How come there's no male movie star equivalent to Melissa McCarthy?

How come there's no male movie star equivalent to Melissa McCarthy?

paul blart fat fuck

Zack galifinakis

on point as fuck

there are like 500.

>Kevin James
>Star

Honka Honka

You see him lately, he's thin.

Has Chris Evans gotten significantly smaller since the first Captain America movie? That image just made me remember how huge he was.

Kevin James actually got started out in stand-up so I decided to watch some to see what it was like. His first joke was about "pizza math". His second joke was about "phone number rhythm". As though if he gives these specific phenomena names then they are instantly relatable. It made me so sad I had to stop watching

>sitcoms and adam sandler movies
>movie star

>Melissa McCarthy
>movie star

Jonah Hill

I thought so too actually. He had a Godtier body compare to the rest but not Thor has blown everybody away now.

AlsoThere's no female stars equivalent to those guys either.

Chris Pratt is so damn fine

you mean Jonah Hill?

His arms were pretty big (for you) in Civil War.

no homo, but I actually got a bit emotional in the cinema over that bit.
Seeing a character put their all into something is beautiful.

Like the end of District9 where the hero doesn't even care if he dies, he just wants to get the job done.

>2nd highest paid actress in hollywood besides jlaw
>not a movie star

Yeah it was a nice scene, full homo.

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>Melissa FatFuck
>Star

> tfw no goddess Peggy carter gf pawing at my chest lustfully

Cap could have had it all

There was.

See

He looks so good here.

They even kinda look similar

reminder that even hayley atwell literally couldn't control herself around his sweaty, chiseled body

wow that's fucking sexist though. wish hollywood could stop perpetuating such stereotypes

He has nice legs.

yeah, i'm sure evans hated every second of it.

I bet he has a nice butt.

He does.

oh but there is

you know he did, you can see how uncomfortable he looks
also no man has ever enjoyed a sweaty disgusting woman touching them

Too bad he'll always be a fat fuck. He's already got a double-chin again.

And a nice dick.

cap 1 was the peak for the character

best haircut
best physical condition
best outfit
best waifu

Even fat he looks better than you ever will user.

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When will he just do a nude scene already.

Evans hates working out so much for the role so it would make sense.

best waifu

too bad poor Cap never got a chance to properly enjoy that

There are plenty of unfunny fat male comedians.

Even so, he still gets pretty big for the role.

This too bad his movie with JLaw will bomb and his career will die.

RIPIP

That's ok, maybe he'll "accidentally" get some nude pictures leaked so he can be in the spotlight again.

Kevin James.

Except he was actually good.

Kevin James

>Melissa McCarthy
>Star

Those titties hnnnggg

bucky having a boner looking at rogers

>you will never be spitroasted by Evans and Pratt

Don't remind me.

>Pratt doesn't skip leg day
Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

she shows them in Pillars of the Earth by the way

Someday people in the future will have the technology to be spitroasted by anyone they like though clones/sex robots/enhanced virtual reality.

Why even live when you're born in the wrong time

People will look back and wonder how we managed to live day to day

Makes me laugh at his sidekicks. He just has to have a nigger and an Asian to be multi-kulti and shit

When do you think they'll add Chris #4/

>rating based candy at McCarthy levels
I can literally smell the numale wafting off you.

It's just being accurate to the comics. Black dude and Asian dude were part of the Howling Commandos since the 60s.

You now realize if the roles were switched evans would have been called a pig and a weirdo.

t.faggot that doesn't read comics.

sort of...

Implying everyone on Sup Forums isn't a fat neck beard