Welp Sup Forums i banged my first slampig last night..its not a proud moment in my life

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

welp Sup Forums i banged my first slampig last night..its not a proud moment in my life. ive always dated and fucked above average girls but ive been in a slump recently so decided fuck it (literally) it was pretty good she gave great head too but it just feels weird stooping down to this level :/

tell me about the times u lowered your standards to help me feel better?

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Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

Last semester met this small chick who I thought was just petite, when we ended up having sex she has zero and I mean ZERO meat on her bones. It's like she never even went through puberty and wasn't even an A cup. It's like I was fucking a toddler.

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

I matched a bitch on tinder, she looked hot, wanted to fuck, good shit right?

Got there and she was about 30 lbs heavier than her photos looked. Still fucked her cuz I was too socially awkward to say anything, but yeah fat bitches give very enthusiastic head.

Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

well i'm tempted to fuck my dog i'm so lonely

Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

who is that

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

wow thats interesting u banged a slamskelly?

30 pounds isnt too bad i feel like especially for american

David Murphy
David Murphy

who is that
The slampig dude, can you not read

Ayden Cruz
Ayden Cruz

Some guys introduced me to some chubbier chick and we all got drunk. Later she started making out with me and jerking me off but she was so thirsty and horny and active that i met her a few other times. Eventually she got super obsessive and wanted to check my phone and shit. Stopped talking.

Aiden King
Aiden King

Bro wasn't even just "slim" was like she was a holocaust survivor and literally smelled like tuna. Wanted to kms

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

no, I have seen her many times before. I need moar/sauce.

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

random pic idk her

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

Rip OP

Jace Cox
Jace Cox

lol sry bro

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

I miss her from 2014

Ethan Garcia
Ethan Garcia

Dude is her name Lana?

Ryder Miller
Ryder Miller

All good, straight dysfucntion and not my problem

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

it was just a pic in a folder bro i prob saved it from here

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

No one gonna help this guy out?

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

how

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

Tell him to not fuck the dog I guess

Jason Ortiz
Jason Ortiz

I got a slampig and a butterface always in reserve. It's great because I am significantly better looking than they are and I am popular in my city so it enables me to treat them poorly and fuck other girls.

Andrew Reed
Andrew Reed

Welp
Just say “well” you twat.
Also: i lowered my standards to reply to an illiterate asshole on a a bullshit thread.

Camden Foster
Camden Foster

Why?

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

how does one obtain said slampiggies in the wild? would like a few hypothetical scenarios... for research...

Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

Tell him to fuck the dog and post it. Most attention and company hes gonna get.

Brandon Reyes
Brandon Reyes

fuck the dog and post it. Most attention and company your gonna get.

Brayden Rogers
Brayden Rogers

“Waaahhh! I got laid she wasn’t a 10/10.” You’re also on Sup Forums on a Friday night so im guessing you’re not exactly killing it on tinder.

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

bar 10 min before closing time duh

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

Not sure where the fuck you are, but it is Sunday morning here in AU.

Bentley Gutierrez
Bentley Gutierrez

Would fuck/10 that girl in your related pic

Christopher Wilson
Christopher Wilson

well ya duh like u never wanna cuff a slampig that sfor sure unless ur one ugly bastard

Tyler James
Tyler James

being this triggered by welp

hows your fucking autism treating u fag

Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

its like 5 and saturday bruh.

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