This is the story of something stupid i did when i was a kid. judge all you want. still

This is the story of something stupid i did when i was a kid. judge all you want. still.


> be me
> young, i think around 12 years old, maybe 13
> parents decide our family should go on a vacation
> going to mexico, 5 star hotel, all included, fuck yeah
> get to hotel, check in, go to room, etc
> decide i want to go swimming
> put on my swimming shorts, sunscreen, then run off to the pool
> when i was younger, for some reason i just loved doing laps when swimming, so i just encircled the entire pool for half an hour
> finally got tired, swim up to the bar in the pool
> sit on the stool, ask for a pina colada
> get my drink and just sit there, relaxing
> notice kid swims up next to me and sits on the stool
> see him eyeball my drink, calls for bartender, asks for my drink
> tell him its called a pina colada
> we talk for a bit, ask stupid questions like how old we are, where we're from, all that jazz
> finish my drink, tell him im going to do laps around the pool
> he asks if he can join me
> we swim for a while just doing laps around the pool, not saying a word
> finally he's tired and calls for me to go to the bar
> share another pina colada
> repeat swimming and pina coladas. all. fucking. day.
> or at least until my mom called me over to come back to the room
> still don't know his name, never thought to ask him
> told him to come back to the pool tomorrow at the same time
> he agreed and i left
> i go and do normie things with family for the rest of the day
> next day, i go back to the pool
> drink bro is there
> continue to drink pina coladas and just swim. constantly.
> finally ask his name, it's Hunter
> know that theres a party for kids later at night, tell him to meet there

should i continue?

You are m or f ?

m

continue im reading

I think we're done here.

>inb4 gay secc with "hunter" occurs

Jesus. Pretype this shit into a word doc before you post

Continue

Please continue

This holy shit

so i might not be good at writing. story continues.

> party later that evening
> it's the dumbest shit ever, kids go on the stage and dance
> i was shy, didnt really want to do it
> see Hunter
> he motions for me to come up
> fuck it
> go on stage, dance with the other kids
> i mean, it's kind of fun, but im just not really into it
> people start playing musical chairs
> join because i was competitive af
> no one was going to beat me
> easily get through earlier rounds, all the younger kids eliminated
> now just a couple people
> get through the final
> fuck yeah
> look to see my opponent
> it's Hunter
> song starts
> we start circling the chairs
> music stops
> we scramble for the last seat
> Hunter wins
> Hunter tried to talk to me, i ran off cause of silver medal
> was a sore loser at the time, really wanted to win
> we start talking
> he can tell i was pissed about losing
> tells me that he has something cool his brother gave him
> i ask him what it is
> he takes out a small pocket knife
> gives it to me, tells me its a gift. im so happy
> tells me to come with him to a staircase in the hotel room
> get to the staircase
> tells me to try to catch a gecko
> basically geckos would always be running on the walls of the building
> a lot of those fuckers in the staircase
> try to catch them, but they're really fast and it's hard to do it
> Hunter catches one
> tells me to come over
> tells me to hold the gecko down by the body, and i do. he asks for the pocket knife, i give it to him
> holds it down, then slowly cuts the gecko's throat
> holy fuck what
> Hunter takes the body, chucks it into a bush below
> takes the head, and puts it on the ledge, places it there like a trophy
> for a second i was just processing what just happened
> but tbh i didnt really care, it was just a gecko


there is more. i know the escalation makes it sound fake, but its not. continue?

not really seeing where this is building up too
but sure go ahead b0ss

Finish the story

Don't bother. If you're enough of a faggot to start his own thread specifically to tell a story, not even havr it all typed out ready to go, and then also do that "cont?" fucking bullshit then I don't give a fuck about your story. Go die.

yes

well this took a turn

c'mon get to the part where gecko hunter fucks you in the ass

This, also nobody cares if you touched weiners with an animal murdering faggot.

I expected faggotry. Was pleasantly surprised by psychopathy. Go on OP.

