No Secrets Thread?

No Secrets Thread?

Tell me your secrets.

I just got back from South America. The first woman that I was visiting is a semi-famous screen writer in her country. I fucked her on the first date after meeting her online. Next I fucked a petite woman who was so tight I could only get about half my cock in. Over the next few days I got travelers diarrhea. The last girl that I fucked gave me an awesome rimjob and now she has my diarrhea. I knew the risk when she was doing it, but it felt great.

Nice try, FBI

fucked my 60 years old french teacher multiple times but I swear she looked around 45

how did you have the opportunities? How did it start?

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that's disgusting!

I don't want to fart near any of my co-workers because I fuck myself in ass with a dildo so often that my farts sound a little different and I am ashamed of them.

I glow in the dark

my wife had an affair and i know it wouldnt solve anything but its making me think of cheating back

When I was in my 20's I met this woman in a night-college class I took. She was in her early 50's and she was beautiful.

Long story short, I was with her for about 5 years until she passed. Cancer. It was fucking horrific and I'm still not over it. She was one of the best things to happen in my life.

Her family hated me, and her because of me. When she died, she left me a lot, but her family intervened- and because I was a nice person and felt "it was right" I didn't contest them or their demands.

I didn't get anything, not even a sweater that reminded me of her, because I wanted to prove to her piece of shit family that I DID love her, I wasn't just after her stuff/money.

if I could do it all over again, I would. I would fight tooth and nail, because I know that's what she would want me to do.

That's why I got into law, actually. I'm hoping that the rest of my life can be spent to help people who either haven't got the sense or the means to do what is right.

People get taken advantage of all the time, and while lawyers often get treated like scum, they can help you too.

I will never forgive her shitty family, but there is nothing I can do about it. I loved her more than anyone- I haven't found anyone that really replaces such a huge fucking hole in my heart.

do it.
if she confessed to cheating, do it- make her understand how that shit makes you feel.

Either that or divorce her, or slap the shit out of her.

still living in Fukushima?

kek

Im into bestiality porn.

i killed someone while drunk

in a video game

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i browse Sup Forums

I too, am a master of Drunken Kung-Fu.

Fucked my girlfriend's sister. Been in this relationship going on 5 years, gonna marry her.

I was 28 and her sister was 16 when we hooked up. Hottest fuck for sure, she was so eager to please me. We still fool around, loves to suck my dick during family get togethers

shit dude that's fucked up

she's pregnant now, (yes its mine, i would be out so fast if it wasnt)
she knows if it happens again I'm out no matter what hate to do it to my unborn daughter but im not gonna be miserable and stay, that shit messes a kid up too, always thinking its their fault and everything
everything ive read about cheating (havent told anybody what happened irl) says they leave, its like no one understands i dont want to leave, she cheated because she wasnt getting enough attention from me, i know that now and worked on it. am i to blame? no. theres no excuse for cheating. till death do us part, not "till someone gives you more attention do us part"
shes sorry and regrets everything and i forgive her but its still something we need to work through. it hit me hard, shook everything i knew about our relationship, she lied for months about it.
i hope all we need to do is talk it out and just nurse the wound, yeah itll never be the same as before and we know that but we want to be together still and not just cuz of the baby. but if she does anything, physical or online or any sort of flirting, im gone i aint no cuck for real.

>she's pregnant
make her abort it.
Tell her you're not raising a child with someone like her. Once that kid is born she knows you'll stick around for the baby and she'll fuck whoever she wants.

This is a baw thread now. I recently found love like this. If I lost it, don't know what I would do.

Desperate housewives ain't that bad

I want to break up with my girlfriend but i'm too much of a pussy

It was more than a decade ago, and I still don't know what to do, since murder is illegal.

Also, she probably wouldn't want me killing her family, even after everything.

did you not read what i said? if she fucks someone else, im gone. baby or not im fuckin out. her problem after that. yeah i want the baby but shes been wanting one hard before we were even together and now she finally is getting one, if she fucks this up now, shes on her own.

>not getting enough attention

is she 8? She's an adult, she should understand that there are fucking priorities as an adult, like working your ass off to live outside of your parent's basement in this horrific economy.

I think nuns are hot.

I have a castration/genital mutilation fetish. Probably due to long exposure to the internet and a bad porn addiction, and also probably because I'm below average in dick size and have some desire to be feminine without any femininity in me.

Shit happens. Instead of doing anything about it or doing any of the things I want to do sexually I just fap.

I did read it, and you don't need to tell /me/ that you're gone after one more fuckup- who are you trying to convince?

Will you even want a child with someone like that? I wouldn't, no matter how badly I wanted a kid, it would fuck me up too much to have to look at this kid I should love and be reminded that she's half of a person who took your love and betrayed it.

