Is india the next superpower?

is india the next superpower?

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If they can harness all their poo or curry to be efficient yet powerful fuel.

Super pooer, user

Not power

designated poo poo carrier

Gives new meaning to "poop deck".

SUPERPOOPER 2020

You tell me.

Jealously

I do admit, I like Tunak Tunak Tun. Fun song to play while doing stupid shit in games.

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Pooper Power.

A fucking ramp

Poo-clear reactors when?

>that ramp
Fucking kek. Wonder how much poo they can launch off it

What the name of that ship? Is it the Designated Shitting Ship?

D.S.S. pajeet pooloo

Quick someone post the picture of the USN officer talking about his experience on the Indian ship

Depressed losers distracting themselves from their fucked up life
Go on user, at least we are not on the verge of killing ourselves you pathetic losers

>Go on user, at least we are not on the verge of killing ourselves you pathetic losers
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11 India

I maybe depressed but, at least I don't shit on the street!

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We had this thread yesterday
no

I would rather be a street shitter than live in misery every minute of my life
At least im not thinking of ways to end my disgusting existence
At least i have someone who loves me
At least i dont hate myself
At least i feel joy in living and find every day interesting
At least the only people i talk are not user on a Chinese anime sharing site
Your miserable kind has ruined this board with stupid memes and zero knowledge

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wow

a boat with a designates shittting street

Do they have toilets on that ship or do they just poo over the side?

From a poo in loo that I spoke to:
>I am from India and I'm in the RSS (Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh) in our military camps for the Hindu Youth we train exactly like the Hitler Youth used to do.

>There are 25 million Indian youths who are currently enrolled in the RSS and we wake up early in the morning at 5:00 AM to German Marches blaring from loudspeakers. They mostly play the Fredricus Rex Marsch, Preußens Gloria and the Badenweiler Marsch to wake us up in the morning. We jump out of our beds have to complete all our ablutions and bathing in 15 minutes flat and assemble as the morning sun rises over the hills surrounding our camp.

>After a quick meal, of pulses and cereal, it is off to strenuous exercises like wall climbing using ropes. Firing practice at firing ranges, crawling under barbed wire, pole vaulting across slush filled moats, marching with heavy gear strapped to ones back for 20 miles at a stretch. Swimming across rivers 25 feet wide and inflating rubber dinghys in record time and paddling across rivers. Bicycling uphill, We are also taught how to camouflage ourselves and crawl forward on our bellies.

>We have a brief lunch in the afternoon. After which is it a lot of physical exercises.

>By the evening we need to erect our tents (ZELTBAHN) in record time and light campfires and settle down to a hearty dinner around the campfire. We retire at 11:00 PM to our hay filled sacks.

>All the while we are ideologically motivated to believe that we are the MASTERS OF THE ENTIRE INDIAN SUBCONTINENT which will eventually come under our rule in a few years from now

>Many of us in the RSS have memorized Mein Kampf. (ie English translated Phrases from it.)

>We leave out completely the anti-Semitic phrases of Mein Kampf because they just do not apply to the Indian context.

>We grasp the essential Nationalistic and Anti-Marxists concepts espoused in Mein Kampf completely and wholly.

>For us Indians in India, the ENTIRE INDIAN SUBCONTINENT which includes the countries of Pakistan, Nepal, Bhutan, Bangladesh, Sri-Lanka and the Maldives is our LEBENSRAUM which we will re-conquer in the next major world conflagration - WWIII if you want to call it that.

>Our enemies within INDIA are Islamic Fundamentalism, militant Marxism and Leftist Liberalism. We will fight to the death to totally destroy these ideologies and the people who espouse them and we are training for this

>posting daler mehndi
my man

If the litmus test for being a super oer is a fleet of aircraft carriers, then the U.S. is the only and pre-eminent global super power.

India, China and other countries are still buying surplus Russian junk.

and the toilets go unused

theres a shitting street built into the top of the boat

Nice copy paste ahmed

but krauts poo'd in the loo..

Only if poo and bad engineers was in demand.

If one day, India successfully invents the toilet, kills and eats the cows on the street, stops giving tributes to rats in their temples, abolishes its cast system, uses cars to transport merchandise instead of people pulling wagons and cleans their holy river, then it will have a chance.

