Daily reminder:

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

Fuck you

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I don't need a daily reminder for these things bc I'm the Chad in this scenario. So, perhaps next time, write from a first person pov:
""When *I was* 15,"...Sneaking out at night to lie with *my* virgin gf."

Trust me, write from a point of truth and pain and you will never decide to hit the post button because you're gonna be too busy having a life.

no, my wiener is just small

Jokes on you. FF7 was a way better experience then high school and I never got herpes.

>*my* virgin gf."
lmao you were her gay friend, not her bf.

Otherwise you would have fucked her, loser.

No one here is competent to call another person loser, we're all losers and you know it

>mfw I miss underage pussy
>mfw Im too old for underage pussy or ill get v&
>mfw I fap to loli now

talk about yourself sperg. I am more than successful enough, doesn't mean I'd stop shitposting

When I was 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, I already had sex with my attractive (now ex-) gf. It's mostly about confidence and where and with whom you grow up

Man I was an ugly motherfucker and I was getting laid at 14. All you have to be in this world is funny and outgoing.

this is by far the best bait on Sup Forums
no other bait thread gets more replies

Or you could be me, nerd, but at the same time doing 3 sports and hoarding those hot gamer sluts for you.

Out of 100+ skins I own in League of Legends, more than half came from said hoes, cause they wanted me.

Jokes on them cause I dated a hot model that was even bigger nerd than I was and wasn't stupid to fall for my manipulation and sweet words.

Look guys, I´m a fat, half asian guys, had real acne problems back then and only put on weight ever since. I still have sex three or four times a week, even back when I didn´t have a gf. Also, I started young. Definitly younger then those "attractive" males in my school.

Granted, I have to put a lot more effort into women. And I am not talking being nice. I´m talking about convincing them, that I have something to offer beyond my looks. Not all good looking women are shallow. Having sex is just about pushing the right buttons. the idea, that unattractive males can´t score comes from the fact, that most guys become unsure and socially awkward if they realize that they are below beauty standard. Just own yourself and you´ll be fine.

Over here at 15 we were all getting some, we had no jocks because we only played sports for a bit of fun between guys. Oh and no virgin gf under the stars because that was considered gay.
Don't really know where you got your fantasy from, but 15 was the age where we were dumb and fucking everything that moved, and at night playing online games and telling our friends about who we fucked during the day.
That is not what life is about...life hit us years later.

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done that lol

>tfw everything is handed to you early in life
>life great till end of sports scholarship
>start working at the gas station
>cheerleader wife gets fat
>end up in trailer park
>tfw

I watched porn, played video games and lost my virginity at my gf's grandma's house when I was 15

Is this a new pasta?
This looks like a new pasta.

kek

nah, life's about having fun, didn't miss shit

its not new, but it gets spammed more frequently

When I was 15, I was the main tank of our guild.
I was 120 kg and my gf was about 46 kg, we stayed together for 4 years and never had trouble getting laid. I lost my virginity at 14 and being a 'stud' asshole jock has nothing to do with it.
Just know how to talk to women you fucking twats. You all keep screaming you're alpha as fuck, but I find most alpha behavior to be cringy and beta as fuck.
fucking apes.

You just find it pathetic cause you couldn't do it.

In highschool being alpha is all there is to it. And all girls care about. Not love and respect.

Actually, no it's not.
That what you've learned on the internet because you never knew a world before it.
read this He knows what he's talking about.
You have to put some more work into it, but most girls are convinceable

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i feel so mocked by your copynpasta skills

Also, you bring in love and respect, which was never mentioned.
You just have to know - how - to - talk - to - women.

It all happened behind your back.
While you losers were playing video games, alphas were fucking girls.

>2018
>needing pussy
>needing friends
learn how to life skank

LMAO, this screams out "I'm Beta!!"

Of course if you are onoly 15-18, you would think that is what life is, but it is not as you barely had a couple of year of independent life.

Get another 50 years of independent life before talking about what life is actually about......

Crazy, most of the jocks from my school are in jail, 3 are not, and 2 of them work for me crazy how life changes.

Projecting?

I fokin finished highschool, have I not been a piece of shit I wouldn't go to parties, girls wouldn't care.

It was literally the movie life. Except we didn't bully nerds, needed them to copy homework.

What a beta loser.
Alphas never copies homework. Teachers fears them that's why teachers never asks them for homework.

Ha, I wish

OP is a faggot.

im 35 now and believe me, being a cool teen is shit. If your parent are not rich your life will be a never ending suffering. A shit job, low pay and every day you disappoint your kids by been a poor shit looser while working for the former nerds who don't know what to do with there money

>maybe if i insult op, i'll be no longer a loser and will lose my virginity

>Everything happened behind your back and no one told you

What are you talking about? Everyone knew who had sex with who. That shit spread like wildfire.

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU

sure.

>Go on facebook at the end of the day
>*those* popular people you remember from high school are reposting facebook memories from 10 years ago talking about how good like was
>Me the lame faggot who did nothing eventful in high school is now doing a job where I makes boatloads of money, I have at least a handful of good friends, and I go and enjoy my life

I mean, I'm decently good looking myself, but there's no bigger truth to this thread than what you say, m'man. Being funny, outgoing, and not giving two shits is how you get poosay.

Me too. I feel so depressed about this. I go to therapy and stalk little girls. One day I'll end up raping one I guess.

It sucks being a kissless virgin and reading about people having sex is a casual thing they do. Makes me even more depressed.

top kek

>THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
>ITS OVER
wrong
I learned game and now I'm fucking all the hot young girls, while the guys that did that when we were young are now trapped in marriages with fat wives and kids

Bump

don't be, I was short and anti social all through grade school, I spent enough time on the internet to make a group of friends and gain a whole lot more knowledge/speech skill than chad ever will.

Im finishing college now and found a hot college gf to have sex with all the time whom most of you would consider a "normie"

let me tell you post virgin nerd to still virgin nerd the whole virginity thing...

It means nothing.

Her, her friends, her family, they are all boring and normal and unintelligent. you aren't missing out now and you'll only realize it until you've gone too deep and miss the days you had the ability to not give a shit about anyone or anything but your own mental stimulation. Consider yourself lucky. Really.

/thread

The ghost of Elliot Rodger is haunting Sup Forums

Who the fuck cares what my retarded ass did back in high school. only faggots live in the past.

PASTA
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I had the chance for underaged pussy when I was 15 all the time, but I didn't peruse it because of my tiny penis.

Its more common than you think

When I was 15 I couldn't watch porn because AOL was slow as shit.

If the peak of your life was highschool that's kinda sad.

I never did any of this back in high school, but I won the Powerball jackpot back in 2011, and had sex with enough women to be content, so I would say I am the one who won at life out of my entire graduating class.

>only faggots live in the past.
Agreed

that's rape, she raped him how can nobody see his disgust this was not consensual

Different ways to life.
With the games some of us have great experiences too.

different peaks exists you fucking loser

Virgins are lame

But user, I am the supreme gentleman

I have the autism and social anxiety excuse I can pull out and blame my traumatic upbringing for.
I didn't fail as much as I was given shit options.

>Giving a shit about what other people do with their lives

Have you considered suicide?

>2018
>not being ugly duckling and acquiring lots of pussy in college years
>lusting after inexperienced teenage love when college bitches are ready and willing
I shiggy diggy you roody-poos

Joke's on you faggot, I watch anime and play video games and I still lost my virginity at 15 to my nerd girlfriend. She had issues but she wasn't fat or gross.