ITT: times you walked out of the theater

ITT: times you walked out of the theater

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>walking out of a Vera Farmiga movie

walk out of this board

Tree of Life

The scene with the two dinosaurs in the river.

>Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown
Walked out straight afterwards

during the credits

Are we really going to go through with this shitty meme?

>Tom Hanks blows up a tank with a pistol

Instantly left the theater

Never

I live in the theater

>leave and abandon your friends/date

No one actually does this right?

My gf will get over it. She's very understanding and compassionate and nonexistent.

spotted the creationist

Suicide Squad is the only one I've walked out of in the last couple of years probably

>Piranha 3D
>Went to see it with my dad for fun
>Porn director falls in the water and gets the flesh waist down eaten off
>"M-MUH PENIS, THEY GOT MUH PENIS"
>CGI spinning severed dick floating in water
>Gets eaten by fish
I might've stayed if I wasn't having some father son time.

>not leaving the moment they started talking about jeebus

why is religion still a thing

In Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, when Jessica Alba or whoever it was becomes nude, which was a level of stupidity I could no longer tolerate.

I went to the theater, (something I had rarely ever done), to please my father on Father's Day, but I just couldn't take it anymore and sat in the lobby to wait until it was finished.

I'll find another.

>No one actually does this right?
> going with your friends
> literally watch movies to have fun
> not a cuck

>and nonexistent.
kek. Nice.

I've never walked out, but I did fall asleep during The Love Guru

Sounds like you just can't appreciate modern b movie kino

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hello Kermode

Thank god i saw the first one in cinema, and skipped this shit

WHO PAYS FOR THIS SHIT

One time I brought my kids to see Deadpool.

I was shocked they put so much violence and sex in a kids film! I damn near demanded my money back. I ended up just leaving though, got embarrassed when my kids started asking what international women's day meant.

Anchorman 2. Left 10 minutes after halfway through the movie, so the cinema wouldn't give me my money back. I left a giant shit in their toilet.

>I might've stayed if I wasn't having some father son time.
do you have some kind sexual tension with your dad?

two dads in the theater audibly laughed out loud, best part of the movie

I don't think I've ever done that. Transformers with Marky Marky had me at the edge of my seat ready to leave and demand a refund, but was with friends(mother fuckers I'm no longer associating with after how shit their taste turned out to be in everything), so I couldn't walk out. Luckily one of them paid for it, so really all I lost was time...

the first wasn't that bad but the sequel, well

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I very nearly walked out on Don't Breathe when it turns out *spoilers* the old guy has a spunk dungeon for the girl he kidnapped. The single biggest disappointment of 2016.

Be Kind Rewind."
I think I developed a hatred of movies in general because of it.

>going with your friends to the cinema where you either sit in silence or lose track of the film

What a social activity!

Doesn't help that the "haunting" was just a kid doing fucking silly voices

This was a good character moment though

I had to walk out of Wild Things because
we did shots before and my friend was puking on the floor

I didn't want to, it was stupid but it was hot..

during inherent vice there was some part with a brothel that was disgusting I don't even really remember it but fuck that movie was awful I actually was able to get my ticket refunded at least

Why

You do know friends will talk about the movie afterwards or do something else. Right?

Oh dude, it turns into a good movie after the halfway point

Shutter Island about 15 minutes in. The overuse of green screen and CGI was unwatchable and the plot predictable.

or that the spoopy demon looked exactly like Marilyn Manson

i walk out after every single scene with this guy in marvel movies

I was reading reviews on Pan's Labyrinth when it first came out to see if I wanted to go see it and there was at least one saying she and her kids walked out of the theatre at one point because she thought it was going to be a kids movie. I don't know why it seems so hard for parents to see the R rating and what it's rated R for.

> sin city: A Dame For A Kill

Jessica Alba story. Fuck me is she just a terrible actress.

He doesn't like seeing sex anything and acts like a 10 year old boy going "EWW", so that on top of him being my parent made it extra weird.

This for me, although I remember feeling like leaving during Hellboy 2

Dawn of the Dead remake: the first 5 minutes were too intense for me as an 11 year old boy. waited til it came out of theaters to find out the first 5 minutes were the only scary part of the movie

Killer Condom... It was good.. so good that I just couldn't take anymore dicks being bitten of by a demonic condom

> watch movie
> end credits roll
> curtains close
> applaud
> stand up from my seat and leave theater
EVERY FUCKING TIME

i agree that scene felt a bit out of place and the cgi was wonky but the rest of the movie was pure eye porn i came buckets several times. Terry and Chivo are gods

TFA when the Millennium Falcon showed up.

true story

He doesnt have friends so how would he know?

I walked out of The Cable Guy to watch The Phantom. Boy was that a mistake.

I fucking hate guitar. Never liked that piece of shit instrument.

