincerely,
>i've approached no women and i'm still a virgin, how?
How the fuck do you just approach women as a stranger? Just walk up and "say hi" and "be myself"?
> but it's still possible to find love if you look for it
t. Chat
>while if you're 7/10 or below you're shit out of luck.
On what fucking planet?
Distribution of sex is right up there with putting bricks on top of each other and making plants grow on purpose in terms of "things that created civilization"
An average guy will be a productive citizen, work himself to death and cause a minimum amount of grumbling/revolution if you manage to secure him a mate and an avenue for offspring. That's why monogamy was invented, and that's why monogamist societies became empires and polygamist ones kept living in huts chucking spears.
We're seeing the dissolution of a 10,000 year old system happening in real time.
FFTFY
if you are in college and have not seen a single opportunity where you can talk to another woman there is no help to offer.
it never gets old
Yeah? You can approach anyone, as long as you're not abysmally autistic.
More to the point, you don't do this at random on the street. You find social gatherings and then you approach women.
>thrown into a molten owl
lost
>Chad is baffled yet again why he is drowning in pussy while >50% of males are not
Oh high and mighty user, school us then on the many opportunities there were to chat away with girls?
Aside from meeting them here and there in class, and glancing them in the same bars as yiu, what were those oh so many opportunities?
Yes and then they all laugh at you unless you are Chad... we've talked about this a million times, just stop
This is most accurate
gave up my shot at wizard powers to spend a ton of money and cum a bunch of times
now im alone again and i want to take it all back
kek
>magical realm
>not demonic fortress
Fucking normies aren't ready yet. And thanks to my inability to get laid, I qualify for disability. I'll be living off normie and wage cucks until the uprising, where I have stocks of ammo, guns and tuna.
These fucking normies are gonna raid my mine infested, trap filled fortress only to reach the central bunker and realize it would be empty, save for magically summoned guns pointed at anyone foolish/brave enough to make it that far. It will shred their forces and utterly humiliate them.
>Yes and then they all laugh at you unless you are socially functional
Fixed that for you. How many times have you actually tried this? You can't keep this shit locked in theory. You have to at least try it once.
Well you just listed some. That you've never even tried right? It's just fucking talking, there's no secret to it.
JUSSSS
BEEEEE
URSELF
What supreme gentleman came up with this chart, Jesus H Christ....
God, I feel embarrassed just looking at it and imagining the desperate rationalisation going on in that persons head to justify not getting laid
PRO TIP; Sex is not a human right or something that everyone deserves. Life doesn't owe it to you. It's a privilege.
Enough with this Chad meme.
A friend of mine is barely a 6/10 and he already had 2 gfs in his 26 years of life. He's just not socially inept and always makes people laugh.
Girls love guys with humor. Well normie humor, but still.
There is just so much to work with here
>Is that about right? That's what I got form thsi movie.
That's because you're looking for prejudices and offenses that are not there in the first place. You're like a SJW just looking to be triggered.
Go outside.
>I've never had a date but I know how this works, look at my meme image
>It's just fucking talking, there's no secret to it.
;-;
I'm sorry that I've failed you user. Then again, I should've guessed that when you can't befriend anyone, it'll be even more impossible to chat up girls.
that's true though.
He'll tell you
-Student Union
-School spirit shit (American universities only)
-Dining hall
-Library
Despite most people not wanting to be fucked with during those. If someone is at the library, there's a good chance that they're last minute rushing a research paper
t. Toasty Roastie
M8 pls, i've approached lots of chicks during my teen years and had to learn the hard way that unless you are above average looking, no matter what you say or do will have any effect.
It's time you joined your people. You'll be happier there.