What was the worst sex you've ever had? why was it so bad?

what was the worst sex you've ever had? why was it so bad?

Smelly bitch. Had to back away. Wouldn't even stick my dick in it.

Same, her pussy was rank. I actually did go through with it but I had to fake cumming because I just couldn't handle any more.

Recently
>Have medical problem
>low t for a long time
>finally see endocrinologist
>puts me on t therapy
>dick finally starts getting hard again
>go to bang wife
>wife has moved up to 9" thick dildo in my absence
>my dick isn't fully hard and is kind of small anyways
>loose pussy
>small not rock solid dick

Pretty much had to finish myself and then plunge it back in for the cumshot.

Moar?
Sauce?

>Move to small town
>Work the night shift, little social life, need some hookups
>Hook up with a guy, he asks me to come round at night and fuck him
>Seems good on paper, sub guy who loves getting nailed
>He sucks me, I slip on a rubber, take the plunge
>Insisted I fuck him missionary so his face is right in front of mine
>Didn't brush, his breath stinks and is constantly being shot into my face
>His ass is loose, and I mean, LOOSE, he's constantly gaping as I'm trying to fuck him and as he does, he's letting out farts that are stinking up the place
>He ends up cumming 3 minutes into it, moods really dead, I lose my boner
>Ask if he'll at least suck me to completion, he refuses
>Pick up my shit and leave
Managed to find a woman a little while later, but she was a pretty shit lay too, her pussy was at least tight and didn't smell like shit though

>be me 25 y.o virgin
>meet a 6.5/10 Colombian chick with perfect D cup tits
>shes a bit of a slut, feels sorry for me, wants to fuck
>can't get hard because of years of fapping and porn
>she thinks it's her, ask if I dont like her tits
>dear god no. Tell her I need a little more time
>Dick finally starts to get hard. omg I might finally lose my virginity
>because of the nerves/excitement right as I feel my self almost get hard enough, I fart
>It's loud, there's no covering it up or making excuses
>She looks me dead in the eye "user did you just fart!?"
>n- no
>I lose the boner I almost had
>She's staring at me, fart in the air, limp dick in my hand
>tells she has second thoughts and wants to be loyal to her bf
>blocks my number

Sex is a dangerous game to play gents

i fucked a smelly bitch. went through with it because she was a qt plus underage. i was 23 at the time. fucked her hard and good then pulled out and shoved my cock in her mouth and came making her swallow

Some strange bird I met at a bar was riding me cowgirl super hard and sprayed diarrhea all over my chest. I bolted to the shower, washed myself vigorously, and then angrily kicked the bitch out of my house.

she was fat
that should pretty much sum it up

It wasn't you fault at all.

She was riding my dick and had no sense of rhytm whatsoever. At moments it started to get really good, then she just stopped, took it out and gave a really poor handjob. I went soft, she gave me a blowjob which was also bad. I got hard again because her body was quite nice and this cycle repeated for a pretty long time

Eat her pussy, at some point she has an orgasm. I watched her pussy throb which was amazing to see but it all took soo long. I ended up not even cumming.

>meet a guy in a /soc/ thread
>actually seems normal
>we meet in hotel
>suck him for a while, he gets hard
>he puts on condom
>loses boner right away
>blow him some more
>every time he puts on condom he gets soft
>okay...
>blow him until he cums on my tits
>he fingers me for a while
>bad at it
>say I have to feed my dog and leave

Wasn't great.

ayy bebby u know the rules

Friends wife. Oh dear god no! Still getting shivers.

>>say I have to feed my dog and leave


Kek

what happened?

How do you figure? It was entirely my fault. I had the sexual performance of an 80 yo

So many smelly girl stories... same... I had to back out. Smelled of eggs and sweat. Horrible...

Get the fuck outta here with that gay tumblr shit.

Yeah, you've peaked my interest now, do tell

>feed my dog

You probably don’t even have a dog. You’re a lying whore.

Just like all women

My first sexual partner when I was 15. At the time, I thought it was the greatest I'd ever had, but come to find out she fucks like a tranquilized mattress after getting with this QT nerd type a couple years later.
I still jerk off to her 6 years later even though I'm married to a completely different woman now.

kek

This. Jesus Christ it was so bad and it had off colored discharge and everything. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS THREAD OP?

Was she white? White girls always smell like eggs and sweat. Sometimes mayo

I have low t too, but I can't afford testosterone to fix it. Recently got a 19 year old hot gf and im 30. Tried to have sex twice and I can't cum or I lose my hard on. Makes me hate my life when I can't perform sexually for my hot ass gf

It sucks having low T

she was 400lbs and sat on my dace until I managed to lick her to orgasm

why the fuck did you let her do that?

Go suck a dick faggot

U don't want to see them unless you like chubby girls.
I actually do have one, but it was like 10 at night, so I don't think it was a good lie...

Enjoy the HIV blow job faggot.

I didn't let her do it, she pushed me onto her bed an mounted my face.

why did you even have sex with a landwhale?

chubby is great, post them noods

>chubby
that explains why he couldn't stay hard

I was just saying what I was thinking. But if you want, I'll go. Bye.

