>tfw raped by a celebrity as a teenager and I don't want to tell anyone because I'll be known as that guy raped by x
>Don't want to tell anyone because I might not be corroborated
>I see my attacker, who looks like a pale vampire joking around on TV and I've even seen him laugh about the subject of pedophilia
>I can see a knowing look when the subject is mentioned from his fellow comedians that they know what he has done and they are ok with it
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Sue the bastards and get lots of $$$
DO IT OP GET THAT SICK FUCK ELTON JOHN
Daniel Radcliffe dindu nuffin
Was it Charlie Sheen?
Just do it.
>raped as a teenager
>pedophilia
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So you met Bill Murray eh? Go ahead, tell people, no one will believe you.
Who was it? We don't need to know who you are to be able to meme that faggot's career into the dirt.
literally who
It was in a church, that's all I'll say.
Louis C.K.?
Why won't you give a name? You're anonymous here.
Just say it you faggot nobody knows who you are but everyone will know who the celeb is
Was it an A list celeb?
He said church not mosque
>won't give the name of a child rapist on an anonymous cartoon porn imageboard
Because I might have been the only one and I might be targeted.
how old were you?
It was Jimmy Carr wasn't it.
what possible reason do you have for not telling us other than you being a liar
Don't accuse Conan O'Brien like that.
I don't believe this where's the sauce?
...
Societies generally target rapist pedos much more than they target their victims
If you don't tell us who it was, I hope you get raped again.
Then you are full of shit.
Name or GTFO
>Be under age Brit
>Get butt hyman took
Name or GTFO troll.
I hope you somehow end up in jail and get raped to death.
>Because I might have been the only one and I might be targeted.
It's doubtful you were the only one and you naming him could help others come forward or at least feel vindicated.
pic related?
Oh ya, because this story will break internationally because some faggot posted weak bait on Sup Forums. Ya I'd be scared too, if I was as much of a faggot as you
They never just do it once.
Jimmy Carr? You said he was a comedian, pale and it happened in a church plus hes a former Christian
Dan "The big Dick @ Nick" Schneider can not keep getting away with this!
fake a medical letter saying he might have gotten a rare cancer virus from a past sexual partner who tested positive and listed him as a sexual contact during a recent screening. Buy a burner phone and put a recording app on it and put the number in the letter asking him to give it a call for more info during business hours. When he calls pretend to be a doctor, assure him that the convo is medically confidential, fake looking up a file and ask him if he recognizes your name as a past sexual contact. To narrow down whether he might have been exposed to the virus during its active phase, ask him for the timeframe when he had sexual contact with you.
NAME HIM OP ALL Sup Forums IS WITH YOU
probably dan schneider
>he might have gotten a rare cancer virus from a past sexual partner
>ass cancer virus
Sounds legit, why not just say AIDS?
firstly, do you honestly think that whoever raped you browses Sup Forums?
secondly, at least tell us whether you're male or female, and how old you were when it happened. That information can't can't hurt
N A M E
This if someone does something and gets away with it once they'll do it multiple times
yeah isn't it possible for symptoms of aids to de dormant for like 10 years so just use that
>inb4 Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
*applause*
Who is it?
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he did have a SNL monologue about child molesters and one sketch in a catholic church
its probably him, or gervais
Did you at least enjoy it faggot?
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Jimmy Savile
Is there anybody in the UK that wasn't raped by Jimmy Savile?
Bill Cosby
Conan O'Brien
Me
Le current year man
Frankie Boyle
>looks like a pale vampire
>his fellow comedians
>Sup Forums is a board of peace
It was John Oliver wasn't it
Russell Brand seems like he might fuck underage boys sometimes...was it him OP?
He looks like a pale faggy vampire too
What panel shows have aired on British tv in the past few days? What comedians were on the shows? Which one of these comedians looks like a pale vampire? This could be easily figured out.
Russell Brand? Pale vampire comedian
kill him and then if you get found out tell why you did it and you will get reduced sentence
Richard Dawson from Match Game maybe.
>plz plz plz be this fat cunt
Come on user, spill the beans.
> pale vampire joking
Was it Johnny Rotten?
its him isn't it?
Johnny Rotten outed saville in a subtle way so I doubt it.
And pedophilia was part of the conversation
If you weren't lying, you could retire right now on about 50 million Euros worth of settlement.
But, you're a lying faggot attention whore who got exactly what you were begging for.
I WISH I had been raped by a major celebrity when I was a child. I'd ride that to $100 million and more. Be totally worth it.
Make the fucking bitch pay for all my therapy for the next 20 years at the same time, in addition to the $100 M.
Brand ftw
Dont you goyim know Pedophilia is the new homosexuality OY VEY intolerance
Murder him you fucking pussy.
So this is the next phase huh?
Spam pedowood nonstop, Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider, all about 20 threads a day.
And then trolls pick up on it and start threads like these, right?
I believe it's going to be announced that a prominent member of society is a pedo, and we are all supposed to hate him based on shaky evidence.
Stay woke.
tell me i am fucking close?
>0311s at okinawa be like.
Purge the earth!
Jimmy Saville dindunuffin
how uncommon
Doubt it. Johnny is redpilled
Accusing others to clear his own pedophile-like behaviour.
I feel sorry for you bro hold the torch for all of us
Everybody knows Dane Cook is a rapist. Did you even watch Jim Jeffries stand up a few years ago?
0/10 bait
Sorry bout that chap
Was it Loki? Or Khan?
You were probably asking for it
Was it..
...BEADY EYES?
This.
How recently did this happen? What is your typical day like now?
>Mfw John Oliver
Savage
anHONY JESLENEK???
Bill Clinton
>be me
>be op
>be lonely on a late monday night
>make up some story for (you)'s
>gets (you)'s
>???