Bump

>escalation
That's normal 13 yo kid shit you fucking soy boy
Also most of us were expecting surprise homosex

You have my interest

That's still to come don't you worry user

came for homosex
>dissapointed.jpg

Rad...i love super tard threads. Keep posting OP.

part 3. might be something wrong with me? idk

> the gecko thing didn't really bother me because i went fishing with my dad back a home alot, and when we took it home i'd help him cut out the guts and clean the fish and stuff like that
> wanted to try to do what Hunter did
> caught a gecko, cut off his head, and put it next to Hunter's gecko
> we decided to start our own game based off this
> we called it Explorers
> basically we would be these adventurers in some huge jungle or something and every gecko was some kind of mystical beast
> when we caught the gecko we'd capture it and take it's head
> we had an entire collection on that ledge, kind of like a trophy room
> so basically the next two days we would just play Explorers
> started to get kind of dull, seeing as it was the same thing over and over
> was still fun though, don't get me wrong
> Hunter was really into it, his imagination really ran wild during the game
> we would cut out little scraps of a notepad with beast names on each of them and put them under the gecko heads so we could keep track
> kept the geckos hidden in a bush so no one could find our trophies
> got a great idea to take my parent's camera, and take pictures of all the heads individually with their names, also pictures of me and Hunter with the heads in the background
> i thought we looked really cool in them
> so did Hunter
> we didnt think we were doing anything wrong
> so now we had a bunch of heads to ourselves and a bunch of pictures
> Hunter thought it would be cool if we added another adventurer to our group
> Hunter and I set out the next day to find someone who could be the best explorer yet

and it continues. of course.

Who wants to play a game while we wait for the rest of the story?

i wanna play
fuck me up

There is literally nothing wrong with this

im in as well

like what

I am liking where this is going

Minor sociopathic tendencies
>boys will be boys

I’ll play

We guess the next part of the story, dubs wins

>literally nothing wrong with this
ITS FUCKING GECKO GENOCIDE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

Hunter murders OP
>OK was faghost all along
Spooped

they find a pedo, hunter gets fucked and user escapes

OP*

Muh hardly the worst thing I've seen

Well the new explorer friends rats them out to their parents --> He gets a therapist forced by his parents

Perfect I win.

Booooorrrring

come on OP, we're waiting on the edge of our cum-stained seats

Nu ur boring!!!!!1!!1!! x3

This better lead to gay sex or I’m walking

part4

> a new day, a fresh start
> time to find someone who would help us catch the monsters
> walked around the hotel grounds, looked for kids, talked to them and introduced myself, figured out what they were all about
> 1 kid in particular i thought was going to do well
> his name was Adrian, asian kid, wore glasses, didnt talk much
> told him to meet me at a secret spot near the stage later that day for a really cool game
> later
> go to the spot, Adrian shows up, and so does Hunter with 2 other people
> Apparently the other 2 are brother and sister
> one's name is Tim, the other is Alissa
> They're from England, pretty cool
> show them what we're up to
> we tell them about "Explorers", how we've already caught so many geckos (we didnt say we killed them)
> Adrian looks impressed, so does Tim, but Alissa doesnt seem interested
> probably cause shes a girl, but i didnt really care at the time
> we don't show them the heads cause they're ours
> Adrian and Tim already want to try to catch a gecko, Alissa doesnt want to and she decides to leave
> so Hunter and I send Adrian and Tim on a mission to catch geckos and bring them back to the base
> we all set out to catch geckos, and we all get 1 each
> Hunter takes off his hat and puts them in there
> says its for safekeeping and we have a jar
> Adrian and Tim set off to get more geckos
> meanwhile we harvest the gecko heads for our collection

Why would the parents force him into therapy?
I mean if that's what parents are supposed to do in that case no wonder I'm on this website

No u

>the new explorer is a girl, they both fuck her.

gecko head force feeding fetish?

>inb4 they use the gecko heads as fleshlights

x3

>Harvesting animal head

Reminds me of home....

what have you witnessed user

Mine forced me into that for just minor shit so i just assume thats how parents work?!

It's not what I've witnessed..... It's what I've done....

Nice trips

What kind of minor shit?

Don't ask just cont someone will read unless you're boring then thread dies

Also I used to get away with alot pf shit as kid cause I would manipulate everyone into believing i was innocent

bumping cos OP is taking his sweet sweet time

Ah all sorts. like psychopathic tendencies or depressive tendencies yadda yadda

Cutting off cat toes and keeping them in jars

Continued

>gecko head collection is piling up
>searching for more geckos when I find a shotgun
>blow my brains out with the shotgun because I'm a faggot and my story is shit