You had no experience so she would have to understand you. But in some way, it was your fault. Not AT ALL.

We were at a party together and she seemed into me. I was a virgin and not great a talking to girls. She wasn't awful looking and she smelled nice, and after we had made out for a while she took my hand and led me to her room.

Nice story bro

He said he was into it. I warn people before hand, I'm not dumb and lie to guys.
Lol just google chubby boobs.

How do you still have any dignity for yourself when you are attracted to women, I could just imagine your father weeping crying saying where did it all go wrong

there are a couple ones
most recent one is some girl i met on insta
she would not stop talking the whole time we fucked

the rules "tits or gtfo" applies to femanons who post threads.

Bobs or gtfo

he probably wasn't as into it as he thought then

omg im getting sick of newfags screaming for tits all the time

there is a diffrence of females adding to a thread, and attention whoring
know when to call for tits or gtfo, and sound like youve been here for more than just winter break

Seconded pls

that doesn't seem that bad tbh
what kind of things did she say?

I guess so. Still bad sex.
pic related
Happens every time.

how fat are you?

>Be 16 yo virgin
>Get along with a friend of my classmate
>she is into me
>solid 7/10
>a little chubby, but her face an tits tho
>she talks about her boyfrend
>fuck, no pussy for me
>meet her boyfrend, he's on the wheelchair
>she said that he probably doesn't love her
>confess my love
>she wants to fuck
>go to her house week later
>she got my doick out
>tfw she is laughing
>"I'm sorry user, but I've never seen smaller dick"
>Want tog go home
>still have a boner
>lay on her bed, naked, almost in tears
>she starts practicing saxophone
>go home quietly

>her name is carmen
>girl i met at the last party i went before my actual wife became my GF a few years ago
>she was younger than me, like 7 or 8 years younger
>chubby girl, but i had very good experience fucking chubbies in the past
>talk for a while in the party
>turns out she wants to fuck
>take her to a nearby motel
>get in the room
>kissing, sucking her nipples, but she would do nothing
>first red light
>wouldn't let me grab he pussy or finger her
>second red light
>wouldn't suck dick
>third red light
>"girl, is you a virgin?"
>"yes user, but i want you to fuck me"
>girl was tight, couldn't get properly in
>girl would scream when entering her
>heard steps outside our door due to the screaming
>stopped midway trough
>"user cum inside me"
>"the fuck is wrong with you?"
>fap in front of her, cum, whipe in the restroom
>turn on the lights, bed looks like a murder scene (blood everywhere)
>take turns to quickshower
>girl tells me she's not 8 years younger than me as she told me, she's 10 years younger, she just turned 18 last week
>while showering and taking her back to the party she tells me that among her friends it's like a dare to be fucked and cummed inside by a stranger and she was the only one who couldn't do it
>left her at the party and went home
>last time i got to have sex with anyone who wasn't my wife right now sucked

I too had one.
She wanted me to eat her out but I said you gotta make me cum first.

She tried for like an hour and a half and after that time my dick just went limp.

The worst part was so could still smell it for like a week after.

190 at 5'7"

I too had one.
She wanted me to eat her out but I said you gotta make me cum first.

She tried for like an hour and a half and after that time my dick just went limp.

The worst part was I could still smell it for like a week after.

I am acept bobs

To be honest, I like it. :)

i had that, i realized it was the residues under my fingernails, had to wash my hands with a toothbrush and really strong soap twice to get it off

...

how bigs your dick?

okay that's not at fat as i thought. he was probably just nervous then

6 inches when erect

>be me, 23
>2 year dry spell
>Friend finds a party to go to, meeting friends first
>One of the friends is like 5/10, bit chubby, but confident and slutty
>Gets out of car and immediately makes out with me
>Iseehowitsgonnabe.jpg
>Bum around the party a bit
>End up in bathroom with her
>She immediately wants to me to put it in
>I'm like no bitch suck my dick
>Says she doesn't like doing that
>Wtf.jpg
>I said suck it
>Half hearted attempt to suck my dick
>Bitch are you slutty or not?
>I sit on edge of bath and she straddles me
>Awkward positioning, can't get a good thrust
>She seems to be enjoying herself
>I say suck me off and make me cum
>She says no
>Cum inside her immediately and leave

I fucking hate it when girls want to do nothing but just ride a guy, live a little

Point and laught at me! 34 virgin reporting.

hah, well thanks.

Yeah, I guess. He said it was the condom but I was like no way am I going raw with a random dude.

Rofl what’s wrong with you?
Fat gross autist?

i wanna see em, and your chubby ass can come over too. Fucking weirdos cant just meet up and fuck

i smell lies.....

I will get you laid right now wizard!

bitches that care about dick size are dudes.

I’m a 6’2 body builder. I used to search for girls like you tho.
Not quite ham planets but some squish and belly. I likes it a lot.
I used to see this one girl, total weeabo.
First name started with a K. I loved her a bit I think, idk. But sex always had to be a rape fantasy with her. I got so frustrated with the constant rape fantasy and her slight lack of hygiene that I broke it off. This was around 2 years ago. I miss her sometimes because we made such good friends. :/

I fuckin like chubby girls. by all means, show em.

