I’m so fucking mad right now I hope mom gets raped and killed...

I’m so fucking mad right now I hope mom gets raped and killed. My younger brother is turning 30 next week so that means he’s gonna come up from Seattle and stay with us for the weekend with his wife and kids bc mom is throwing a nice party for him. His kids are gonna wanna play with my Nintendo switch and ps vr which is where the problem comes in. Mom says that bc SHE payed for it I don’t get a say who gets to use it BUT IT WAS A GIFT so it’s mine. I’m so sick of having to share things with my siblings even as an adult. It’s bullshit. I hate my brothers kids too, they’re just little shit stains who eat all the chocolate chip waffles in The freezer. I’m just going to pretend the vr is broken so nobody can touch it or break it, I don’t even care. You kids wanna play blue deep sea adventure? Ooohhh too bad so sad! These kids aren’t gonna know what to do after they see me telling them to get over it’s bc they’re crybabies who can’t handle it. They won’t be able to run to stupid grandma bc she doesn’t understand the vr OR the switch bc she’s a bitch who hates me.

Ok

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If you don’t have any advice or something productive to say then I don’t want you to post here, sorry

Based. Your standing up for yourself like a real man should, and that is alpha. They should respect you . They sound like cunts. Hopefully time fly and they don't ruin your weekend user

lives at home, complains about the non-rent costs he occasionally has to pay for the privilege.

Listen up, man baby. The rest of us are working our asses off, so take your 'gift' PS VR, and cram it sideways up your way to tight sphincter.

(Yes, this is probably bait, but fuck, NEETs are the goddamned worst Entitled do nothing shitbags ever.)

OP is a faggot

lol

Biting on this bait. Nigga you're supposedly a grown ass man and you are getting upset because some kids want to play your video games. If this is your no. 1 problem in life as a grown man you should be happy because you have it pretty good.

your younger brother is turning 30 and your mad because kids will use your toys haha

Just try to convince your mom to not be a bitch or go with your plan and pretend its broken or take a piece out of it, one that can easily be put back in, and put it back together when they leave.
Biggest faggot I’ve ever seen

OP here. That’s not how gifts work though. Once someone gives it to you it’s yours. Period. I don’t have to pay rent, I mow the lawn, wash the dishes, clean the windows and take out the trash. I earn my keep like a man

Quit being a crybaby pussy and buy your own shit

b8

Zack is that you ?

then move out you fucking faggot

/thread. Moving on boys

> what is a woman's job

Move out or buy out their mortgage you underage faggot

I think that’s what I’m gonna do. I could also break it discretely so as soon as one of the kids touches it I can say they broke it just like I thought they would and mom will have to buy me another and I’ll make sure she gets the pro

housekeeping like a bitch,

claims to be a man.

Sob like a fuckibg baby because you don't like people.

get fucking over it.

kek

Underage ban, go back to school retard

You are a fucking child.

You're mad your brother has a successful life and your mom allows you to be happy.

>Pic related ... It's you

Go make yourself happy, go be outside, enjoy life buddy. Don't complain about insignificant problems

She bought you the switch and shes the bitch? Sounds like you need to grow up and be a man you crybaby faggot.

OP made new pasta for everyone!!!!!!!

That picture was unexpected

Like a man, lol

You dont earn shit. I put my nose on the grindstone at 16. I support my family, and my retired mother in her own apartment. You dont know what a day of hard work is because youve never had one.

You sound like a child.
P.S: Makes you look like a huge fag.
Grow up. This is not Tumblr.

Just kill yourself.
Not in an edgy Sup Forums response way.
Not being funny or ironic.
Kill yourself.

>Hurr Durr it's b8
I don't care. Kill yourself.

>Keeps up the pretence troll reply
Again. Don't care. Kill yourself.

literally kill yourself

gr8 b8 m8, 8/8. now if this were real you know what you have to do. are your parents gun owners?

