Be American

>Be American
>Go to gym
>See this

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I think this gym is also the ones with the 'lunk alarm'

Yup planet fitness also has pizza

I would totally work out there, if you know how to work out and keep track of your diet this is heaven. Only $10 a month and you get free food on the cheat day, amazing.

When I see pizza or donuts at the gym it makes me cringe so god damn hard.
Besides being redundant, the fact fatfucks are willing to stuff their face with shitty little Caesars coated in air filled with BO & ass sweat makes me gag.

It's a sjw gym

There is a reason everyone calls the place Planet Fatness. Because it's where fat people go, and stay fat.

On Fridays I grab an entire pizza on my way out it's fucking amazing

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No, an sjw gym would be gluten free healthy food not tested on animals.
Fat Trumpfucks eat that shit in OP's pic, user.

>cheat day
So you don't work out anywhere.

No, it's not. It's one of the largest chains in the US, who keeps people coming by making people fail diet goals. It's exploitative capitalism at it's finest.

youtube.com/watch?v=s2XMhGSXtaI

skip to 1:19.

is there something unhealthy about bagels?

or are you just so retarded you don't know the difference between a wholemeal seeded bagel and a donut?

Good. People who can't figure out for themselves how to properly take care of their bodies deserve to be exploited. I would literally have no guilt making millions off fat dipshits seeking a quick fix.

There shouldn't be ANYTHING set out to eat in a gym, you fucking faggot.

>be dumb
>think bagels are doughnuts

Right... Because people who work out don't eat food...

Those look like bagels...

>be American
>go to gym
>fat guy has heart attack
>crowd gathers
>Emergency response arrives
>eats pizza and donuts
>fat guys dead

They can snack on celery or carrots, and then go home to a low-carb meal.
Fuck that shit. Fuck that fatty creamy shit that's not even healthy for your body.

Imagine the type of person that would go and press that god damn button.

Carbs you fucking retards

its called staying in business

trolls trolling trolls

>go to gym
>lift hard for an hour
>jog steady for an hour
>do your pushups and situps
>try to eat a bagel on the way out
>autistic dubs poster grabs your wrist
NO NO NO NO NO
NO FOOD IN THE GYM
NO FOOD
NO EATING NO FOOD
NO NO
THERE CAN BE NO BAGELS
EAT WATER
EAT WATER
>drops his faggot mens fitness aka homo fap magazines all out of his pockets while flailing queerly

Communist scum

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normally I don't use the word, but 'cuck' is the first thing that comes to mind and I think it is the most fitting.

The only time you load up on carbs is if you're about to run a marathon.

bagels are denser and even more unhealthy than donuts.

Some pre-workout carbs to spike that insulin lol

those are bagels, probably oat, with protein spread and protein milk

maybe you should stop being retarded

>try to eat a bagel on the way out
what the fuck are you doing that for? That shit is 300 calories?

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WORKING OUT IN A GYM IF ALL YOU'RE GOING TO DO IS EAT JUNK FOOD ON YOUR WAY OUT?
HUH? HUH?
ANSWER ME FAGGOT

>Thinking capitalism is a good thing

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I don't even get the point of it tbh. I don't go to the gym, but if someone was working out and being either some obnoxious weight lifter who "flexed" or something, I'd just put in my headphones and ignore the dude. The only time I'd confront someone or even get pissed is if they threw weights down or tried to give me pointers. And even then I'm a fuckin bean pole so the pointers would have to be Basic ass shit I knew.

you hurr durr carbs faggots make me laugh

so obsessed with every tiny fucking thing that you eat and being so healthy but you can't lift hard enough to work off a fucking bagel?

lmao

i don't even know what a carb is, i eat all kinds of shit and i am fit as fuck and ripped

kill yourself you prissy queef

Wow, that shit is totally a scam.
lulz

This was fucking hilarious and spot on.

because socialism is so fucking wonderful. Take a look at Venezuela. They have the largest oil reserves in the Western Hemisphere and they have people starving and kids dying of diseases a $1 shot can prevent.

>i eat all kinds of shit and i am fit as fuck and ripped
Because you're probably under 25

enjoy getting fat af in the next few years user

>tried to give me pointers

what's the preferred way to deal with these "i'm just tryin to help ya bro" level idiots?

>Take a look at Venezuela.
fail
you right wing dipshits always bring up this shit while ignoring the obvious problems in your own country caused by capitalism
FAIL
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

You're on Sup Forums so that's automatically a lie.

This is a good point.

Your metabolic rate slows down an avg of 4% each year after 25. So Expect that to change.

It happened to me oncew when I tried going to the Gym. A dude came up to me and said he was just like me when he started. He then pseudo shadowed me the entire fuckin time. At one point I just kinda said "Thanks but I really don't want help" and put my headphones back in. I'm not really a confrontational person tho so I'm probably not the best guy to ask. Lol

>you get free food
looks like high carb shit to me

Tfw there's a /fit/ thread in Sup Forums.

