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first for gas the jews
I demand a british or anglo bf
praise kek
>tfw i have the 'middleclass virgin cunt' voice
K I L L
M E
P L E A S E
doing a virgin post
karenime
been doin kegels for the past couple of days, my dick has reached optimal hardness.
could absolutely destroy a vagina right now lads
Karenema more like.
anyone want to come suck my dick?
having curry on toast lads
me
Watched Paxman and the debate and I bloody love Corbyn now.
have to wash! up my least favourite! activity
brothels are alri
better than a chubby shag
ahahahahah deanoooo
I'm in love with the world through the eyes of a girl
Who's still around the morning after
It's 7am and I can't fucking sleep
what the fuck is wrong with me
>he's Deanoing himself
Sad!
i'm too young to vote haha but if I was old enough i would definitely vote corbyn!
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?
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I met a magic man
Who had a daughter
She learned her lessons well
But still I taught her
how do
respect to men here not biting bait
i used to wake up for morning /brit
then i turned full out normie
girl said i looked like a spice boy when i shagged her
lol
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Took me 10 minutes to get it up
can't sleep send help
ultra comfy
is that your room? comfy
from left to right
>winner, loser, even bigger loser, lol
honestly is there a bigger joke in modern british politics than the lolbour party, or the crusty 20 year old humanities students who so desperately fantasise about socialism?
*sends a bottle of voddy your way*
See you in the morning ;}
same. it's bloody 7
labour party more like GAYbour party
feels like this is a reddit post
anyone ever gone to their school at night? fucking spooky
fuck off literal child
me and the lads on the way to the ballot box to cast our votes for ol corbs
yeah
I know what you mean
>window so normies can spy on you
>doesnt face towards the door so your mom will see your porn when she barges in
tf is wrong with you
There was a French lad on Sup Forums once that "tagged" some Japanese words around his old (high?) school when he was "drunk"
It was pretty lame in the end
Really just despise rafidah dogs such as Shia and Sufi, lads
i'm 22, i just happen to live near my old high school still
ive bin 2 ur mum @ nite
Getting the daily dose of Joe Rogan lads
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extremely comfy
so the lads decided to put it in the group chat when drunk we went to the brothel
ffs
so you finally lost your v card lisicki? to a prossie no less?
visited russia in the early 00s,real comfy
Shagged her for a good 2 hours
a fucking bottle eh? lad I drink ~4 bottles a week to no avail
Of course he didn't
He's posting shitty bait to try to get you's and for ppl to ask him about his night
His 'friends' wanted to go to a strip club and he pussied out
No big deal
lost it years ago 2bh
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strip clubs are so fucking stupid tbf
They're good if you can catch an all you can eat chicken wing lunch and get a free show desu
190kg's horrendous posting helped me to find God and become conservative again
>when you realise africans have achieved more than blonde people
>out with group of friends
>there's a cute girl in the group but we haven't talked with eachother much
>talking with one girl about theoretical physics
>she interrupts and is like "user Anon, I've been reading about theoretical physics recently!"
>talking later with another girl about writing
>she interrupts again, "user Anon, I've got a book idea too!"
What did she mean by this? Does she want me to notice her?
Brooklyn looks aesthetic
>DAAAA CHAMPIOOOOOONS
Just made it to the hotel. Big day tomorrow x
alri football yank
Hi :3
good boy
*feeds you*
Yum yum yum
big poos
*thumps you*
muggy yank cunt
Why daddy?
want to learn german
>Photoshop batch script taking about 2 hours
Watched Baywatch yesterday lads. Good flick. At some point they have Zac Efron play with the dick and balls of a dead man.
Horrid bus ride down to Vung Tau
Thank Christ we're almost there
*does a British post*
Thailad! How are you doing my man?
Me I'm okay. Acquired so many new gfs. Including a 17 years old dramatic arts students, a 23 years whose virginity I took and now I am working on the japanese intellectual pseudo-gf. I love thailand so much man.
just got home
good morning lads
grim, hope you have AC
don't know how you can be arsed with dealing with so many girls on a relationship basis. You must have the patience of 10 men.
Some kid just threw up
*gets close to climaxing*
T-tell me about the footy
We have. But we have blonde people too, if that makes you feel better.
he keeps all his extra patience in his nose
Get the train next time
mate just sent me a picture of the view from the flat hes couch surfing in sydney
well the sydney opera doesnt look that impressive
youve got 10 seconds
>train
Good joke
There is AC at least
We built your country, kid. Invented it even. You're welcome btw.
>don't know how you can be arsed with dealing with so many girls on a relationship basis. You must have the patience of 10 men
Yeah I genuinely enjoy romance and wasting time with girls. Although I kind of use "gf" in a tongue in cheek way. Some of them I only shagged once.
But girls are honestly one of the coolest thing about life. They are so pretty and they smell so good. Look at how the japanese proto gf uses "pertaining". It's so fucking lovely.
Vietnam doesn't have trains between key cities?
>Frogs in charge of colonisation
Even we had trains in 1776... Dumb frogs
This is a small beach town not a major city
looks like a sky for shoeing horses under
What's up fellow country who is a member of the very select club of country who kicked fr*nce's ass at war? How do you feel about beating the shit out of these insufferable frogs? Pretty good here. I was thinking about it just a few minutes ago haha
*hits a lick*
lads, is it me or are women's boobs getting bigger these days
You're still in the honeymoon stage, when you've got 3 girls telling you about their day and moaning about co-workers and other bollocks you'll go mental.
oh
>select club
>beating France
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In the future, China will be Christian and Europe will be Mohammedan. Really makes you think
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I beat France..
china can always bust out the red guards again if christcucks get too uppity