My life is way better than my brothers. I take the red pill when it comes to the game of life. I choose to live my life instead of being a wage slave in a suit and tie

Fill your diaper with poopoos and screech

kek

1.) grow up,
2.) get a job,
3.) move your ass outta mom's house.

4.) nobody fucks with your PS VR.

See?

If I were your mom I'd be so ashamed of you I'd bring you over to one of those shows like Maury, just to have a DNA test done, because being this much of a faggot, I'd doubt you were my son.

1.Get a job
2.Move out of your mother house
3.Stop acting like you are 8

Just tell little brother if his shit stains break your shit or even taint it he's buying you new shit, he gets to keep the broken shit.

I fully support you.

Mom won’t buy me another one unless it’s REALLY broken. I honestly don’t want them to scratch it up with there razor sharp child nails and scuff it with their stupid blinking shoes. I’m hiding the waffles too and I’m gonna put some decoy blueberry waffles in the box just Incase they find it

Wow you are such a faggot.
Do you have a kik? I'd pound that ass so hard you'd come out of the closet with hemorrhoids.

no, tell your brother that they cant use it unless he's willing to pay for it if they fuck it.

Is your mom single because I would love to become your stepdad and beat the shit out of you

Let them use and pretend they break it and get really mad but pretend you're trying to hold back on being mad then spend the rest of the night pretending to try to fix it then look at those fuckers with death stare

I don’t really have any tools really, just a wrench and a hammer. I’ll have them both in my hand pretending like I’m fixing the ps4 so they bad.

You crazy OP. Your fucking GBP are at risk here, you better play it cool. You finna lose your chicken tendies privileges at this point. I admire your conviction but God damn that's risky.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha shaft a cactus you dumb cunt and learn to fucken share you disgraceful selfish piece of garbage : ^)

Cool troll, bro.

If not an actual troll...then, "bc they're crybabies who can't handle it."

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Oh shit

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was me

Listen, asshole. You're a NEET. That means, you're a LOSER. A big fucking nobody loser. Go get a job, move out, and buy your own shit.

My family has a NEET in it, can't wait for him to find out what happens when his folks die - no inheritance, will tells him he got it while alive in free rent and board. I'm executor, I know.

Move out you fucking leech!

>Newfags:
>The Thread

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>this is my first day on /b
>i expect ifunny tier ylyl threads, shota, and no normies

Tits or GTFO.

Just make a shirt with a large print of that redhead of yours and you won't need to worry about sharing your stuff.

Wow,not true. I have a weekly chore list and that’s full time job on its own pretty much. I have social anxiety so I’m disabled and can’t work a real job without getting stressed out which leads to a mental breakdown. I’m should be getting approved a for disability this year bc the 3rd attempt you usually get a yes. Then I’ll have my own salary

Check your privileges you candy-ass

>You're a NEET. That means, you're a LOSER

>the loser is the guy NOT working ten hours a day for a shitty paycheck

This isn't the 1970s where the average salary could get you a pretty decent life. All you get now if you work your ass off is more bills and some cunt wife/ cunt girlfriend who'll make your life miserable. Anyone stupid enough to work when they can get by with coasting deserves their heart attack. And if you think the opinion of other people who work their asses off at shitty jobs means anything then you're the biggest fucking moron of all.

Sounds like typical Amerifag loser who wants to suck off the teat of social services. No motivation to improve himself, and a lack of integrity to do the right thing and stop being a burden.

Social anxiety??? And doing nothing but taking money from the government? The DSM-V lists "cognitive behavioral therapy" as a treatment. Did you even give it a shot before putting your hand out and expecting the rest of us to pander to your wants? You don't deserve a PS4-VR.

Oh, crap...I took the bait, didn't I? Goddammit!!!! I fell for your cool troll ways.

Fuck you! Say whatever the fuck we want or don't post here. How old are you, anyway, sad muthafukkah!!! Oh, I know, you have something wrong with you, right? Mental illness? Retarded? Autism? Asperger's? C'mon, fess up!!!

