TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY IS ON JUNE 14TH. Tweet a picture of a handwritten/homemade Birthday Card message dedicated to Donald Trump here: twitter.com/Trumps_Birthday
>Delegates Trump: 1,239 (+2 More than Needed) (Hit the ‘magic number’ on May 26th)
Reminder you're just another leaf who elected mr weed and burned his country down.
Eli Hill
>leaf
I am now a #CruzMissile
Lucas Garcia
So is it true democrats are getting record LOW turnouts?
How the fuck can they win.
Grayson King
Trump 2016, earthlings.
Daniel Peterson
they can't
Eli Gutierrez
My Bad! Sorry about the split Trumpeter. I mean no harm, just trying to stay high energy >Looking for an apologetic trump to post >Repeat question to myself and laugh
Nathan Bailey
At 1:04
Why is there a flag of the Second German Reich with the protesters?
Caleb Foster
MAGA A G A WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hunter James
kek
Jack Jackson
Awooooo
Zachary Thomas
Anythign happen today?
Logan Lewis
Hillary has already won
Joshua Martin
>(Sanders)
Nobody is afraid of the literal acoustic cousin of Count Chocula. It's just a Socialist meme propagated on social media to keep the Ponzi scheme going as long as possible.
Only Bernie fan's, deprived of their grocery money, and mad from eating dumpster dived exiprey foods believe in that meme.
It's a form of the Venezuelan Madness, wherein you pretend your cat is toilet paper.
People, people, just stop.
Christopher White
That "attack" on Sanders was some weak ass shit. No speed or urgency from anyone.
Asher Powell
We are going to defeat globalism with dank memes. Have a fresh guidestone maga thanks to the based canadian maga man
Brody King
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Wyatt Taylor
DELETE THIS
Ryan Peterson
>Iowa >Blue for Hillary
William Edwards
God damnit Jane they always fill these cups up primarily with ice. Why do they have to give me so much god-damned ice. If I wanted to drink water I would have just ordered water to begin with.
How's your crunch wrap? Good? Great. I still want a Mister Pibb. Yeah sure, I guess we could still go through the KFC drive thrut and get some biscuits. No, I don't think they'll have Mister Pibb either.
Pass me a handful of napkins, I got a bunch of mild sauce on my tie.
David Turner
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Oliver Torres
>any state >blue
Jayden Ortiz
>being a faggot
Jaxson Russell
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Mason Johnson
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the only reason Obama won some of those states was because Mitt "Fuck poor people and jobs" Romney was the republican candidate.
So wait Ive been out of the loop for a while, are we making Trump a card?
Anthony Reed
CA is a swing state this election. And NY
Michael Turner
Topkek a day in the life of hernia panders
Jonathan Phillips
Wow, had no idea you lived near the Tenderloin and are that close to all the degeneracy!
I read an article a few months ago that the urine problem is so bad, that there are various light poles in the city in danger of falling over because there's so much rust/decay from all the urination
Easton Sullivan
>DELETE THIS
Why?
In Socialist Venezuela, first you wipe with El Gato, then it's El Luncho.
Bernie's policies shoot everything here down that same trajectory.
No thanks!
Jack Kelly
His birthday is approaching
Henry Clark
Just beautiful
Alexander Thompson
yep
Luis Russell
>Oregon >blue
Lucas Morris
I know this, I want in the card making, but I dont know what to do
Noah Adams
>mfw TrumpOPs b-day card isnt gonna make it ;_;
Camden Reyes
Feels good. Georgia boy here.
Brandon Sanchez
OP has the details. Go to the dudes Twitter and write a birthday note on a piece of paper and send him a pic
Thomas Morris
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OUT OF FUCKING BISCUITS!?! OH? A TRUCK DIDN'T SHOW UP ON TIME? JESUS CHRIST IF IT ISN'T JUST MISTER PIBB IT'S ALSO NO FUCKING BISCUITS.
Yes I know you're still hungry Jane, how about some popcorn chicken? Well I suppose so but it's still chicken whether you can tell what cut it came from or not. It's probably just regular breast meat.
ALRIGHT WE WOULD LIKE THE 4 PIECE ASSORTMENT, WITH COLE SLAW and CORN PLEASE. NO I DON'T NEED A COMBO OR A DRINK I ALREADY HAVE AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF MOUNTAIN DEW FLAVORED ICE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
No, no NO NO FUCKING "To Go CUP" THOSE STUPID FUCKING THINGS WON'T FIT MY CUP HOLDERS EITHER.
YEAH FINE, SECOND WINDOW.
EXTRA NAPKINS PLEASE
Jason Gomez
Went to school there. It is an extremely Based State. I had the decency as a Californian not to stay.
David Clark
Napalm these fucks. There is not a single reason for them to remain living.
This is our Emu War.
Jack Collins
Lol. You are admonished!
James Harris
I'm going to throw a massive party election day Bigger than convention day's No Hillrhoids allowed
Clinton will be nominated. Alienated Sanders fans under 35 (the bulk of them) will mass exodus from the DNC- they will be split between those who don't vote, those who defect to Trump to punish the DNC, and those who defect to third parties because they hate Hillary and Trump equally.
Around September it will become clear that Hillary isn't young and charismatic and is losing ground in the rust belt- Michigan and Pennsylvania will become swing states and she will need to take time out of campaigning in places like Nevada, Iowa, and New Hampshire to shore up her support there. Trump will hold several enormous rallies in New York City and that too will inexplicably become a swing state.
