This country is fucking shit

This country is fucking shit
>Highest housing bubble on earth
>Everything is batshit expensive
>Crime and illicit drug use everywhere
>No infrastructure
>The worst government in the western world that actively sabotages development of technology and renewable energy

Sadly Australians can't go to decent countries because they're too busy paying off their highest mortgages on earth lol

Quit bitching, would you rather live in my shithole of a republiqueta das bananas? I guess not...

You have it easy bitch, quit complaining.

My fellow Aussies are a bunch of whining pussies

How does it feel to be more cucked than Canada?
t.Pom

Don't forget our incredibly tiny penises

Here's mine

Here's yours

Hey fellow cuck, apparently Canadian is an old slur in Straya, apparently it's an insult.

Call him Canadian, he'll love that.

We need Judges. I'm referring to the Judge Dredd kind.

> the fucking moment i click that my room mate walks past my open bedroom door

Sorry what did you expect of convict colony island?

Here's Robbo's

How can I shitpost on this level?

I noticed that, why do you think that happens? Is it your school system that is making kids weaker or something?

>Claremont Serial Murders
>Mr. Cruel
>Bodies-In-Barrels Murders
>Bowraville Murders
>Beaumont Children
Australia has a lot if spooky crimes. Why is this?

Most of them are by the inbred southern australians too.

>implying you could solve a murder when murders have the entire fucking Outback to dump bodies in

We have alot more wilderness and a larger population, kiwis are just psychopathic since they outlawed shrimp on the barbie and men at work broke up

There are a lot more though.
>Catherine Birnie and David Birnie
>Gregory Brazel
>Eric Edgar Cooke
>Bandali Debs
>Paul Denyer
>Peter Dupas
>Leonard Fraser
>John Wayne Glover
>Caroline Grills
>Paul Steven Haigh
>Matthew James Harris
>Thomas Jeffries
>Eddie Leonski
>William MacDonald
>Ivan Milat
>Martha Needle
>Martha Rendell
>Lindsay Robert Rose
>Arnold Sodeman
>Robert Wagner
We're the second largest country in the world and we don't have so many fucked up crimes.

Because it's a prison colony, d'ooh.

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Ivan Milat aka the backpacker killer was a Serb

Ok what about the rest?