When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU ITS OVER
Jackson Walker
okay
Nathan Hill
Pfffft VR will make that shit realistic soon enough
Ryder Adams
Yes. In life, some win and some lose. At this point I really don't care.
David Lee
whatever, I smoke weed with girls from my french class and can get a boyfriend whenever I want (user is a faggot)
Tyler Bennett
get off Sup Forums
Nathaniel Brooks
Get off Sup Forums and start playing whatever sport guys your age are playing. Become really good at it.
David Ortiz
MODS
Brandon King
Jokes on you I still did both, except sports fuck sports. But yeah glad I still experienced that young virgin pussy when I was young, still the best thing in life to date!
Thomas Morales
get underage b& m8
Kevin Flores
>tfw when OP is a virgin and lives in his basement eating his own shit and mixing it with pee and vomit and saliva, and then using that as lubricant to jack off to traps while eating hot pockets
Isaiah Morgan
Or you can become rich as all hell. Money and power can make EVERYTHING better. As for not being able to bang a virgin in high school, you can get your pick of Eastern European virgins with enough money.
Pic related I AM SO EDGY
Isaiah Myers
I'm not getting off Sup Forums.
Leo Stewart
shiiit, you actually beaten the system
Juan Gutierrez
you are because you are getting b&
Alexander Wood
For the love of God. Just get off Sup Forums and leave your basement. Do not use many hours in front of the computer anymore. Get new friends.
Jose Bell
Coolio
Liam Robinson
bump
Jace Cruz
But, why? My generation is full of cancer, everybody thinks they're the shit. Like wtf, Sup Forums is actually a pretty nice place, i saw the rekt threads, rape threads I was shocked by them but at the end, I ffelt like home
Christopher King
The guys who were the "cool jocks" back in high school are now severely tedious human beings, working jobs they despise, have wives that hate them, and without exception have achieved nothing of note in life.
These guys, who seemed destined for glory ended up wallowing in piss-water existence.
Benjamin Rivera
I didn’t know I was on r9k
Isaiah Smith
this pasta is shit
Xavier Price
you missed op's point. his point is the best part of life is teenage years
Daniel Gomez
no it's not. being a teenager was lame.
Angel Barnes
...
Elijah Barnes
living expense free as a teenager was fun for me. wish i was a hung jock when i was a teenager. now i'm just an average adult that pays bills
Oliver Wood
Because you were lame playing video games and jerking off to porn while other guys were fucking hot girls.
Daniel Wood
>OP peaked in highschool, Now works a shit job, overweight, with no ambitions.
Nah life doesn't begin till you're out of that. Then you bang experienced cougars who think you're a porn star while making a killing on the stock market
Zachary Diaz
But user, that's exactly what I was doing at that age. When I wasnt shitposting on Sup Forums anyways.
You mean you DIDNT do that?
Lucas Bennett
>you can get your pick of Eastern European virgins with enough money. Is there a web site where I order my virgin? Please link it up.
Levi Collins
>every nation in the world and everyones life throughout time is measured by American culture
Hunter Cook
Dude, when I was 10, I lost my virginity. I played football, baseball, and soccer, on school teams, and in the neighborhood. It's all we did, all day, all year. (Except in late winter, of course.) I was always pretty popular with the girls in school. I wasn't alpha, per se, though. Whatever that means. I didn't really make friends, either. I just tried to be the class clown, and my jokes always landed with the girls. I had my neighborhood friends, and that was enough.
Angel Peterson
>When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Bullshit - even then I was fucking fat - but I had sex
Alexander Moore
in highschool i just studied and had fun with my friends, fucked a bitch or two but that's it
Carson Cook
this
Parker Flores
You belong here. You've integrated well. One day, you'll be an oldfag.
Jace Stewart
you're an adult who tries to validate yourself based on the kid you were in highschool. sad.
Jason Allen
someone peeked in high school
Brandon Bailey
The girls at the age of 15 are very immature. So I'm pretty sure there is nothing I missed out on.
Michael Parker
i fucked a 15 year old when i was 19, she wasn't a virgin, she was loose as fuck
Nolan Bell
I was a virgin till 26. I'm 29 now and have had wild sex and even orgies with 26 girls now, some of em genuinely stunning.
It's not over, believe me. Things can change. You can change.
