How do we fix the moon?
How do we fix the moon?
Jack Barnes
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Xavier Garcia
1. Eliminate the human population on Earth. Animals can't fuck it up without spaceships.
Ian Williams
send people to pour cement in the holes.
Camden Moore
The moon is a hologram. There is nothing to fix.
Nathaniel Nelson
>believing in holograms
Tyler Reyes
crackers
Chase Butler
Did you just assume the Moon's gender?
Ian Garcia
Where is the hologram being projected from?
Asher Rogers
Antartica! The earths magnetic field bends the hologram so it always shows up wherever you are right at the right time. Duh.
>Aurora Borealis
Anthony Green
>being this cucked
Owen Fisher
Why haven't flyover detected the power source, then?
inb4 durr muh j00 conspiracies
there is literally no way you could keep that information off the Internet
Juan Wood
Did you just assume our natural Satellite name. Maybe it's just a big asteroid. Maybe its a planet. Just because it was born a moon doesn't mean it wants to be a moon.
Bentley Jackson
maybe you're just a big faggot
Gavin Smith
>Youre assuming that there isnt anything that the internet DOESNT know.
>assuming
Jaxon Adams
Shut up John Stamos
Liam Scott
Did you assume my size. I could be a really small faggot for all you know
Jackson Cook
How will you take revenge? ;)
Robert Ramirez
Cover it in Starbucks and Walmarts.
Ryan Miller
Then how come I haven't heard of it?
James Fisher
It already is. You need a Go2 pass to see it.
John Stewart
some sandpaper will do
Adam Sanchez
I wasnt aware that you were the ENTIRE internet pleb.
Also
>ASSUMING that there isnt anything in the entire world that you havent heard of.
>>>being this assumed
Jacob Roberts
Will you sandpaper my butthole daddy?
Jaxson Kelly
GODDAMMIT SHUT UP
WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T I HAPPENED UPON EVEN A SINGLE SITE TELLING ME THE MOON IS A HOLOGRAM?
CHRIST EVERYONE ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER A SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION
Adrian Hall
Woah bro
All you had to do was ask for a link
>cantgoogle"moon hologram".jpg
Ayden Rivera
The newfag teenage angst is strong in this one
Nathan Lewis
>Antartica!
>Aurora Borealis
Pick one, flat faggot.
Protip: Aurora australis
Daniel Hill
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Anthony Turner
Moon is penis.
Ryder Walker
This website gives a reward to anyone who can prove the existence of the Moon.
>A cash reward of $100,000 has been offered to anyone who can send us, by e-mail, conclusive physical evidence of the existence of the moon. This reward remains unclaimed.
Grayson Peterson
Current thinking is that it was originally part of the earth but got smashed off during the formation of the universe and settled in orbit, rounding off, as the earth did, over millenia
Jonathan Rogers
Well, get to it
Asher Cooper
Holy shit, what a magnificent collection of bullshit.
The author doesn't even slightly understand why we know the moon exists. You don't even need ONE of his proposed "arguments" for the moon, to proove it's actually existant.