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early morning plymouth posting edition

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first for gas the jews

I demand a british or anglo bf

praise kek

>tfw i have the 'middleclass virgin cunt' voice

K I L L
M E
P L E A S E

doing a virgin post

karenime

been doin kegels for the past couple of days, my dick has reached optimal hardness.

could absolutely destroy a vagina right now lads

Karenema more like.

anyone want to come suck my dick?

having curry on toast lads

me

Watched Paxman and the debate and I bloody love Corbyn now.

have to wash! up my least favourite! activity

brothels are alri

better than a chubby shag

ahahahahah deanoooo

I'm in love with the world through the eyes of a girl
Who's still around the morning after

It's 7am and I can't fucking sleep

what the fuck is wrong with me

>he's Deanoing himself
Sad!

i'm too young to vote haha but if I was old enough i would definitely vote corbyn!

Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?

...

I met a magic man
Who had a daughter
She learned her lessons well
But still I taught her

how do

respect to men here not biting bait

i used to wake up for morning /brit

then i turned full out normie

girl said i looked like a spice boy when i shagged her

lol

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Took me 10 minutes to get it up

can't sleep send help

ultra comfy

is that your room? comfy

from left to right
>winner, loser, even bigger loser, lol

honestly is there a bigger joke in modern british politics than the lolbour party, or the crusty 20 year old humanities students who so desperately fantasise about socialism?

*sends a bottle of voddy your way*
See you in the morning ;}

same. it's bloody 7

labour party more like GAYbour party

feels like this is a reddit post

anyone ever gone to their school at night? fucking spooky

fuck off literal child

me and the lads on the way to the ballot box to cast our votes for ol corbs

yeah
I know what you mean

>window so normies can spy on you
>doesnt face towards the door so your mom will see your porn when she barges in
tf is wrong with you

There was a French lad on Sup Forums once that "tagged" some Japanese words around his old (high?) school when he was "drunk"

It was pretty lame in the end

Really just despise rafidah dogs such as Shia and Sufi, lads

i'm 22, i just happen to live near my old high school still

ive bin 2 ur mum @ nite

Getting the daily dose of Joe Rogan lads
youtube.com/watch?v=xq4Y87idawk

extremely comfy

so the lads decided to put it in the group chat when drunk we went to the brothel

ffs

so you finally lost your v card lisicki? to a prossie no less?

visited russia in the early 00s,real comfy

Shagged her for a good 2 hours

a fucking bottle eh? lad I drink ~4 bottles a week to no avail

Of course he didn't

He's posting shitty bait to try to get you's and for ppl to ask him about his night

His 'friends' wanted to go to a strip club and he pussied out

No big deal

lost it years ago 2bh

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strip clubs are so fucking stupid tbf

They're good if you can catch an all you can eat chicken wing lunch and get a free show desu

190kg's horrendous posting helped me to find God and become conservative again

>when you realise africans have achieved more than blonde people

>out with group of friends
>there's a cute girl in the group but we haven't talked with eachother much
>talking with one girl about theoretical physics
>she interrupts and is like "user Anon, I've been reading about theoretical physics recently!"
>talking later with another girl about writing
>she interrupts again, "user Anon, I've got a book idea too!"

What did she mean by this? Does she want me to notice her?

Brooklyn looks aesthetic

>DAAAA CHAMPIOOOOOONS

Just made it to the hotel. Big day tomorrow x

alri football yank

Hi :3

good boy
*feeds you*

Yum yum yum

big poos

*thumps you*
muggy yank cunt

Why daddy?

want to learn german

>Photoshop batch script taking about 2 hours

Watched Baywatch yesterday lads. Good flick. At some point they have Zac Efron play with the dick and balls of a dead man.

Horrid bus ride down to Vung Tau
Thank Christ we're almost there

*does a British post*

Thailad! How are you doing my man?
Me I'm okay. Acquired so many new gfs. Including a 17 years old dramatic arts students, a 23 years whose virginity I took and now I am working on the japanese intellectual pseudo-gf. I love thailand so much man.

just got home
good morning lads

grim, hope you have AC
don't know how you can be arsed with dealing with so many girls on a relationship basis. You must have the patience of 10 men.

Some kid just threw up

*gets close to climaxing*
T-tell me about the footy

We have. But we have blonde people too, if that makes you feel better.

he keeps all his extra patience in his nose

Get the train next time

mate just sent me a picture of the view from the flat hes couch surfing in sydney
well the sydney opera doesnt look that impressive

youve got 10 seconds

>train
Good joke
There is AC at least

We built your country, kid. Invented it even. You're welcome btw.

>don't know how you can be arsed with dealing with so many girls on a relationship basis. You must have the patience of 10 men
Yeah I genuinely enjoy romance and wasting time with girls. Although I kind of use "gf" in a tongue in cheek way. Some of them I only shagged once.
But girls are honestly one of the coolest thing about life. They are so pretty and they smell so good. Look at how the japanese proto gf uses "pertaining". It's so fucking lovely.

Vietnam doesn't have trains between key cities?
>Frogs in charge of colonisation

Even we had trains in 1776... Dumb frogs

This is a small beach town not a major city

looks like a sky for shoeing horses under

What's up fellow country who is a member of the very select club of country who kicked fr*nce's ass at war? How do you feel about beating the shit out of these insufferable frogs? Pretty good here. I was thinking about it just a few minutes ago haha

*hits a lick*

lads, is it me or are women's boobs getting bigger these days

You're still in the honeymoon stage, when you've got 3 girls telling you about their day and moaning about co-workers and other bollocks you'll go mental.
oh

>select club
>beating France

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In the future, China will be Christian and Europe will be Mohammedan. Really makes you think

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I beat France..

china can always bust out the red guards again if christcucks get too uppity