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anglo genocide best day of my life

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>79% chinks
MALAXIA BOLEH

1st for /malaysia/

that's more similar to our "Mano po" practice

so degrading that we gave it a spic name

They still have better events than us, though. Plus, they have a decent car manufacturing industry and have a far better sporting scene than us. They even have taller skyscrapers.

What has your government done to improve the life of the poorest in Manila?

there's a difference between MaNoo and handkissing

Why aren't Proton and Perodua popular outside of Malaysia? Even in Indonesia it seems neither brand has a large presence.

Why don't you kill yourself you stupid ugly fat weeb

Shitty cars famalamdingdong

Tryhard hispanistas claim that's where we got it from

they buried it mostly

That Myvi car seems popular though, at least in Malaysia.

Mami Kawada is a fraud

Mami Kawada looks like a grandma who has lost all her teeth

No shit she's ugly.

lmao, thats her? fucking weeb i swear

Because foreign cars are fucking expensive there you mong

Many Malaysians and Indonesians are fighting against AFP in the Marawi. All should pray for them

Shit taste is already expected from fredrik

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used goods

Foreign cars are expensive to protect local automobile industries. And also as an indicator whether you're rich or not. It's not like I'm not being supportive of local cars, but they need to improve the quality. I really want that mini convertible.

I fucking kek'd holy shit good one user.

That's one legit kek.

You shouldn't do this to a holy figure

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Just wanted you to know you guys are exemplary nice people and I look forward to meeting your people. You've shown to be helpful and friendly!

Real Madrid or Juventus?

Uh... just because we've been friendly in this thread doesn't mean that all people in this region are equally friendly.

I suggest you join our contest then.
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Have fun wherever you end up going! Always great seeing our whitey overlords visiting

Of course, but compared to most generals, your is top notch. And while anons aren't the majority, your reactions show that on a general level you're nice people generally. After all, in a culture that simply hates, less people grow up to love.

>1000nok has been deposited to your account

Whats his name again?

Yeah, just do your research before you visit this region. I suggest that you visit a place that is actually have its own distinctive traditional culture instead of just plain panoramic vacation spot. Also, if you want damn good cuisine this country is fucking da best.

1k nok is almost 6k php
Lordy lord bless the whiteman!

Freddy McPedoFace de Jewsus

Freedick inde House

FreDick de HeSucc

What's prices like anyway?
In norway, bread goes between 8 kr to 35 kr, a bottle of 1.5l cola costs 30 kr, a cheap bottle of wine is 90 kr and lump of cheese goes for 30-40 kr. Restaurants charge from 110 kr to 300 kr for a pizza

MKL, do you still use your madoka kaname e-mail ad? Let us exchange e-mails like lovers.

about the same in the big cities

for 300nok, how big is the pizza?

Now that I've wet my thirsty throat and eat my kurma, should i continue with fapping?

Big, kinda the one you can't eat alone in one sitting. However you can get just as big and tasty pizza for 200 kr from local kurd/turk pizzeria. Nord brands elevate prices to a stupid level

Funny you'd say that, she actually does have bad teeth.

>Restaurants charge from 110 kr to 300 kr for a pizza
That seems horribly overpriced, here even the most expensive pizzas cost like half of your more expensive ones.

Frederik Ezekiel "He does it for free" de jesus

Loaf of gardenia bread is like P70, 1.5L of coke is probably P60, cheap bottle of wine for P300, cheese for P50-P150, cheap pizza for as low as P500 for 2 from chains like pizza hut but gourmet will probably cost at least P600

Yeah, big restaurants horribly overcharge their makeup price. You can get half price on local asian/turk/larino restaurants with the same if not more food.

Only cheap white brand food here is Mcdonald and burger king (cheese burger to 12-18 kr)

Two family-sized pizzas from Shakey's is 85 nok, same for Pizza Hut I think. Would't know about wine but a lot of the cheap alcohol like gin and vodka are less than 17 nok, usually around 12. No clue on the cheese and bread, and my family usually buy Coke/Sprite by the crate so I wouldn't know also. Pack o' Marlboro Reds is around 12, other brands are more like 8

Speaking of Coke, I find it weird that it seemed Pepsi was ridiculously unpopular in Indonesia. About the only restaurant I saw there that served Pepsi was KFC, almost everyone else had Coke or the local soda (forgot the name). Even as a Coke fan myself it was weird to see that, unlike over here where it seems restaurants are about 60% Coke, 38% Pepsi, and 2% everything else.

imagine playing mario kart 8 deluxe on your nintendo switch with your chinese malaysian gf cuddling you

>alcohol like gin and vodka are less than 17 nok, usually around 12
And that's why so many nords retire in your country. Average pension is about 30k nok, and average work pay without education or experience is 20k nok

That would be weird, I haven't seen a single Nintendo Switch here being played in portable mode so far. When I see portable consoles here it's usually a 3DS or the occasional Vita.

