What do you say?

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

You wake up and see this
What do you say?

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Jayden White
Jayden White

The HALE-BOPP Brings Closure to Heaven's Gate.

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

Ooga booga where da white women at?

Cooper Young
Cooper Young

IT'S ORGY TIME!

(No E.T., no!)

Jonathan Cruz
Jonathan Cruz

Fuck off space niggers

Jason Jenkins
Jason Jenkins

start furiously masturbating

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

You guys go to the gym to?

Samuel Davis
Samuel Davis

They may not understand what I say and might assume me to be an unintelligent animal. This interaction is very important and I will have to prove that I'm not some alien cow to them. The best way is to be curious and get a chance to get a pen, if not then use my fingers and do some math for them. Aliens are math nerds af and will at least realize that this creature is intelligent and will hopefully give me a chance to lead them back to my city. Or not and I'd be dead.

Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

can I come with you

Zachary Nelson
Zachary Nelson

Traps arent gay

James Scott
James Scott

ayy lmao

Jeremiah King
Jeremiah King

bullshit if they have the technology they most likely have been observing us for centuries and they know our languages.
in fact they don't need to speak with us verbally because they can extract thoughts from our minds before we convert them to speech.

Jaxson Richardson
Jaxson Richardson

ayy lmao

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

*the technology to get here

Kayden Wilson
Kayden Wilson

do you like ice cream?

Angel Nelson
Angel Nelson

"They said you didn't have lips. But those right there are some DSLs WUT.THEY.DO???"

Adam Ward
Adam Ward

Let me see your world, please!

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

ayy lmao anyone?

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

Do you guys wanna go to Dave and Busters?

Evan Jenkins
Evan Jenkins

omae wa mou shindeiru

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

kek

Justin Edwards
Justin Edwards

Ayy lmao as I prepare my anus

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

Was that a great party or what?!

Bentley Jackson
Bentley Jackson

Lube me up before the anal probe starts.

Luis Smith
Luis Smith

Damn it guys, put me back before you blow my cover.

Brandon Cruz
Brandon Cruz

I literally shit myself this is my worst nightmare and I don't even know why

Chase White
Chase White

AYY LMAO

Wyatt Jones
Wyatt Jones

I would go with tapping out 1,2,4,8,16,32.... assuming they probably have your wrists strapped down, but otherwise yeah, this.

Colton James
Colton James

fist burmp

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

Why they'r naked?

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

most logical answer. I doubt they would use the same characters for their math.

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

You wake up and see this
What do you say?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE, NO ANAL PROBES

David Campbell
David Campbell

At least take me to dinner first

Henry Carter
Henry Carter

OP asks if its possible to use the extra large probe

Eli Torres
Eli Torres

If im being honest. "Ahhh Shit what the fuck"

After a few minutes recovery. "Where the grey women at?"

Kayden Bell
Kayden Bell

AAYYY LMAO

Brody Garcia
Brody Garcia

Them some dick suckin' lips.

Liam Wright
Liam Wright

Wow you're very human like aliens. 2 eyes, a nose with 2 nostrils, a mouth, humanoid shape, 5 fingers on 2 arms.

Tyler Morales
Tyler Morales

Shouldn't they be blue?

Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

is it gay still if the guy is an alien

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

I'd do fibonacci numbers.

slowly though because I suck at math

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

Ha ha! You call those "aliens"? They were totally unable to block me! What is their schtoyle?

Jackson Anderson
Jackson Anderson

Dude check out this planet full of space cows.
sensors pick up massive localized radiation damage due to controlled fission, and there are obviously entire cities made of non organic artificial structures. Also we can barely send any of this data back to the nearest communications node due to the massive amount of barbaricly overpowered rf tramsmitters on the thousands of artificialy contructed satellite debris that our shield keeps getting pelted by. Do you think these space cows or something on this planet may be intelligent and responsible for building all of this? Maybe we should study them for a few days with our highly advanced remote sensor suite...
Nah fuck that Blietkkk, I already got the probe warmed up, just abduct one already, we can figure out what species built all this shit later.

I feel like tapping your fingers wouldnt help with aliens this obtuse.

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