Manchester United 1-0 Swansea City [Match Thread #2]

rppney refballed penalty

salty faggot

has anyone got any spare players we can borrow pls

Reminder it's still a home game even if you do need to drive 200+ miles to attend

Judy

#rip Bailly edition

>implying it's not true
KEK are United fans this deluded?

Mourinho already ruined their most exciting "english" "prospet" and turned him into le dive inside man

I'd 7-1 to be him

>it's a manure only scores a goal episode

>Comfortably dominating Swansea even without #Pogboom
But somehow abu WORMS will still claim Mourinho isn't making huge progress with the club

bring back andy goram

This is going to end 1-1. Mou has fucked up by not replacing Rooney with Mata and killing the game.

Is that Alan Carr behind them?

How mad would it be if the season ended up a draw

not even going to watch the rest of the match
there will be no further goals, and dont come crying to me if you watch the rest expecting goals.

Stekelenburg, Holgate, Jagielka (c), Williams, Calvert-Lewin, Baines, Gueye, Davies, Barkley, Valencia, Lukaku

Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Kante, Matic, Alonso; Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard

could use Terry, he's not in the Chelsea squad

>Chink and Paki customer
lmao

alan carr supports city

Mata is injured

Top fucking kek
>implying this man has ever heard of Swansea FC before today

>500 white people in the image behind them
>Look at these 3 asian lads haha CUSTOMERS!
t. JEEP FC bandwagoning glory hunting customer

Another injury.
It's the fucking hybrid pitch. Trust me. Arsenal has/had the same problems
Buyern as well

smells of poo

I doubt mata is fit

is there a single english person in the crowd?

>He's trying to surpass the eight hour obsessive posting
Based autism

olsson injured in 5 seconds

Gay men "support" football clubs in the same way women do

I stuck a quid on it at 13/2

He's on the bench. He's recovered.

so which club will Fer relegate with next year?

FUCKINF REFBALL AGAIN

I haven't heard of this everton team

>no howard
>no coleman
>no distin
>no cahill
>no pienaar

chelsea, 4-0.

>3
>retarded customer cant even count

that's a fucking penalty

brighton

wow an actually penalty

bournemouth

>Standing and showing their support
>Nearly everyone else is sitting

Fair play to them desu

Never a pen but thought the ref might try to just give them one then to even it up.

Good to know, thought he was out the rest of the season

I just hope he hasn't been brought back too quickly

How the fuck is that a foul against Swansea?

how was that a foul by olsson

B-But agenda against United

>the swede Olsson

Does Man Utd have any spare Centre Backs?

Nah, both went for it and Young got the ball.

Leicester has it too though, as do 50 other teams

no la >we are staying up

When will it stop its spam posting?

tuanzebe is the only fit one available, unless more youth get called up.

smalling and jones are pretty much the least dependable players ever

>Be Slovak
>Buy #pogboom JEEP FC shirt
>JEEP FC sells Pogba to Manure
>Slovak gets so mad he dedicates his life to shitposting against Manure

H-haha P-poogba right lads?

great run by the non-dabbing pogba

>Playing 2 players out of position ahead of a kid from the youth academy

How long before Tuanzebe joins Juventus on a free?

Great job Rooney, give away a foul in the worst possible position

Rooney does it again

>man utd never look like scoring, awarded a blatant dive

what did the jews mean by this?

ah yes keep giving away free kicks to a team with sigurdsson in it, this will surely end well

is this the worst match in recorded history?

>The game is so boring customer only talking about ABU

SIGGY

Thanks Wayne you fucking retard.

I imagine one of them atleast will be sold in summer. Probably to somebody like Everton or West Brom.

>lets kid play in a tricky game
>he fucks up
>confidence is gone
>kid turns to shit

How could I? The Master didn't give me any ammunition today, truly superb performance on all imaginable levels

He scored right?

Great goal, get fucked United you retards

brilliant. thanks wayne.

BTFO

BTFO

BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

GYLFI

THIRD TIME IN A ROW AT OLD TRAFFORD

rooney is balding again

GET FUCKED

BASED SIGGERS

>Rooney

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHV

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HERRERA TRYING TO DO?!

10/10. free kick defence kek

LOL WTFF

>Manure

>stream 40 seconds behind
SIGGGGYYYYY

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JUSTICE
JUSTICE
JUSTICE
JUSTICE
JUSTICE
JUSTICE

HAHAHA HERRERA BTFO

LEL
E
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tfw cursed

>Le stand and watch Spanish keeper

Literally 75% Manure match threads this season, this is what customers have come to. >mouyes somehow making the team even more boring than Van Laal certainly helps

could win £7

shaking

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>1-0 WITHOUT REFBALL

>A

>FUCKING

>DENTIST

FUCKSAKE YOU CUNTS

BASED Siggy

Where will he be next season, lads?

It's a United play shit, score crappy undeserved goal, their opponent score beautiful well deserved goal, but united pop up with another undeserved, probably offside goal and get all 3 points episode.

>Clement celebrated by looking up
>'Clement knows he has god on his side.. he's icelandic that god'
based commentator

kek should've stayed still, it was coming.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I like Swansea's chant desu

fooking beauty man

sigurdsson would be the perfect player for a club like tottenham hotsp... nvm

Get that dumb cunt rooney off the pitch