In the end, Trump will steamroll Hillary by absorbing enough of the under-25 and business democrat vote to turn most of the rust belt red along with Florida and New Hampshire. Clinton will manage to hold Virginia and Colorado only, and then not by large totals. She will be further siphoned by Gary Johnson, who will largely begin ignoring Trump on the advice of his VP nominee to fixate on the under-35s and social issues such as the drug war and foreign intervention. Sapped of two staples of the left, Hillary will probably also lose New York.
Gabriel Rivera
How shitty is Rmoney who is not as rich as Trump pisses off more poor people than Trump? Glorious.
Luis Cox
feels bad man
Chase Cooper
Thanks for the shoutout georgiabro! I live to MAGA!
Isaac Morgan
Trips better not lie.
Ayden Price
Most sane people will vote hillary. It's better for status quo puppets than some unknown entity like trump. He could very well ruin this country and make everyone else pay for it just like he did with his bankrupted companies
Brandon Turner
FUCK YEAH
Jordan Young
I really enjoy Trump rallies but listening to that toothless hick ramble about anything he can summon any semi-sensible sentence on. Who the fuck let their weird uncle get up on stage?
If he is the Chairman of the Board for Rolling Thunder then rolling thunder must be riddled with terrible management.
Cooper Thompson
those digits dont lie
but styx said it first, I'll just save his video
Josiah King
Are you from GA?
Parker Cook
>mfw lolbertarians screw over the democrats
Adam Sullivan
>colorado not going red >gary johnson making a difference at all, ever
Jose Myers
This is a movement! How is everyone?
Leo Smith
>around September is will be become clear The Cunt is neither young nor charismatic
She hasn't been young in about four decades, and never anything close to 'charismatic'
But thanks for the detailed prediction anyway, fag
Tyler Hill
>A leaf >thinks his opinion on a U.S. election counts
Jason Reed
OH RIGHT, I WOULD LIKE THREE THIGHS AND ONE WING. JANE PREFERS THE DARK MEAT.
ALSO WHY CAN'T YOUR TRUCKS RUN ON TIME? THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF THING THAT SOME EXTRA GOVERNMENT INVOLVEMENT WOULD BE ABLE TO RESOLVE.
NO, I DON'T THINK I WOULD LIKE A COUPON FOR LATER OR A COMMENT CARD.
[murmur murmur murmur]
IT SOUNDS LIKE JANE IS STILL THIRSTY. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADD A SMALL DIET COKE TO MY ORDER. AND PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST DON'T PUT ANY ICE IN IT.
Angel Rivera
>that there are various light poles in the city in danger of falling over because there's so much rust/decay from all the urination My BART station has to have the escalators deconstructed and cleaned weekly because of the feces that builds up in the gears. I am in the literal Heart of Degeneracy. Illegal hipanic teenagers selling crack to the homeless of all races and just generally living in squalor. All this in the center of the most expensive city in America. Oakland is nicer than SF right now, I shit you not. I'll take some pictures this week so you can see how bad things will get everywhere if we don't MAGA right fucking now.
Connor Murphy
>Alienated Sanders fans Ayy lmao
Bentley Walker
Any dipping sauce?
Samuel Campbell
>JANE PREFERS THE DARK MEAT.
Jordan Hill
>a >fucking >leaf
James Stewart
Romney tried extremely hard to hide his wealth, and it looked weak. Trump embraces his wealth and uses it as a strength. Trump's wealth is also physical. He has buildings, he has products, Mitt Romney has no buildings around the world and got his wealth from his investment firm job. Romney didn't create the amount of jobs Trump's created either. Romney is the corporate guy Democrats want us to hate, but Trump is the billionaire who's not beholden to other billionaires and has experience with creating jobs.
Aaron Wilson
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Justin Smith
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Kayden Morgan
TWO HONEY BARBEQUE AND ONE RANCH PLEASE
Ryan Jones
You just ask for low ice, you old bastard
Aaron Cox
>Oakland is nicer than SF right now
We must all be living in the Twilight Zone, with the Bermuda Triangle directly above us
Caleb Williams
MAKE NY GREAT AGAIN!
Gavin Bailey
Sure thing.
Chase Williams
Sometimes I'm convinced that those magazines were once controlled by time travelers with Photoshop. They used to run the best stories
Colton Powell
Que pasa, cHUPo?
Carson Phillips
>those digits >that picture
we're gunna make america white again, together
Easton Allen
If Bill Kristol keeps pushing a 3rd party candidate he is going to trigger a kristolnacht.
John Howard
I WAS TOO UPSET ABOUT THEM NOT HAVING MISTER PIBB AND FORGOT TO MENTION IT. NOW PIPE DOWN IN THE BACK SEAT I CAN'T HEAR NPR OVER YOUR YAPPING.
Jane can you pass me some more napkins.
Ian Cook
wew lad.
Thanks, Scott.
Noah Stewart
I'm convinced. Reality is getting redpilled at hyperspeed. praise kek
Jackson Hill
Did he ever make his big Memorial Day announcement?
Jason Brown
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Xavier Gomez
Grandma always remembers.
Eli Perez
Just finished The Art of the Deal today
What is some more required /Trump/ reading?
Doesn't necessarily have to be by him, Adios, America is definitely on my list
John Bell
milo will be permitted to grovel for five seconds before being pushed into the gas chambers.
He's earned that much, at least.
Lincoln Peterson
I'm getting scared tbhsenpai. There needs to be a moratorium on the internet once this election is over
Liam Perry
Why are you trying to tie our beautiful MOVEMENT with Hitler? It's almost like you are trying to subvert us. Could that be possible???