Also, making her abort it would be a completely insane act of manipulation/completely over the line punishment that she would always associate with her cheating. MAYBE it would deter her from cheating again, if she knew the price of her being a whore.

she is a bit childish sometimes yeah, but shes a year older than me.
she kept asking me to hang out in the living room with her but she was watching some boring ass show and i wanted to watch my youtube videos.
basically thought i was bored of her and looked for attention elsewhere. i wasnt bored of her, just bored of her shows. remember kids, communicate...

she was a little selfish trying to make me watch something i didnt want to watch, i was selfish cuz i didnt consider what my wife wanted and do something we both enjoy, all in all everything would be fine if we just talked about our issues

I was homeschooled at some point cause I used to travel a lot

I've gotta say, the more you talk, the more you sound like a beat-down beta.

I don't think you're even convinced that you WILL leave if she does it again. Here you sound like you're justifying why she cheated to fool yourself.

Sometimes I rub my penis with lubrication while viewing pornography until I ejaculate.

what t he fuck

all I can remember is that when we finished class early she would tell me to get my pants off and we would start fucking

i said that about reading it because you said she would cheat again, which is irrelevant, if she cheats again im not gonna be with her, and she knows that, so based off of what i know she wants, i believe she wont cheat again anyway

and yea insane is right, im not against abortion, but making her abort it as punishment? thats retarded. if the baby was the other guys then yes that would make sense, i would make her abort it no matter how much she wants a baby, im not raising someone elses kid, and if shes truly done with him like she says she is, she shouldnt want his kid either.
but no she can make up for and earn my trust back fully other ways, which she has been trying to do ever since she confessed, constantly apologizing and doing all this stuff to show she loves me for months since it happened.
yeah she betrayed me and yeah it hurt but this is real life, i dont want to see her burn for her sins, otherwise why would i even stay, a better punishment would be to leave her with the kid, she wouldnt get me back or the other guy shed be on her own, maybe then shed feel some of my heartbreak.
but that would be if i wanted to punish her. i dont.
i just needed to get it out, been real heavy on my mind for a while, cant talk to anyone but her about it. maybe i need a shrink or a couples counseling thing

how many more years are we going to have to put up with this hyperbolic overreaction to simple, non-offensive statements?

This shit stopped being funny long before most of you were even born

I've been with my gf 2 years and I fucked an old fuck buddy twice while we've been together. I haven't told a soul.

what t he fuck

ok well you make a fair point- I don't agree with it myself, but I'm not you, but you are capable of making your own decisions about your life.

I don't think I could be that forgiving, personally.

So am I

>What t he fuck

got any stories? preferably from when she was 16

everyone has a reason for cheating, dick game weak, no connection, not satisfied in some way, money, hes ugly. when the reason is something i cant control, then yeah not my fault, when the reason is literally being a shitty husband and ignoring my wife, yeah i feel a little guilty about it, again is that an excuse to cheat? fuck no, so fuck her and him for that.

when you break up with someone theres always a reason, when someone breaks up with you, do you try to make yourself a little better for the next person?
maybe you dont clip your toenails, dont do dishes and countless girlfriends have left you for the same reason, do you try to better yourself? or would that be too beta?
>am alpha fuck women and listening to their needs and wants

dont bend over backwards if its not making you happy but fuck man, relationships are about eachother not yourself

Been with my girl two and a half years. She's pretty great, she loves me very much, and I love her. Thinking about popping the question on Valentine's.

But I want more sex than she does. I've cheated on her once; would've done it again but my partner in the affair got into a relationship of her own. I've been looking for someone else to sneak around with, no luck so far.

If my girl found it she'd be devastated, but due to necessary medications her libido is almost non-existent (over a month can pass in between our encounters), whereas I generally want sex 2-3 times per day (though I'd settle for that many times each week).

ive been in love with my friends sister ever since i saw her she fit af but havent seen her in a while but thinking about her makes me smile and her smile is something id kill for

>I am secretly attracted to the udders of goats and cows

You didnt fuck her she molested you

All of a sudden I like men.
What the shit?

Like, not traps, muscular men.

Make it go away

Sister fucked our brothers best friend odd and on for 2 years. Brother still doesn't know.

get to the gym, become one.

easy go to yor local church or kkk rally say it and you shall be cured my child whom i have cast out because thee worship thine dick instead of sweet pussy

I'm depressed as fuck and moderately suicidal but everyone thinks I'm fine

pussy being suicidal

I'll take "Shit That Didn't Happen" for $500, Alex.