Same. I’m a father now with a hot as gamer chick, but sometimes I miss my chubby weeabo autist gf sometimes.

Yeah, I know, unbelievable, it's not so small, she is just a slut.

>be me meet up with some chick with all the right angles on site
>she is nothing like her photos
>ohwell fuck it she wants to bang
>start making out and decide to go down on her
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAIRY ASS CUNTS
>WTF IS THIS FUCKING TP IN HER HAIRY ASS SNATCHAROO?
>manupbitch.jpg keep going whilst attempting not to gag
>doesnt return favor
>maybe snatch feelsgoodman
>OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS LIKE BANGING A VERY LOOSE HOLE
>I FEEL NOTHING AT ALL
>finish up move to exit strategy promptly
>never talk to her again


this has happened to me two times out of all the chicks i've had sexual relations with, i figured it was just probability fucking with me and bad judgement. i havent sex in a long time as my last experience chick was loose as fuck too, but at least she knobbed it

Pic related...I got big boobs...
Surprisingly a lot of fit guys are into chubby girls

So you're gay?

Yeah it's only cause fit guys are full of themselves and fucking some fat piece of shit only makes them feel better about themselves.

Body builder bro here. I am into some chub on my ladies. In the back of mind I wished you were K, she’s on here soc and r9k a bit. I couldn’t admit it to her that I miss chillin with her so much because she hates me now lol. Nice tits too.

fuckin nice !

I'm a recluse, I dare not go outside.
People told me not to look for love. People told me to wait for love to appear naturally.
I've waited and waited. I've given up.

My parents taught me : Sex is WRONG! Sex is IMMORAL! Sex should be BANNED and made ILLEGAL. Casual sex / hook up culture is to blame! Only reproduction through IVF. Sex Ed should be BANNED and made ILLEGAL. If we do not talk about it, it does not happen.

one time i was at your moms house and she walked in and touched my dick and i blew my load and then killed some small animals

That’s not true at all. I’m not soley into chubby girls. It just doesn’t bother me like it might someone else.
Idk.
I’m more into people than I am into bodies I think. Which is weird af because as a body builder o obsess over my own body.
Weird right?

How many times a day do you masturbate?

If the sexy with K were better and not so damned frustrating all the time I might still be with her. :/

>having more than one partner

I fucking hate gearing about people who ever have more than one sexual partner. Marry your first girlfriend.

>she

I don't my parents taught me that it was immoral.

Sex with the same person gets boring after awhile. Don’t you know that?

Way to stay in character, buddy.

It's pretty fucking hard to be 400 lbs. You have to take a running start at food. Literally.

I work in disability management and these "people" are disgusting manatees. Attacking people over cake and stuff.

>Be me 16 ish
>Be on holiday in Greece or some shit
>Meet cute girl
>Hanging out in our resort at like 11pm, no-one around
>Getting frisky
>Finger her
>Man she's wet
>Few minutes later
>Realize my fingers are covered in blood
>"Sorry user I thought it wouldn't have started yet"
>She leaves, embarrassed
>Left in middle of resort with a hand covered in blood
>Creeping back to apartment
>Staff member comes round corner
>I freeze
>I see her look from my face to my hand back to my face
>Opens her mouth
>Fucking cheese it!
>Sprinting through dark resort
>Trip over something in the grass
>Fall and break my wrist
>Staff member catches up to me, grabs me and calls ambulance
>Have to explain to Greek police in hospital why my hand was covered in blood
>Have to get girl to tell them that it's true
>Both our parents are there
>Mfw

That was a holiday to remember

We got a real elliot rodger here on our hands folks!

Basically every time I had sex with my ex, I just didn't know it.
I was blindly in love. But she was fat, she wasn't good in bed at all and worst of all - she smelled so bad. She reeked of sweat and I cannot even describe the smell of her pussy.

So glad I'm fucking an attractive (to me) blonde now.

Not for me and my wife.

I bet she tells you that too huh?
Bet you’re getting cucked right now, as we speak.

Fucking an underage nignog

>be me
>19
>chat with edgy nigchick from some emo site
>yes, emo niggers exist
>lives like 10 minutes drive from my house
>it's summer and I tell her I have a pool
>"omg I'm so jealouuuuus ;_;"
>Ask her if she wants to come over to chill in pool and stuff
>"really?? Yaa"
>jokingly say only if she blows me
>"ok"
>rawr xD
>half an hour later and we're naked in my pool
>make out a little
>sit on edge of pool and tell her to suck me now
>just opens her mouth and literally headbangs my crotch
>trying to stay hard but fucking can't
>just jerk off into her mouth and ask her to leave because parents come home soon

Fucking 14 year olds can't suck dick

No.

You turn 16. Meet hot Asian girl. Date her for a while. Marry her.

That's it.

Anything worse is embarrassing.

Lol. No.

Lol.