I don't get why they'd even bother. Their armed forces are a fucking joke, as Mumbai showed. They need to work on training competent soldiers before shit like aircraft carriers.

>ranjeep said, satisfied with his harsh takedown of the Sup Forums posters. However, due to his diet of grease and spices, he had to shit for the 11th time this day. He quickly ran to his favorite window (his only window) in his 10x7 foot apartment in Bangalangalololololoarashabad, stood on a plastic crate he found floating in the river, and shoved his rear end out the window. Hardly before his sequined pink pants cleared the way, his hairless cheeks parted and jettisoned the leftovers of his mothers saag paneer out onto the street, scalding a 45lb starving 14 year old urchin and desecrating a statue of an effeminate man with a lion face and 8 arms. Ranjeep sighed, and wiped the excess feces from his anus and cleaned his hand with a quick wipe on the inside of the window pane. "Good enough", he thought. Little did he know, the thread he replied to was quickly filling with comments...

Do Indians even have weapons, or do they just throw poo like monkeys?

Even niggers learned how to use a gun,

Poo Nukes, deadly

With all that curry they eat, their shit sure must be radioactive.

>even their ships are poo coloured

Swab the poop deck

oh no it's 6 manlets whatever will we do

If they could somehow utilize poo to fuel their nation yes.

That guy withdrew all those cash from their inflated money supply to buy a pack of cigarettes.

>abolishes its cast system
They should keep that, tbqh. The low iq indian hicks being equal to the upper echelons is not something any society should toss away. Look at the "equalization" movement here with affirmative action and how blacks are basically given scholarships just for being black, while whites have to compete for a limited number of seats that whites can apply for, instead of the school just taking in the best. It's the best of one group and the best of another, and the blacks still have high drop out rates.

That was incredibly gay. That must be what /fit/ is like...

I don't see why not

>cool toilet Aman

Jesus christ, you autists make this thread every day. Aren't you guys bored yet?

>Sanjit completes the captcha and hits the send button, his indignation at Sup Forums's banter burning almost as hot as the madras he had for dinner last night. He gets ready to refresh the thread to check for replies to his scathing retort when his stomach lets out an ominous grumble. Luckily, his new job at the call centre means he's got enough money to buy himself a new laptop - it might be considered antiquated in any other country, but it's top-of-the-range in India, and what's more, it has wifi. Sanjit picks up his laptop and carries it under his arm to the small window in his apartment and pokes his ass out of the small opening. "A reply!", Sanjit exclaims, as his stomach gives another almighty grumble. Sanjit quickly tries to click the post number to read the response to his biting insult, but it's too late. At that moment, the heavens open below and a river of molten shit to rival the Ganges itself flows from his naked buttocks onto the streets below. The laptop falls out of Sanjit's hands as he grabs hold of the window ledge and clings on for dear life, his face contorted into a picture of agony as his post gathers more replies.

They call their fleet of boats "floaters"

Dat last scene with the guy wearing the yellow turban
>Suppose to represent a modern Indian superpower at 2030
>Couldn't find a street shitter with perfect teeth to play the role
>And thus the fantasy is ruined

i can already hear the music in my head.

is this how indian cultural invasion starts?

damn your snazzy tunes and light-hearted bollywood musicals!

By the same logic we should be still living under feudalism. Its fucking India for fucks sake, not the city of detroit.
You think just like their elites, hence the shit they are in.

>Go on user, at least we are not on the verge of killing ourselves you pathetic losers
Highest global suicide rates what?

Wait It though it 2020 first, do they keep increasing the date when they will be a superpower?

Butt devastated

>memes

Poo To The Loo is a real campaign, it exists independantly of any and all internet memes, UNICEF created it.

In India, people shit in the streets and wherever, their government had programs to bring indoor plumbing to places in India without it, but they prefer to shit outside in the street.

This is not a joke, this is real, hundreds of millions millions of Indians are literally less sophisticated in their scat management then many other kinds of mammals that at least bury their waste...and it falls to foreigners to try to teach them how to not fill their streets with their own shit.

unicef.in/PressReleases/13/Take-Poo-to-the-Loo-the-New-Youth-Mantra-against-open-defecation-has-people-marching-to-the-tune-of-India-s-First-Poo-Song

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That's the thing, that's why this is so funny, it's not a meme at all. There are actually hundreds of millions of you shitting outside, there are more indians dropping runny turds in public thoroughfares right this very second then there are people on my continent.