>be 28
>be with girlfriend for 3 1/2 years
>mom is nice to look at, 3 daughters, 3 different dads
>meet youngest sister
>girlfriends sister has been flirting with me hardcore
>receprocate
>she starts sending me sexy snaps
>aww ya nigga
>wants to fuck
>summer comes
>girlfriends family decides to take a trip to a waterpark
>fuckyes.jpg
>mom pays for it all, get a suite
>everyone getting ready to go to the waterpark
>nowsmychange.jpg
>proceed to head back to hotel
>sister picks up my cue
>as soon as the door closes start making out
>can't wait to fuck this jailbait
>move her bikini bottom to the side
>start eating her pussy
>shes moaning
>turn her ass around
>awesome supple ass
>iLoveass.mov
>starting tongue fucking her ass
>shes pushing my head into her ass
>dickisdiamonds.jpg

lol I thought that was like cookies and creme.

I wonder if this might just actually work

ive had sex with my brother

I cannot fathom ass-people, that shit is revolting.

I like the shape and feel of a nice fat ass, but putting your tongue inside is fucked up.

i know the feel bro

I'm assuming you're a guy.

Part of desire is aspiration to become something you admire. It's not all about your sex drive.

You will never know true joy

>move back up
>start making out
>damn this girl is slutty af
>pull my dick out
>she immediately goes on her knees and starting licking my cockhead
>ohfuck
>she's really blowing me, can't believe this
>all the way she's trying
>why does this 16 year old have pro head game
>get her on the dinning table
>spread her legs
>shes biting her lip
>"you could go to jail for fucking me"
>just making me harder
>"are you really gonna slide your hard cock into my illegal pussy"
>push my cock into her teenage snatch
>oh muh fuck
>"I'm only 16, you could've wore a condom"
>if she keeps talking I'm gonna blow my load

maybe both, I enjoyed it you know

what this said. The ass is self cleaning and after swimming all day in the water park you ain't gonna taste what you think you'll taste

I wish my asshole dipshit dad would go to work in the city and get in a car accident and fucking crash his Ford F150 on the bridge and fucking dive it into the atlantic

What does it mean if you want to be held in his strong arms and caress his chest and face?
I want to feel protected.

I'm also a complete fuckup of a human being.

I talked my wife into posting nudes on Sup Forums and taking requests the first time will be Monday I bet. We won’t post her face and I won’t be in any of the pictures at all so it will look like just some random chick posting her nudes alone

Get a girlfriend. That'll help?

Fair enough, i was just trying to quote its always sunny if anything

I just want to be a newborn baby boy

How new

if putting your tongue on someone's unwashed asshole is "true joy" then I experienced it when I was a kid, when my faggot younger brother made me do it.

I like to get spun by myself and i record myself trying on lingerie. I can edge for hours watching old vids I made

Weight?

I would guess that you are in dire need of some attention/affection from someone.

When you go so long without any relationship or affection, you develop strong desires from what little you can pick up about the roles from society.

Wish I could elaborate, but I'm exhausted and tired.

I'd say just make an effort towards yourself, and become confident in yourself. People will find you attractive.

I'm 5'8" 160b. I have a great ass...after I shave it

>younger
>made me

You lost a fight to a young faggot?

You should post em then

this is true
had no decent social contact for a while, so I thought I went gay for a bit

but it turns out I just wasn't talking to girls

I thought about it but id have to upload to mega and all that bs. Y, u like that sort of thing?

I fucked my college’s volleyball coach when I was 18 and he was 33

welcome to Sup Forums, we all like manly men here and hate women!

I can't stop looking for downblouse opportunities in public, especially teens with oversized padded bras.
They wear these padded bras that gap away from their chest allowing you too see their nipples at the right angle.
I have followed a number of teen girls for 30 minutes at a time peeking at their nipples and they have no idea.

yeah man once you start talking to chicks more youll be fine. and if you don't change I'm not sure.

nah I was borderline retarded. Older brother diddled us/showed us some shit his friend told him about- we believed that sexual interaction was normal.

I was dumb and didn't know better.

I know for a fact that my faggoty (not actually gay but he's a loser) younger brother has an ass-licking fetish to this day.

He had a meltdown a few years ago, bringing this shit up about my older brother to family. Now my older brother is a pariah, and I have yet to remind this faggot that he made me lick his asshole.

I havd friends in their 40s who used to be affiliated with the mob. They never talked about it, but gave hints over the years, i am also paranoid schizophrenic, tried to off myself and addicted to drugs. My family thinks I went back to school to get my life together but in reallity i am a freeloader and just chilling at my friends place

Had a hot coworker at my old job and we would talk and joke around a lot which eventually became semi flirting. I stopped the whole flirting aspect though since i had a girlfriend who I was really into and felt really shitty about it. One night we were both closing and while joking with her I pretended to choke her and put a bit of force into it.
>turns out she's into that shit and now is horny
After that we kept messing around and she took me into the back where there weren't any cameras and started to make out. That eventually led to me fondling her and grabbing her ass. She has a nice pair but after that night I never let anything to ever happen again because of how shitty I felt. Quit about a week after that lol

damn nigga jackpot