part 5

> basically, Tim and Adrian would catch geckos, bring them to me and Hunter, we would give them fake money (leaves), and we would collect the gecko heads
> we didnt tell Adrian and Tim about the heads because that was confidential higher up information
> and they were just the workers
> so we continued for 3 more days like that
> we had so many heads, we started throwing out the old ones
> we alreday had pictures of them so it was ok, we had our records
> continue to take pictures of all the new heads
> one day Hunter decides that it's time to promote Adrian because he's been catching geckos like crazy
> Tim doesnt catch as many but is really into the whole thing
> spends alot of time with us
> call Adrian for a meeting with the bosses
> tell him he's being promoted for doing such a good job, tell him he now has access to the trophy room
> we bring him to the bush where we're keeping all the heads
> we show him all the records
> he didnt freak out, good start, we explained its easier for theheads to stay rather than the geckos because they would just run away
> seemed like ok logic at the time
>this continues for a couple of days, Adrian is now the boss of Tim and orders him around to catch geckos, but joins in on catching cause it's actually pretty fun
> Adrian calls a meeting with me and Hunter
> says that the gecko supply at that staircase we always used is running low
> says that the staircase near Tim's room is always flooded with geckos
> decide to move entire corporation of explorers to a new staircase

Not bad, you ever blown toads up with dynamite? That's quite fun

is this going anywhere?

Jesus...love this.

Don't cut yourself up with your edge, kiddo

This is probably a better ending than whatever OP was going to tell

MOAR

How long is this vacation??

> call Adrian for a meeting with the bosses

So this already sound like a mafia thing

I'm so intrigued

Longer than you can afford

Ok stan

It's called bait not edge

Oh shit trips of hell, OP had better deliver some satanic shit

I used to catch the frogs that would nest in my inground pool during early spring and play baseball with em

Inb4 parents find pictures of gecko heads on camera

Part 6
>Tim tells his dad about the geckos
>he goes apeshit
>Hunter blames it all on me
>"user, COME WITH ME"
>he drags me down to his basement
>im kidnapped by my friends dad, surviving off gecko heads
>one day he comes down to me
>"user, have your learned your lesson?"
>"yes" thank fuck, im finally free
>"good, then you won't mind me doing this"
>ohfuck.jpg
>tfw im kept in my friends basement, having gecko heads shoved in my ass daily
>family go home without me, im presumed dead
>Hunter finally finds me, lets me go
>live homeless, in debt, struggling for food
>all because i wanted to use a gecko as a fleshlight
Thats my version of the story, anyway.

thhis should be a tv show on nickeleoden

But I'm a chef at Wendy's

I feel you could’ve condense this story and made it a lot shorter

part 6

>I killed myself
>good

Yeah but then he wouldn't get as much attention.

I probably should have been in therapy aswell

part 6

> we decided to keep the heads at the same bush at the old staircase, so every time we got a new gecko, we'd have to run back to the old spot and do the deed there
> my vacation is almost over, last day before i leave early in the morning
> decide that we will have a huge gecko catching blitz before my departure
> Me, Hunter, Adrian, and Tim all trying to catch geckos
> Alissa comes out of her room, sees us running around catching geckos
> i guess she changed her mind and wanted to join us
> we all try to catch geckos
> alissa catches the first gecko she sees
> huh, beginners luck
> then another. and another
> holy shit she's better than all of the original explorers combined
> we can't keep up with taking the geckos back to our spot and taking the heads and taking more
> this is amazing, business is booming
> Alissa notices we keep leaving and coming back
> asks, i shrug the question away
> 10 minutes later, we need to go back to the spot
> Hunter and I have a gecko in each hand, go back to do the deed
> turns out, alissa followed us to the heads
> asks us why we're crouched behind a bush
> i decided that since she was such a good explorer, she could see the trophy room
> i asked Hunter, he said it wasn't fair to Tim because he was part of the group longer
> i overruled his decision, decided it wasnt going to hurt anyone
> holy shit was i wrong
> alissa sees the heads, shrieks and starts telling us we're insane and theres something wrong with us
> starts to turn around, says shes telling her dad
> fuck. someones gonna hear this for sure
> Hunter reacts instantly, tackles her and pins her to the ground
> yells and tells me to grab her and hold her down because she was going to tell on us
> i hold her legs down, Hunter holds down her arm and puts his hand around her mouth, muffling her screams

theres more

Part 6
>We catching gecko heads by time floor
>Adrian lets slip about our "collection"
>Tim tells his parents
>They angry as fuck
Cont?

I don't like where this is goin

This just got interesting

Is this the part where you have an orgy?

This story got really good all the sudden

Shit went from 0 to ten real quick

Don't slit that bitches throat op

The surprise sex wasn't gay

I don't even have words to describe this story

Time to pull out my dick?

I get the feeling that these anons are motivated my their cocks instead of their fine tastes in child rape literature

Hurry up u fuck