What are your plans for when the Yellowstone caldera erupts?

what are your plans for when the Yellowstone caldera erupts?

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Not my problem...

>what are your plans

shitposting on Sup Forums

wank the dog off

Enjoy it being warmer than this fucking frozen hellhole I'm in right now.

>Die
a very painful death. The ash from Yellowstone will literally shred your throat and lungs. It'll probably cut your eyes up too. If you live anywhere near that Caldera I recommend killing yourself before the ash arrives. Because your dead anyways.

I live in Montreal, we can have 10-30cm of snow in a day.
We can handle 1-3cm of ashes.

beg my sister to have sex with me so I don't die a virgin

This everywhere. Global devastation.

the ash is superheated. Instead of cold snow the ash will burn your skin, lungs and burn house down dumbfuck.

Dude. The ash is literal tiny shards of glass and Rock. It's not like dust. It will permanently damage your throat and lungs.

heat rises dumbass, itll be cold when it settles

make sure the doors and windows are closed, turn the AC up, wait it out

ahh my bad. i guess the hot ash will continue to rise into outer space and up to the sun

>subscribe to all earth news feeds
>keep terraforming mars

>NC

dust my car off, go to work.

what about the other 6 around the world?

Its cool, I live in a house. Ash will just pile up outside.

Glenrock Wyoming fag here, honestly we have the best outcome here in the state if it ever blows, well never know it hit us

pity the poor fucks in flyover states

I'll be your sister fam

And after the weight of the piled up ash caves in your roof? Then what are you gonna do?

To die....I'm from northern Idaho, so....basically no chance for survival.

That's where your food comes from bro

>3 inches of ash
>caving in my roof
not gonna happen

sweep up and carry on

Fuck I literally just moved from Southeast Texas to Denver

NANI???????

probably itll rise up to where its very cold, then itll cool down and float back down to earth
dont be a spergtard

It's depending upon where you're located at. But no matter where you're located at, you will suffer respiratory issues from the ash unless you have a shit ton of masks to wear.

Hydroponics in California.

omae wa mou shindeiru

>Being this stupid

we have to deal with about 10,000% more snow than ash fall we'd receive so probably nothing because it wouldn't affect me at all

seems like we have a lung specialist itt

why don't we just dig a hole and pour water into it?

Apocalypse Survival Guide:
[ ] a shit ton of masks to wear

Got it, I'll start stocking up now.

Reservoirs are good enough as long as they're not exposed to outside air.

it'll make steam and probably put an enormous fog across all of the us. probably would cause many car crashes and highways would be blocked for years

Living in San Diego, my plan is to hopefully be flash fried quickly. I don't want to be in the pain surviving that by some weird happenstance would put me in, as I believe civilization;ie hospitals and fire/rescue etc. will be annihilated.

I'm pretty sure it will hurt like fuck all, but I'm just as sure it will be quick.

>fog
>ash

Would just cover everything in mud, genius.

why don't we just dig a hole and throw niggers down?

Oh man this discussion is great. When is this gonna happen. Montana fag here

this is a great idea, they say global warming is melting the polar ice and raising the sea level, this would cure that too

Don't know. We'd survive the eruption, but the food and power shortage afterwards?The decade of Super Winters that will follow? Make The Survivalist seem like a kids story.

Billings? Helena? Laurel? Red Lodge? I lived in Montana for 8 years! Nice to see someone from there!

The caldera has erupted to this degree pretty regularly every million years or so since its inception.
If I don't have the resources to survive elsewhere, I'd probably just head to the caldera site and join in on pre-apocalyptic orgies.

go on a rape rampage

Wouldn't the whole planet experience several years of winter if such a big eruption took place?

Best chance I'd imagine is buy an island in the South Pacific and stock it with 20 years of food.

Everywhere else is going to be frozen and starving.

Expect 2 decades of bad winters and general famine. But I'm probably dead before it erupts.

Gas mask and move on with my life,
In live in the lighter-yellow places anyways,

i plan on sucking huge steamy creamy logs out of andy sixx's asshole

Yes.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1883_eruption_of_Krakatoa

Dropped global temps by 1.2 C

What does the orange circle mean? What is Seattle in for?

Fucked, but not instantly fucked
But still definitely very fucked

How will we go out?

The roof of an average house is around 200 square metres. 3 inches of ash over this area equals around 40 tons sitting on your roof. It's caving in.

Then I'll eat my cows and when they are gone (after two years perhaps) I'll take my rifle, hike over the mountain in to town and hunt people for food.
As for water I don't have a plan.. Melt snow and filtrate it i guess

Respiratory irritation related illness and starvation/malnutrition

Read the international news from my couch here across the sea. It will be an event of never before seen magnitude in human history.

Nice trips. I'd rather just kms tbh.

Stay in Canada

>tfw south west Montana
>will get obliterated instantly
At least I won't be around to deal with the feet of ash and die from suffocating.

die...

Then how come my roof can stand strong with 20 inches of snow in it?

nah mate

when it falls back down it heats up through atmospheric friction and falls as superheated ash. read about the chicxulub impactor.

Ayyy, I lived in Darby for 3 years and Hamilton for 5. Miss it all the time.

I own 8 fans. I will arrange them in a circle, so they blow outwards. I will sit in the center and calmly breath in my halo of clean air until all the ash settles.

Nice. I'm in Bozeman.

what about stuff falling on your head? that won't work. you're fucked.

fake news
and
junk science

>Denver
Find the nearest bottle of alcohol and start chugging.

>Dumb fuck
Lel

Boi alot of people have been watching some pseudo-science shit on discovery channel recently

Enjoy the fireworks while sitting in my safe home in Europe

I will build a small fire in the center, and the hot air will drive the ash up and away from my clean air. I will certainly survive this apockalipse.

You know something we don't?

Quit trolling.
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/

this

>found the Sup Forumstard

I'm planning to be killed by inhaling ash and being unable to get away fast enough, I live in Florida.

Top plan, simplicity is king, I'll join you

Ash winter will drop the global average temperatures a degree or two.

the dick tip of flordia will have less than 1 inch of ash? what are the chances of survival there?

this

because hot ash will not be drawn to a hot fire right? gtfo. rain falls on your fire, snow falls on your fire, heavy ash will fall on your fire too and be drawn to it.

source: i am a physicist

Bozemanite here as well

> no fucks given
> not relevant in any way whatsoever

MSUfag?
I graduated in May. Found an actual job here somehow.

>Triggered
I don't give a fuck that you don't give a fuck. :^)

i'm fine. its only gonna be 1-3 where i'm at.

Enjoy your long death in a collapsing society after a few years of the sky being dark.

still the most usefulk and practical answer

you're an idiot. you'll find out why when you get your measly 1 - 3 mm of superheated ash in your lungs and setting fire to your house.

where do you think the breathable air inside your house comes from lmao