How come there's no male movie star equivalent to Melissa McCarthy?
How come there's no male movie star equivalent to Melissa McCarthy?
paul blart fat fuck
Zack galifinakis
on point as fuck
there are like 500.
>Kevin James
>Star
Honka Honka
You see him lately, he's thin.
Has Chris Evans gotten significantly smaller since the first Captain America movie? That image just made me remember how huge he was.
Kevin James actually got started out in stand-up so I decided to watch some to see what it was like. His first joke was about "pizza math". His second joke was about "phone number rhythm". As though if he gives these specific phenomena names then they are instantly relatable. It made me so sad I had to stop watching
>sitcoms and adam sandler movies
>movie star
>Melissa McCarthy
>movie star
Jonah Hill
I thought so too actually. He had a Godtier body compare to the rest but not Thor has blown everybody away now.
AlsoThere's no female stars equivalent to those guys either.
Chris Pratt is so damn fine
you mean Jonah Hill?
His arms were pretty big (for you) in Civil War.
no homo, but I actually got a bit emotional in the cinema over that bit.
Seeing a character put their all into something is beautiful.
Like the end of District9 where the hero doesn't even care if he dies, he just wants to get the job done.
>2nd highest paid actress in hollywood besides jlaw
>not a movie star
Yeah it was a nice scene, full homo.
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>Melissa FatFuck
>Star
> tfw no goddess Peggy carter gf pawing at my chest lustfully
Cap could have had it all
There was.
See
He looks so good here.
They even kinda look similar
reminder that even hayley atwell literally couldn't control herself around his sweaty, chiseled body
wow that's fucking sexist though. wish hollywood could stop perpetuating such stereotypes
He has nice legs.
yeah, i'm sure evans hated every second of it.
I bet he has a nice butt.
He does.
oh but there is
you know he did, you can see how uncomfortable he looks
also no man has ever enjoyed a sweaty disgusting woman touching them
Too bad he'll always be a fat fuck. He's already got a double-chin again.
And a nice dick.
cap 1 was the peak for the character
best haircut
best physical condition
best outfit
best waifu
Even fat he looks better than you ever will user.
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When will he just do a nude scene already.
Evans hates working out so much for the role so it would make sense.
best waifu
too bad poor Cap never got a chance to properly enjoy that
There are plenty of unfunny fat male comedians.
Even so, he still gets pretty big for the role.
This too bad his movie with JLaw will bomb and his career will die.
RIPIP
That's ok, maybe he'll "accidentally" get some nude pictures leaked so he can be in the spotlight again.
Kevin James.
Except he was actually good.
Kevin James
>Melissa McCarthy
>Star
Those titties hnnnggg
bucky having a boner looking at rogers
>you will never be spitroasted by Evans and Pratt
Don't remind me.
>Pratt doesn't skip leg day
Is he, dare I say it, our guy?
she shows them in Pillars of the Earth by the way
Someday people in the future will have the technology to be spitroasted by anyone they like though clones/sex robots/enhanced virtual reality.
Why even live when you're born in the wrong time
People will look back and wonder how we managed to live day to day
Makes me laugh at his sidekicks. He just has to have a nigger and an Asian to be multi-kulti and shit
When do you think they'll add Chris #4/
>rating based candy at McCarthy levels
I can literally smell the numale wafting off you.
It's just being accurate to the comics. Black dude and Asian dude were part of the Howling Commandos since the 60s.
You now realize if the roles were switched evans would have been called a pig and a weirdo.
t.faggot that doesn't read comics.
sort of...
Implying everyone on Sup Forums isn't a fat neck beard