You are a true patrician.

paranormal activity 1&2
Suicide Squad
Batman Vs Superman
Fantastic Four (2015)

Never walked out of a movie before. Came close to walking out of Crash (2004). I kept throwing my hands up and saying "what the fuck?!!" every five minutes until the women behind me told me to stop.

>not a cuck

Keep telling yourself that

Should have watched the fucking trailer instead of sperging out

>says the guy who sells guitar god skills at the crossroads

Desolation of Smaug

Walked out after the barrel scene

The Village after the "twist" is revealed
Emm Knight is a hack

I'M BLIND

When Captain America says "there's only one god ma'am"

I threw my fedora at the screen and yelled at the top of my lungs, "there is no god!". I have never been angrier in my life. I punched a nun on the way out.

Not really a good movie but I never understood the hate for the twist. its a fine twist

Never left because im a jew buti really wanted to leave Girl on a Train

i'm sorry you're so sad

I walked out after American Sniper while most of the audience was clapping at the screen like idiots

The 3rd Lord of the Rings movie lasted too long and I ended up walking out with my friends. The music kept making it seem like it was the end but it just kept going.

What happened? I read the book and am not going to see the movie so don't worry about spoilers

Went with an asian girl to the movie theater. Not much was playing so we went to a movie about abraham lincoln. I was enjoying the movie and she wasnt even sure what was going on. About 45 minutes into it we left the theater.

Went back in the car and started making out. Went back to her house to have sex.

Good times.

Pfft, that and the previous scenes was like Kaufmans hack pitch in Adaptation.

>the creation of the universe
So deep

>"I didn't go to film school. I didn't go to films either, left most of the time right in the middle."

What did Tarantino mean by this?

>stuck in the middle with you

Well which one is it Quentin?

...

First post best fucking post.

You mean you dragged her to the car and tied her up then drugged her then raped her. Good Times

Yeah the first one had some really good stuff going on. The second film was less in every way, but I enjoyed the chemistry between Wilson and Farmiga.

I've never walked out of a movie because I'm not a weak bitch.

the sequel was good

>crooked man
>painting in study scene

but muh secret scene

>tfw have played guitar for 8 years and really good at it
>would rather be good at any other instrument

>applaud

Why do autists feel the need to make things up as a way to end their memetexts?

The Night Before. One friend forced a group of us to go see a movie and he had to pick. It was the worst comedy I've ever seen and we all agreed to leave except him so we just did.

It was okay. Slightly above average horror film. Much less than the first film.

>painting in study scene

Boo, boo I say!

>Camera follows a shadow walking along the wall, oh boy where's it going?
>It's going to the painting, I wonder what could possibly happen next? Surely not something with the painting!
>Oh fuck it came out of the wall/painting! I didn't see that coming it's not like I didn't just watch the shadow walk over to the painting just now.

why do neckbeards always need to specify the girl was asian. do you think that makes your shitty "HEY GUYS I HAD SEX" story extra impressive, because chances are it means you're a loser.

A tip to you my gentlesir. You had every right, Fuck the media trying to brainwash US with their religious bullshit. I'll stick to Richard Dawkins, thank you

I felt like walking out of the Giants scene in the first one, when it happened I made a joke about what the barrel scene would be, still haven't seen the second and third movies but I've been told my joke is literally what happens.

it might not have been unique, but it was tense

her waiting to flick the lights on while your brain tries to figure if it's just the painting or the lady was good

You're on a chinese cartoon board and 9 times out of 10 that shit is just somebody's fantasy. You figure it out.

Also people who are bad at lying think that providing extraneous details makes it more credible

Tranformers. It gave me a fucking headache. That was at Saddam Hussein's personal kinohaus in Iraq.

>score tickets to midnight premire of Bridgette Jones' Baby
>$49 on fandango
>get to the scene where the Baby is born
>its black

I screamed so fucking loud and left through the fire exit

>that jar of cum
>the pubes floating in it
>that part where she jams the baster in his mouth and he chokes on his own cum
>mfw

Was watching it with my sister, felt very uncomfortable during that scene.

Hah. I get it. He shows up in post credits scenes, so the movie is over, and since you have no reason to stick around, you leave. It's not actually because you dislike him or the film itself. Good one, dude.

>YOU'LL GET YOUR GODDAMN RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS FUCKING DOOR YOU KIKE BASTARD!
Didn't even finish my crab legs

>goes to see the first two films
>wont sit to finish the final one even knowing how long the first two were

hang thyself

Kek

>Going to see movie with hot brown girl from swim team
>It was that fucking Kevin Hart movie ("The Best Wedding" or something, I don't care enough to look it up)
>Literally the most painful 2 and a half hours of my life
>I once had an entire tree fall over onto my hands, smashing my hands between the log and a rock
>I couldn't curl my hand into a ball for the next month, and the day it happened, I finally understood what it meant when people say shit like "It was so painful, I could've passed out"
>No
>The movie was worse

So Taissa Farmiga is actually Vera's daughter right? They just passed her off as Vera's sister