Be me

>be me
>22 yo, good looking, muscular guy
>be at this big new years party
>somehow my virgin friend got invited there too
>kinda goodloking for sure, but no brad pitt exactly
>22pm
>see him making out with this 10/10 grill
>whatthefuck.jpeg
>already drunk at this time
>fast forward 15 min later
>grill also drunk, not as much as me but still buzzed
>she's starting to stare at me while licking her lips
>winks at me
>she's still sitting on a couch with permavirgin friend
> join their company
>chat, drink beer
>she says that she needs to go to the toilet
>realize you also need to take a piss
>her body language tells me to go with her
>fast forward 5 min
>we are fucking hardcore doggystyle in the bathroom at my friends house
>after fucking and cumming inside her mouth, decide to go out on a smoke
>as we open the bathroom door, we see permavirgin looking at us with a sad face
>waking up next morning on the couch
>hear that my friend left the party right after midnight
>doesn't answer to texts
> to this day, he refuses to go out or have any social interaction with anyone
>mfw i realized i had destroyed friends only chans to ever get laid and totally made him hate himself

wow, u are a shit friend.

As said, i was shitfaced, never wpuld have done it if i was sober

Only way to make it up to him is to offer him your boipussy.

Neither of us are gay

Retarded excuse for retarded people.
You knew exactly what you were doing

just fuck him so he can get laid

Never know till he's ballsdeep.

You could just pay a hooker to pretend to like him and go out with him, then have a one night stand or some shit. That'll probably raise his self-esteem a bit.

OP is an asshole

you chose to get drunk, and as such, you chose responsibility for your actions.. the "i was drunk" is no excuse, since you did that to yourself.

Op here, i think that would be an even more asshole thing to do. The problem is that hes clearly depressed because he thinks no one likes him. By doing what u say, the risk of him finding out is big and it would damage his selfesteem even more

>22pm
>do u even school?

Hm. Well, in that case, might as well tell him to suck it up already and stop being depressed

20m skinny Virgin guy here

Dude needs to keep himself together.
I've been going out for the first time last month. And I have been learning slowly.
Second time I went to a club some girl grabbed my arm. I didn't know how to react and pretend nothing happened. Walked away like a pussy

I need more experience.

Just be brave enough to take things under your control, show dominance over girls with body language, theyll think you are the alpha and that makes them want you. Even if you are shy, show dominance. Do this by being calm, touch your jaw area, even if you don have a beard. Walk slowly but take big steps. Keep your arms facing outwards and hang them loosly. Having your hands in your pockets and narrowing your shoulders make you seem uncomfortable uround people. Talk, smile and be calm. Thats the key. Dont be afraid of people interacting with you, just play along. And most importantly, be yourself. That shows you are a strong person.

You're a horrible person/friend just like the rest of society OP.

> do this and that in order to show dominance
> make sure to avoid doing these things at all costs

> oh, and most importantly: be yourself

Wew, lad. Thanks for the great advice!

OP post a pic of yourself

...

post a pic of your friend

Hell no

Your best bet is to explain why you think your actions hurt him, apologize, and then tell him you won't do it again. The hard part will be not doing it again.

You're not his friend

are you sure you're not gay?

No

yeah, second that

because you look like one of those metrosexual faggots