/rug/ - Melbourne Rebels Are Done Edition

SUPER RUGBY ROUND 10 RESULTS

Highlanders 57 - 14 Stormers
Chiefs 27 - 20 Sunwolves
Reds 26 - 29 Waratahs
Force 15 - 24 Lions
Cheetahs 21 - 48 Crusaders
Kings 44 - 3 Rebels bwahaha
Jaguares 25 - 33 Sharks


On now:
Brumbies 9 - 13 Blues

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1st for Sunwolves

N A N A I

Got MCKENZIED last night

>beat the worst team by 7
All Queefs fans should kys

This game is actually really significant. This is proof beyond any shadow of a doubt that the worst New Zealand team is better than the best Australian team. Every NZ team is going to finish ahead of every Australian team on the table, in spite of the Ausfailians having easy games due to being such a weak conference.

Absolutely disgusting.

Nanais got some serious gas

australian rugbys in tatters atm

and i hate it

Not as disgusting as Billy Guyton's facial hair.

Become a kiwi.
Just let go.

but i love canberra too much

what do i do

youse need 2 get more islanders

>"Kieran Read faces a race against time to be fit for the first Lions test. If he can't play, who can?"

I hate that cunt.
Look at that fucking head.

Haha faggot

Gatland's a shit kicker.

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Is it worse to have an ironic mullet or an unironic mullet? Cunts who have that, or a big stupid mustache or something are always the worst kind of cunts. Always real 'jokers' just big on having a laff m8 but actually they are fucking faggots who try way too hard.

the removal of one team will help. it will mean less players in total -> higher salaries -> less players moving to europe.
also, the talent will be less spread out.

> talent will be less spread out

You could merge the rebels, brumbies and force and they would be pretty much the same. The quality of player just isnt good enough

World class Aussie players atm are Kerevi, Folau, Fardy, Hooper and thats it. The props weirdly are decent as well. Point is has there been any aussie player lighting up super rugby and putting his hand up for wallabies selection

I accidentally saw 10 seconds of the Bachelor NZ lads. Those are some basic bitches.

Still awake here.

reminder that our guy devvo lad IS the bachelor

>our guy
I've got some bad news for you devvo cunt

>Canterbury dominating again

Hate this episode tßh.

It is just crazy how they consistently are so good.

Solid, grinding rugby.
Good pack.
Few coconuts.
No razzle dazzle glory hounds.

maybe they will have enough money to lure saffa mercenaries.

Rugby capital of the world always shits out GOAT-tier talent no matter what.

>the absolute state of the conference system

Hurricoons are best team atm. Tight at the top though in the NZ conference.

>4th
>best
I've got some bad news for you m8

I'm coming for your spot Lyds you slag.

*throws up*

rather cum IN her spot to be frank

Third because Brumbies being there is complete memeshit, and they have a game in hand. They only lost that one because of being stupid niggers and playing half the game with 14 men.

Yeah I am originally from Blenheim but lived in Auckland for a while crazy the difference in poz

Yemmy you dirty cunt.

just give our finals spot to a 4th South African conference team to be honest.

Its also super easy to understand

Not complicated at all and makes total sense

if you dont understand this then you have serious problems

I will BTFO Lyds so hard she will have wet dreams of my tipping eliteness.

based dad

In his faggy little dreams.

I'm talking about logical sense, not understanding sense. The complicated part was really for the other post right above it
>a team with less points and less wins is seeded higher than a team with more points and more wins

My chances at winning are over so who the fuck do i root for in bru?

>yemmy
Scum low margin tipping faggot, literally kiwi_fag 2.0

>Lyds
Neckbeard LARPing as a girl on a rugby forum

>Random Saffas
No thanks

>CasuallyElite
/nrl/ bogan

>YourDad
Not a serious contender

>O Rugbista
Shitskin

>radicallyfat
Australian (Shitskin)

Might have to go for old Blue to finally bring it home

Lyds isn't even winning wtf is with the circlejerk over her?

>not putting it all on based blues year guy
comeback of the century is on lad

>hating on huebro

He's unorincally the best poster here desu

Come join Team YourDad, son.
Unless you actually hate your dad.

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If you want someone good to support then I suggest you lower your standards.

I think hating yemmy, Lyds, CasuallyElite and O Rugbista is justified, but you'll have to pick one of the others and grin and bear it lad.

>be /rug/poster
>actually care greatly about the sport
>make frequent posts about obscure tournaments to raise awareness of the game with other posters
>have a high ontopic to offtopic post ratio
>be one of the most active members of the community
>engage with all members of the community
>be a positive, non-shitstirring presence
>shitpost with memes very rarely
>STILL be treated as a villain because you're brown

What a pity...

Well tbf he made quite a few posts like that "Grand Slam every year" one.

proxy off

I moved out really young so I don't know that shit maggot.

Jesus lad, get that diseased hue dick out of your mouth.

>not rooting for based Jeff
freshie

Jesus lad, get that diseased jeff dick out of your mouth.

Seriously the money that goes into the Blues how do they fuck up every seasons I am sick of it.

Someone make an edit of the Crusaders logo where the guy is holding a dick instead of a sword and it's ejaculating on to his face.

stuff.co.nz/life-style/well-good/91763397/why-you-too-should-squat-to-poo

>mfw the Indians were right all along

Pretty sure gentleben is white lad.

kys yourself mentalben

Scotland

RIP READ

>ulster
>ULSTER
Pppfffffffffttttttttt ahahhaahahahahhahhahahahah
*stops to suck in air*
ahahhaahahahahhahhahahahahaaahahhaaaaaahhahahaha

You describing the brazilian lad?

/our/ lions henderson and best looked incredibly mediocre

Meanwhile garry "god 2.0" ringrose is tearing it up.
Don't even get me started on launchberry.
Why dop ulster never live up to their potential?

sup

>faletau hat trick
Thinking he's back tbhfams

>potential
They've never been anything better than decent.

>NZthumbs

South American A Championship
(This edition, also valid as part of RUWC qualifiers)

1st Round
Chile x Brazil (6 May)
Paraguay x Uruguay (13 may)

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WE WUZ LIONS AND SHIET

Are nz gonna get blacked?

they will surely get slaps in the back from itoje during mauls and rucks

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Any British and Irish lions fans in here?
I'm gonna spear tackle your ass.

What is you cunts' obsession with men's arses?

Fucking state of you lad.

you're next fuccboi

>based danny c might play for the barbs

what is england going to do when a clusterfuck of mercenaries beats them at twickenham?

If you don't funpost at least when it isn't matchday or bully /cric/ sometimes I have some bad news for you

>people forget the 'your only mean to the ones you love' type sayings

We love huebro and take the piss because we know he can take it in stride.

I often answer his posts seriously because he genuinely cares about the sport

Saffas on the other hand can fuck off.

Fight me irl then faggot.
Are you that loser who loves the Poo's?

Top lad.
Case in point.

*clicks angrily*

>reblels

That's a straight red lad

who's side you on Singapoo

Neutral here.

roll with the champs, not the chumps

I roll with whichever side gives the best banter.

Banter is a yellow-cardable offense these days lad, you don't hear it too much anymore.