Just a PSA don't jack off with shampoo

Oliver Stewart
Oliver Stewart

Just a PSA don't jack off with shampoo

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James Brooks
James Brooks

Lesson learned a long time ago, it'll heal over a few days don't sweat it.

Kevin Rodriguez
Kevin Rodriguez

cocoa butter
you're supposed to use cocoa butter

Leo King
Leo King

OH FUCK you just gave some flasbacks... Worst part was I didn't know what did it so I used shampoo twice. OOF

Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

Conditioner dude

Thomas Richardson
Thomas Richardson

shaving cream is slick as shit tho.

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

ALWAYS jack off with shampoo. Makes those nerve endings closer to the surface and intensifies the experience.

Bonus points, use Prell. Makes your sack peel in sheets.

Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

I jacked off with body wash in shower few times a while back. Pissing stings like a motherfucker afterwards. Soap probably doesnt belong in urethra.

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

Why don't pple just go dry? yall niggas have shit skin

Jason Ortiz
Jason Ortiz

nah dude you have to use moisturizing shampoo

Leo Adams
Leo Adams

Can't go dry In a fleshlight, and I ran outta lube. Skin was fine before this

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

I'm not a mutilated-at-birth dick fag, so I generally do not require some extra product to jack. But one time for whatever reason I did in the shower with some shampoo. It apparently irritated my piss hole and I thought I had gonorrhea.

Jordan Stewart
Jordan Stewart

I spit, because Im a fucking nasty mother fucker

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

haha i remember those days. wish i was there to rub your balls buddy. dont forget to go light on the lotion or it will take longer to heal

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

wtf? did you put it all over your scrotum or something?

Nolan Miller
Nolan Miller

done. I don'T even shampoo.

Adam Sullivan
Adam Sullivan

I use shampoo to fap all the time......in the shower......where it just cleans your fucking pecker then rinses off.

Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

I know the feel

Cooper Evans
Cooper Evans

My first girlfriend used to give me hand jobs when I'd come over and use conditioner as lube, was awesome. One time she only had shampoo, it worked well enough and I came buckets but I'd never wash after going home. Went home this time, fell asleep, and my junk was a disaster when I woke up, much like yours. It'll heal in a couple days.

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

kind of reminds me of when i was at the hospital. i had thrush, and then i got a yeast infection. that was kind of what my penis looked like. i liked picking at the dry skin.

Jack Price
Jack Price

Cant use cocoa butter or oils in a fleshlight

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

Cant use cocoa butter or oils in a fleshlight

Use coal dust. Gives your dick that BBC shine.

Ryan White
Ryan White

buy some coconut oil
microwave it and your good to go

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

same thing happened to me with aloe Vera. never again

Wyatt Evans
Wyatt Evans

Always fap with 90wt. Gear oil

Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis

Always fap with 90wt. Gear oil

In the winter, use 60 wt.

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

All these cutfags with dry dicks

Noah Rivera
Noah Rivera

lolololol

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

used to do that shit all the time when I was a kid, I loved peeling the skin. Now I have scarred up balls and girls get curious and shit, "I jacked off too much when I was like 13" is a bit of a turnoff, maybe even more than if it was some sort of skin-killing STD

Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

So which lube you you prefer. Sheep or goat?

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

uh how do you jack off ur balls..

Angel Ross
Angel Ross

Are you implying you used fucking shampoo in a fleshlight?

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

Are you implying you used fucking shampoo in a fleshlight?

Fucking shampoo? You mean there's a special type for that?

Well, there's your problem right there...

Ayden Sanders
Ayden Sanders

Cocoa butter did the same shit to me, but it gave me 2 more inches of girth for a couple days too

Colton Parker
Colton Parker

Have you never heard of pube shampoo? I bet you use a normal head hair curling iron as well you filth

Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

Oh man. I wiped my balls with clearasil facial wipes once. My balls were so dry I thought my scrotum was gonna tear off for about a week

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

I bet you use a normal head hair curling iron as well you filth

Jokes on you!. I don't curl my pubes. I braid them...

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

If you had foreskin, you wouldn't have to use anything but your hand.

Sorry about your ruined dick, Schlomo.

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

If you had a real job, you'd have callouses.

Guess all that grease from flipping burgers keeps your skin soft.

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

some jackass posted somewhere on Sup Forums saying how you could jerk it with toothpaste and its just like warming lube.

it was weird at first because toothpaste is rather thick. Had a tiny tingle, then a little more. Then it was kind of warm, then warm. Then it started getting too warm, then it started stinging to the point it was almost burning. Lasted for 20+ minutes after i got out of the shower.

tl;dr dont jerk off with toothpaste

Landon Campbell
Landon Campbell

Freeze those MFs!!

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

tl;dr dont jerk off with toothpaste

This is now a things not to jerk off with thread.

Gasoline
Sandpaper
Gorilla glue
Hot french fries
Nerve gas

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

Seconded. And you don't even have to microwave it. The melting point is super low.

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

joke's on you, mudslimes take pride in circumcision like you jewmericans do

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

mudslimes take pride in circumcision

You circumcise your goats? Well, if the Imam says it's OK...

James Ortiz
James Ortiz

You gotta fucking rinse it off; It is not lotion, you cannot just leave it on. This exact thing happened to me once, because I thought I could just leave hand-soap on my cock and balls.

Jack Williams
Jack Williams

This is now a things you CAN jerk off with thread.

Any commercial made lubricant (water, silicone, or oil based)
saliva
petroleum jelly
hand cream/body lotion
coconut oil

what else gents?

Jackson Wright
Jackson Wright

You fellas ever nut in a glove? No clean up afterwards, just wipe your dick and then throw the glove away.

Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

what else gents?

Gut a banana and use the peel
Your sister's panties
Crisco
A rabbit fur lined glove

Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

i lay down folded up tissue paper before hand and i nut onto that.

sometimes i'll just fap in the bathroom while jerkin it to porno on my cell phone.

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

soap / shower gel / shampoo destroys skin , thats the result

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

Blood

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

cum

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