>damn good cuisine this country is fucking da best

>taking your switch outside

Good.
My lola (who's love for coke knew no bounds) told me when I was a kid that her friend died from drinking pepsi
Death to pepsi

the original is always better than the copycat ashraf

>my family usually buy coke/sprite by the crate

Fatty detected

Well, the point of the Switch is it's a home console that's also a portable system. In fact, the latter part is meant to be one of its biggest, if not its biggest selling points.

>tfw I keep dreaming about buying a Switch but can't afford one

Also the chicken in Indonesian McDonald's tastes quite similar, if not exactly the same as the chicken here.

how can he live with such face? doesn't he considered suicide to save his family's dignity?

>>my family usually buy coke/sprite by the crate
dios santo

>play switch outside
>get robbed
I'll just use my Switch indoors thank you.

Literally never heard Persekusi word being used until recently

DELET THIS

Should mention that in norway, 20k nok pays the bills and you can live somewhat comfortably, while 30k is well off money compared to our living costs. At 30k you can save up serious money each month if you live normally.

We also get tax returns twice a year. I'm getting 20k back this half year

i puke everytime i see shakeys
shit taste like metal wtf

nah m8, hungry skeleton here who finally started eating like crazy just to get to normal weight
I do have a major sweet tooth tho

Dominos master race

It's fucking McDonald you dumbfuck
All chickens in McDonald taste the fucking same you shitbrain
Why did you visit this country to eat McDonald you fat weeb retard

Our big boy, Iking.

get this hothead out of here

>Nintendo switch is 6 mil idr in tokopedia
Fucking reseller upping the price.

What? Shakey's is great. Their pepperoni pizza is my favorite, and their chicken is pretty good too, if a bit too salty. Then again, I could be a little biased since our family has a Supercard.

>tfw Shakey's is actually an American company but seems to be more famous in Asia than in America
>tfw I saw a Shakey's when I went to Osaka a few years back, and the menu was very different from the menu here

I was curious since not all McDonald's around the world have chicken, and I wanted to taste their "local" foods given that if I wanted a Big Mac, I'd just eat one here.

Wowzer, my grandfather was a colonel in the airforce and he's getting a general's pension cause of reasons, and its only around 9k nok a month. Higher costs of living means higher paychecks/benefits I suppose
Really if ever I would move to Norway it would be for the white women, the money is just a bonus

I'd rather be called Fred, to be honest.

More like McDicks, amirite
McDicks chicken pretty good tho, but I wouldn't eat at one when visiting another country, fucking MKL

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Also proud of this, made in *ndianesia

Another perks of supercard is you get free pizza when you order one thru delivery yeh boi

Why are white people so inclined in doing gay porn?

This Norwegian poster better be hot or I swear to god if this is just norcuck larping as a sex tourist

Have you made peace with Jay Agonoy?

Naturally, our pay is usually enough to live here, but abroad, we become millionaires! Thanks, mysterious economics!

S&R pizza > Yellow Cab > Dominos > Shakeys > the rest

When I go to foreign countries, I try to try the local foods or variations whenever possible. As I said, if I wanted to eat their burgers, I'd just eat those here.

Yes, at ACPH.

I'd say Greewich is the absolute worst, last time I was there the pizza was so greasy all the toppings just slid off

This desu. Their combo pizza is just full of toppings. Even their cheese pizza is bretty gud

the price is not bad actually
it's the same price as they sell in singapore

Economics truly is a mysterious beast
Least the overseas workers from asean are usually benefiting from it and sending money back home

No wonder aliens haven't visited us yet, we can't even get our shit together and have like a hundred different currencies
Universal currency when

Am I the only guy who genuinely likes the Double Down? I kind of wish KFC had it all the time instead of it being a seasonal thing.

What I like about S&R's pizza is that the cheese is really soft and it melts when using a microwave. Most other pizzas just get hard when being microwaves, except maybe Pizza Hut's.

user, I'm gonna give a (you), but where did you get the idea I'm a sex tourist? I've made no statement on sexing your girls up when I visit

How old are you

not that guy but
It's usually safe to assume most whiteys are sex tourists, hell even /trv/ has threads on sex tourism
I mean even if you aren't a sex tourist you're still gonna get covered in asean pussy, sooo

Pizza me like

Big Guy Pizza is also better than trash pizza like Pizza Hut, Greenwich, Lotsa Pizza but lacks flavor unlike Shakeys, Dominos, Papa Johns - three of which are cardboard pizza chains already

But dem pizzas are for big guys

Took me 4 days to finish an entire box

like what?

Maybe in Manila but for places like Boracay, Bohol, or Palawan they seem to mostly go for the beaches and tourist spots.