> (You)
> Wow,not true. I have a weekly chore list
> I have social anxiety so I’m disabled

I have two jobs AND all the 'chores' that go into home ownership.
That's not a disability, unless you're a Berniefag socialist cuck.

You're a selfish asshole. That's the diagnosis. And, an asshole. That's worth saying twice.

this..this is pasta, right?

are your parents proud that you're going to be labelled as mentally handicapped?

A true man knows there's absolutely nothing wrong with doing housekeeping if you give half a fuck about who you share a home with. And no, I'm not wearing a fedora, and my neck is cleanly shaven.

You act like you know me or something. I actually am a very hard worker and always finish what I start, my dad says I’m a go getter and when I when I go back to school for video game design everybody better watch out.

Ok can we not be a faggot today

Nice.

You people are jerks. The whole point of my post went right over everyone’s head like usual. You can’t take back a gift! I get to decide who uses the ps vr, regardless of who pays the electric bill, I’m sure it’s only a few bucks a month to run it.

Man up baby boy. Stop being a victim cunt.

Thinking that most people are working 10+hrs/day... LOL
I work 7.5 + a flexible, i set the hours second job. I own a house and two nice new cars, because wife and I both work. Anyone with a good post-secondary skilled job can do it. Between her and I are three degrees and four professional certificates. Get your shit together, and make money, assholes. MAGA.

fffaaaaggggooottt

Proof?

I fall into this category.
Can't stop me, fag

Lmao,sounds like you're butthurt that you're YOUNGER brother is obviously vastly superior and you are a major loser. You fucking basement dwelling loser.. go ask mom for your nuggets and mountain dew..

I hate Mountain Dew and I eat frozen Boston market chicken pot pies bc I’m a man not a boy. Nuggets are for kids

OP your moms tits must be so dry from all the milk you keep sucking.

how fucking old are you grandpa?

All of your crybaby posts about how oppressive your mom is against you and your freeloading lifestyle. That's sufficient proof of your epic shittyness and faggotry (of the non gay sex variety. Most actual fags I know are far more capable of paying their own way.)

>come UP from Seattle
fucking Canuck

This sounds like something straight out of step brothers. Fucking pathetic

Old enough that I know what work is. Gen X, not some entitled millenial or total subhuman post-Millenial garbage tween. I won't have SocSec or Medicare; the Boomers and Millenials are pulling some great carve-out legislation, so if I want to survive, and thrive, and maybe retire before death, I gotta work. You should try it.

So, you're a perpetual angst-ridden teenager? You sound like a little bitch. You're pathetic.

Eh he prolly lives in Lynnwood or Everett. There are miles and miles of worthless faggots in between seattle and canada

Gr8 b8 m8, r8 8/8

Maybe you should move out of your parents basement you fucking degenerate, then you wouldn't have to share your stuff when your relatives come to visit.

>also sage

Go back to you log, trap, and shota threads faganon.

oUHhhh weekly chores? Kill yourself

I think you're upset because it seems like your brother has a great life, and you don't.

The animosity you feel towards your mother (vice/versa) is due to your inability to achieve results in life.

Your mom just hopes for a good time with the family using the gifts she got you as a means. She feels that it's a good way for you to be part of things.

Understand that ultimately, parents don't really hate you. Ironically, parents can be the one thing on this earth that hurt you the most, because they feel you're an extension of them.

I'm just giving you insight into your situation. I can't offer advice, because despite not living with my mom anymore, she successfully killed any semblance of love I could have for her. She regrets it, as most moms would (I assume). But my problem is my inability to forgive over and over again. It's my burden. I'll live with it.

What's your burden, op?

Your insight is worthless you faggy wannabe psychology nechbeard. OP is trolling

>younger brother who is 30
>stays with us
Nigga you livin with your mom?