You are very clearly either an actual street shitter yourself, or too bitter and angry to see why it's so fucking funny.

No, original thought is too hard. Might as well milk the memes and topics out now when the (You)s are still easy to get. Until something else comes along, it's going to be the same repetitive
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That's literally all there is on a daily basis, and in the rare event we create a new meme or get to discuss something beyond race, religion, memes, and basic politics, it gets drowned out by memes, racial superiority, religion bashing and simple "what did he mean by this?" threads.

Granted, but consider that India doesn't have the same system as your country, nor my country. I hear that india gives certain benefits to people of different castes, some which are preferable some which are not. Getting rid of it in one day is damn near impossible, you can imagine those in power who now lose access to their restricted caste's appliances will be ticked off, while those in lower castes who get hand outs and suddenly no more hand outs will be upset as well. It may not be nice, but they have it ingrained in their culture that it's just how things are, and getting rid of it will take generations and tremendous effort, perhaps even outside intervention- and I can't imagine anyone getting in line to help India straighten out it's issues when others are inconvenienced by their own circumstances. To wrap up, my main point is that they, the indian people, will not willingly give it up, and some prefer it with how certain people don't have access to what higher castes have since they don't need it. A low caste farm hand doesn't need a book on how to mix chemicals and treat wounds like a higher caste fag might to further his studies. The farm hand is just going to be a farm hand for his life, it might be sad but there is nothing we as non-indians can do about it.

Imagine all those guys pooing at the same time...
The shitstorm would be biblical

over 1,000 children die per day of shit-related illness alone. ALONE.

>crawling under barbed wire, pole vaulting across slush filled moats, marching with heavy gear strapped to ones back for 20 miles at a stretch. Swimming across rivers 25 feet wide and inflating rubber dinghys in record time and paddling across rivers. Bicycling uphill, We are also taught how to camouflage ourselves and crawl forward on our bellies.
I didn't realize it was so much effort getting to the shitting street.

I hate you curry munchers.

Literally nothing is wrong with eating curry.

underrated

YO DAWG, HEARD YOU LIKE TO SHIT ON STREETS, SO WE BUILT A STREET ON YOUR SHIP, SO YOU CAN SHIT WHILE YOU FLOAT

>A FUCKING RAMP

You tell me. No seriously, I really don't know.

Drinko the brainwater

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samefag

Here's your (You)

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Where can I buy memes like these?

Punjab Sikhs are the only acceptable poo in loos.
But i'm guessing that you're a smelly dumb hindu scum.

Take it as hard as you can give it.. breed me and seed me, love swapping loads and licking it out of a hot sweet hole..
bbrt
rawfckslut

This guy

Nope. Democracies are basically incapable of becoming super powers. The US is the only example of it, and it arose out of extemely unlikely historical circumstances. Democracies have a hard time selling massive militaries and interventionist policies to their voters, and so rarely arise.

India is 20 years away from being a super power forever.

No but it's s pooper power....... I'm sorry

Kek

Ebin.

Top kek

At least I'm not the only one who would make such a stupid joke

Nice

10/10 I agree

Very subtle

Huh, really makes you think.

Curry was made in Britain though. Your cuisine is so bad you fucked up even something as simple as curry

Not, it's the next superpooper

Impressive

>why dont you come to the white house and shit in my mouth

Yes

Glorious

We shit in the streets and still we have a better credit score than you.

Maybe.

When they stop shitting in the streets and develop a sewer system that isn't just 'Throw it into the river'.

When they stop gang raping women constantly.

When a rejection from a woman means you don't throw acid in their faces.

When their little villages aren't ruled by inbred old men.

When they finally cure leprosy from a large chunk of their population.

Then....maybe, JUST MAYBE....they won't be a shit tier country.

-yawn-
All those things are still better than having fucked up British teeth.

America and Europe will get ruled by Indians , muslims and Africans by next 20 years

POO! (You deserve that for being that stupid)