Sounds like you were uncomfortable due to your lack of self confidence so you became instinctively defensive and ran away from social contact instead of approaching it head on and telling them to fuck off after doing so politely or just sucking it up and realizing that you probably need all the help you can get and you should suck their dick for being nice enough to try to help someone as autistic as you.

>Be Non-American
>See Picture
>Get Jealous
>Make Thread

I'm ashamed of any of you fuckers that'd snack on this shit. C'mon.

enjoy nibbling your 2g of nuts

Thanks Mr. Therapist. How much do I owe you?

Fuck planet fitness, you can’t grunt or be too muscular or they’ll deem you “intimidating” and kick you out. Fucking pussies

your perfect cock after you get fit will be payment enough

I mean, as someone who has a healthy relationship with food, I can gladly accept a free bagel or slice of pizza. Maybe I just eat less at dinner as a result, I don't really know because I don't really think about it. This just seems like a nice gesture to me; I'm hungry after I work out, so fuck yeah this is cool.

I eat grilled chicken and some hearty spinach. Low carb and low fat.

Post pic fucker w/timestamp

>that shit is 300 calories

One bagel is 300 calories? Lol the autism is strong with this one.

Lol. Deal ma boi. Cock Curls inc

Kek

I didn't know they did stuff like this
Now im interested in working out there

Yes, the US has it problems. One of which isn't being drafted to work in the fields because there isn't enough food. But that is one of the problems of VENEZUELA

plain bagel from Panera is 290 calories with no cream cheese

>dieting=exercise
>people in shape can't eat whatever they want occasionally
So you don't work out anywhere.

You Trumpfags are ushering in neo-feudalism. Don't be talking shit.

>planet fitness

Scrub tier.

carbs are bad

Topkek

Plain bagel:
Einstein Bros: 260
Dunkin Donuts: 310
Starcucks: 270
Sara Lee: 250
Au Bon Pain: 250

Because going to a community college and getting a 2 year degree in welding/diesel repair/HVAC is so fucking hard.

YOU SHUT UP
YOUR AUTISTIC

lol

>planet fatness

Planet Fitness is a gym for people who just want to be told that it is okay to weigh 300 pounds. No one who has any real interest in fitness takes this place seriously. I belong to a small gym that includes personal training and I pay less than these idiots who shove pizza down their gullet around purple equipment.

Yes, they are. You'd know if you bought your own groceries, and cared enough to read the nutritional info on the back.

Also, 300 carbs ain't shit, and those same plain 300 carb bagels come with ~11 grams protein.

Who the fuck cares about eating a bagel?

>Be American
>Go to gym
>See that
>Get shot

I don't want to do that shit.
Do you?
You Trumpfags literally want to eliminate the minimum wage and have us all pitted against each other for shit-tier jobs, user.

Think Natalie Dyer would have a slice?

>Also, 300 carbs ain't shit,
HAHAHAHAHA
SHUT UP FAGGOT
YOUR FATASS "GYM" JUST GOT CALLED OUT FOR THE SCAM IT IS

slice of my dick
hnggg

Christ, she looks like a fucking refugee.

That poor thing. She def has food difficulties. My heart goes out to her.

I hope you know that cardio doesn't count as 'working out'. I have a feeling that your opinion wouldn't be very welcomed on /fit.

It depend on the location, they're independently own. Majority of people that goes there are fat or out of shape. But I go consistently and alway see the same few guy who are even bigger than your popular youtube fitness guru. These few monster fcking guy are the reason i dont' buy into the PF hates.

You like them thin?

Yeah :/ Maybe she just has a high metabolism?

You think Lily does too?

Or maybe she's just tiny. With beautiful perfect tits
hnggg

What do her tits look like?

300 OH GOD 300
WHAT CAN I EVER DO NOW
AFTER EATING 300

Dude, how small are you? I burn 300 calories with a brisk thirty minute walk.

Keep defending your shit-tier diet, Amerifat.

>My stamina comes from my spirit animal.
Okay Sup Forums. Make sure to remember that as well when you decide to move again in four years.

No you don't

How small is this gym that cost $10 a month? seriously, PF only cost that low because it's a huge place that can cover volume. A small gym with enough equipment and personal training can't live off less than that.

You can't see her nipples?

Honestly, high metabolism would mean larger appetite, not low body mass. I don't know them personally, so it's guess work, but they have the characteristic appearance of people who restrict their calories in an unhealthy manner.

Is this police gym?

Everyone?

What are the characteristics besides being thin? Are there other traits?

There are lots of good paying jobs out there, just not ones that only need a high school education. And the minimum wage is part of the problem.

If I have to pay $15 dollars an hour to do anything that fucker better have a degree and have experience with Word, Excel and Linux

Your Belly Button is always an Outie too.