Describe your sex crimes

Describe your sex crimes.

I've been raped if that counts?

You'd be stoned for it in some countries.

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i ejaculated onto the change i was going to use at the tuck shop because the girl who runs it was a hottie

>Describe your sex crimes.

Raped a tantric masseuse.

Didn't really want to, but I needed to make a rapid improvement to my life and that was the only way to do it.... so I did.It worked and my life improved.

She couldn't just go to the cops and say that she's giving handjobs, but someone fucked her.... and if she did I could just say it was consensual.

I once rejected 5/10 pussy thrown at me.

True. Guess I'm a criminal in Afghanistan now.

>True. Guess I'm a criminal in Afghanistan now.

Actually, homosexual rape is very, very common there.

Soviet prisoners of the mujahadeen were cornholed many times a day. I suspect Bowe Bergdahl was as well.

If you want stomach wrenching viewing just youtube bacha baza or the dancing boys of afghanistan.

they have a saying there women are for marriage, boys are for fun.

no crime there

jerk off on all my female co workers chairs after they leave for the night, smile when I walk in the next day and they are sitting in them.

Different woman a night

None and wouldn't be any unless you treat loud library sex as crime

Good to know getting raped by a bunch of dudes puts me in the same tier as an Afghan child. You learn something new every day.

>Good to know getting raped by a bunch of dudes puts me in the same tier as an Afghan child. You learn something new every day.

How did that happen to you?

Are you under medical/psych care?

Went down on a passed out girl once.

Disruptive student, ended up going to a specialist school. Most of the kids there lived close enough to get busses home but a small number of us had to board, I was one of them. Happened there.

My sex crime started when I was only just a child, I was 8 years old when I committed my first offense. I was in a live sex chatroom talking to people, when all of a sudden the model on the website was committing a crime. A police officer was in the chat and I started talking to him, I actually impersonated to be another police officer from an opposing city, this made the provincial news. I seen both police departments neck and neck and no one on the opposing side confessed because it was me that was pretending to be one. Luckily no police came to where I lived.

Did getting corn holed make you less disruptive?

Not really. We used to get given shit like beer to make us feel like we'd somehow gotten involved, like payment almost. So prolly I was worse for a while.

Rugged, sorry that happened to you.
Did it give you the gay?
Any revenge like Sleepers?

I groped and mildly molested my aunt when she was staying here for the night cause she was passed out drunk
Guess that counts

Thanks bro.

Gave me the weird kinky bi. And no, no revenge.

>see girl I went to hs with at college party
>always thought was really cute
>she’s blacked out drunk
>friends end up putting her in some room at frat house
>go into said room
>take off clothes
>super hot body
>end up fucking her
>never really wakes up
>occasional movement tho
>redress her
>leave party
>next couple days notice on Facebook her family is commenting trying to cheer her up
>bible verses and all that stuff
>nothing ever comes of it tho
>guessing she didn’t file a police report
>run into her years later
>she’s a bartender
>says it’s get to see me
>catch up like old friends
>hard whole time

Moar

bump

>sex crimes.
Nice try, FBI...

Downloaded some CP from limewire back in the day, not knowing what it was because the filename just said "teens giving blowjob" or something like that, got found out, and ended up in court.

how did they find out

How is nobody asking the raped dude stuff like... Dude must have so much shit to share and y'all just saying nothing.

My roommate saw it on the computer and reported it.
It's really my fault for not deleting it once I knew what it actually was.

>Drunk as fuck ith girl i ant to fuck
>She starts kissing my neck and shit
>I suggest hotel
>GEt to the hotel and she pass out
>To wake her up i pull her pants and lick her pussy
>She just kinda moves and put her hand in my head
>She is wet now, so i stick my dick in
>In the middle of fucking she says no and turns back, i dont give a fuck and fucker from behind, she starts moaning likes she liked it a lot
>I cum in her pussy
>She kinda wakes up disoriented
>I tell her we should take a bath
>I group her tits while in the bath
>After leaving the hotel she says she loves me, i say shit because i dont
>send her in a cab and she as so drunk that the cab left her 4 blocks later

for being raped not for being a rapist?

I srsly doubt that old man has a penis over an inch long

I'm too sexy...