Shota!

Shota!

SHOTAAAA

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SHOTA

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I hope I dont wake up lmoa

beer and lizard is the perfect date meal

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okay yeah, Its 4am Im gonna go
Didnt realise it was this late

why be a sad cunt when you could be a mad cunt?

kek, cya homo

Aint that how you aussies do it? you hunt down a lizard and feast upon it

Goodnight bby sleep well

bai

Nah im not sad
Just bored

but yeah, cya gays

i wasn't joking, i'd totally eat lizard
witchetty grubs tho

i'm a culinary expert

didn't you talk about curry like it was actual food kek

give me your fucking address you absolute spastic

keep your curry breath away from me lmao

>he doesn't want delicious butter chickeny kisses
faggot confirmed

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come to my place and I'll cook you some real food. Like boiled sheep's head and lye fish. then we can kiss.

yeah can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mufuckin 2 litre surströmming and some boneless water?

>2 liter swede cum in a can
who actually goes buying that thinkin "oh boy, can't wait to shove this in my mouth">.>

kinky motherfuckers
i would make sushi out of it

Curry is shit just saying.

you're english how can you fucking say that

Because its disgusting thats how. aint it 4am over in aussieland like faggot said. why you still awake? you just so infatuated in me you dont want to leave?

nah i'm too hungry to sleep cause thinking about curry

im so perverted i though you wrote cumy not curry

disgusting perv
but cummies will do also

well with fag gone im going to go and play eu4 or red orchestra have fun dreaming of being full of cummies to fill your hunger

theyre back

theyre back for half a fucking day and theyve already RUINED my fucking kitchen

ACTUAL children are fucking disgusting, I got that floor cleaner than its probably been in fucking years and that little disgusting THING traspes actual dog shit through my house and just sits there on its phone

I hate humans theyre fucking disgusting
I want these THINGS out of my house

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

will do

kids suck
kick em out onto the streets

Why are they over your house? family party

if I could I would have put them into a sack and thrown them into the river at peak winter

they actively disgust me

this isnt the first incident
the autistic one has a thing for dog shit it seems

I want them to die

yeah bf's mums birthday and her younger sons are literally animals

my parents beat sense into me, I am respectful, they are literally sub human

I dont want these filthy things in my house fuck this so fucking much

so literally kick them outside and don't let them back in

beat them.

on the bright side keeping the BF happy means fun sexy times with your dicks together.
But yeh messie kids are the worst. why are you hosting your mother in laws party at your house/apartment anyway?

bum

ill stop I just needed to rant a bit
if I could I would have broken their legs and fed them to the disgusting dogs they emulate

its still *T*E*C*H*N*I*C*A*L*L*Y her house so I cant or else they wouldve never been allowed back here

also my visa is tied to her house so she can kick me back to shitland if I cross any lines

ill stop now I just needed to rant

i fail to see how kicking kids out of a house for making it dirty is crossing a line
just tell them to play in the street?

cause 'its not my place'

this is a small village from the netherlands and his mother was raised by gypsies so theyre very '''traditional'''

I hate them, theres just so much I cant do cause of their backward retardation

this woman count even raise her kids properly do you expect her to be reasonable?

well easy tell them to go rob people like the gyps they are

gypsies arnt known for being civilised. no offense to your bf

I fucking should ffs I hate them


why does 95% of the planets population have to be literally fucking retarded

oh he's better than most anyone ive ever met, why else would I be with him (that and he last like 2-3 hours)

but these fucking """people"""

I mean theyre still slightly better than the people bak in england but still

I dont want to live surrounded by fucking dogs rolling around in eachothers shit

you wouldn't even need to kick them out, just tell them that a rich person lives nearby and their instincts would probably kick in

yeh england aint the best. i live in fuckign essex. ESSEX. when people find out im from here they think im some fucking illiterate fucking retard who is fucking spay tanned orange.

That's why I moved from Thurrock to Norfolk.

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to be fair it's not a bad assumption

tbh theyre not that easy to deal with or else i'd have dealt with them long ago

theyre more like flea ridden (sometimes literally btw) dogs pissing up the walls and screetching autistically

I am so sorry, the people you must have to deal with

try to go somewhere not shit if you can

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meirl

a cute everything

sadly half the people are like that then you have people like my family full of conervative upper class people disgusted by the plebians. my bfs family is pretty decent as well luckily so we just try to forget the rest of essex.

I dunno where. me and my bf are planning on fleeing to the US after were done with uni or to Latvia where he has family.

What you have a smol shota dick? nice

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ooh nice

just get out of england tbh I cant imagine anywhere there being worth while

yeah kinda

p pale too

>latvia

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p pale? is this some dutch speak i dont know?

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i beleive it would be pij paijle

the purest

pretty pale

like I am a snow person

Lol thats a girl

much purer than any of us could hope to be

really though
i got it from an album of only shota

vrij bleek

Then you've jacked it to a girl, this girl in fact Leo from tekken 7

sorrij ij am not fluijent in nederlaijnder

looks like a boy to me
she'll be right

but are you an aryan? aryans are the hottest that humans can get. im slighty tan since my grandmother is from burma and my bf is a qt pale aryan so when we get the sexy times going we can really see the shade diffrence kek. blonde hair blue eyes fro life!

If you havent come into your own mouth you havent lived yet

You probably don't venture far, but its for those non binary folk, shes suppose to be like gender fluid you know 2k18 and you clam whatever you are, Hell im a fem user and this shit gets my rocks off

we discussed this last thread

if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and is CUTE and HUGGABLE like a duck then it's a duck

mijn kleine willy weent voor jou

no shamefully im gingerish brown like pic related, hence the ginger avatar fagging and stuff

>looks like a boy
>has a boys name
>acts like a boy
>wears pants
>no tits
its a boy

the first time I tried I got it in my eye

oh what was the verdict on it. i think its pretty lit

>it's 2k18 and people think shotas can't have vaginas
lmao

you might just be dumb

yeah dog

sorry i don't sprak afrikaans

brown aint that bad. but aryans are like jsut perfect. Len or Olivier are just perfect tbh

I was 12

so yeah probably

mijn kleine willy huilt nog steeds voor je

>shota vag
what the flying fuck

yee theyre pretty good

now you've gone too far

shota aren't for lewd anyway, why would the genitalia matter?

>shotas aren't for lewd
is this what curry does to you?

laat voeten zien

you must live a sad life
no curry, don't understand the purity of shota

nee jij

je hebt ze al gezien

STOP SPEAKING SWAMP GERMAN

weirdo

fucedk up formatting there

dutch is just boneless english

i mean that's you though
cute pic

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