What now? I’ve never had a black chick before

What now? I’ve never had a black chick before

Pray your dick isn't laughable compared to the niggas she's been with

Dubs gets to type what to say next

Don't go down on her
Double bag it
Get used to the smell of menthols and black and milds
Bring chicken

It’s 7.5 inches but I’m on antidepressants so don’t know how that will turn out

Obsessed
I hope you accept your homosexuality

"Look, I'm getting tired of all this 'Mr. Wolf' shit. Wanna meet up so I can hit you with my meat cleaver?"

Same as normal relationship
Be happy before it falls apart
Experience new things

tell her you want to lick her ass

Will you let me crack a whip or two on your back?

rolling for this

This

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I do have a rather small penis, but I think the fact that I am a vegan atheist who watches Rick and Morty makes up for it. :3

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Just a heads up I was born a woman but I identify as a man. The hormones made my clit grow like a penis though. So no worries!

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You ever been bleached?

Screw that Mr Wolf shit. Let's play slave and slave master like our ancestors did.

God you guys suck. I haven’t been laid in 3 years, can you guys give me some legitimate tips?

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you're in the wrong place for actual advice, newfag

yeah nigga, let me eat that chocolate mamma!

I’ve been here since 2010 candyass, nice try though

Take your dick.
Stick it in her vagina.
Sex tips.

so, do you like hip-hop? Or any other African-American activities? I for instance love watching the MBA, that Denzel Curry is a real rascal :)

rerolling myself, since this threat is dead

have you ever had white dick before?

This would work

You should be scared. When I catch you I’m gonna fuck you in the ass

I BEG YOU OP. TYPE "RUN NIGGER RUN" IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING LEGENDARY

This is what you reply with.

"#?"

Simple. Then text her, make some small talk, hint at meeting. Meet her, fuck. Profit.

You better be ready when I catch you!
She is ready to play man.

You're asking Sup Forums for advice on how to get laid??

Show me her photos, man. I want to imagine what it feels like to have looks and actually have a shot at this life.

Sheeeeeiit. You getting laid son!

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you should be warned that black people tend to smell horrible like its a mix between garlic and dick cheese, pray to god she take a shower before meeting or get a cold so you block the strong smell

Oh run nigga run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigga run well you better get away
Run nigga run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigga run well you better get away
Nigga run nigga flew
Nigga tore his shirt in two
Run run the patty roller will get you
Run nigga run well you better get away
Nigga run, run so fast
Stoved his head in a hornets nest
Run nigga run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigga run well you better get away
Nigga run through the field
Black slick coal and barley heel
Run nigga run the pattyroller will get you
Run nigga run well you better get away
Some folks say a nigga won't steal
I caught three in my corn field
One has a bushel
And one has a peck
One had a rope and it was hung around his neck
Run nigga run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigga run well you better get away
Run nigga run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigga run well you better get away
Oh nigga run and nigga flew
Why in the devil can't a white man chew
Run nigga run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigga run well you better get away
Hey Mr. Patty roller don't catch me
Catch that nigga behind that tree
Run nigga run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigga run well you better get away
Nigga run, run so fast
Stoved his head in a hornets nest
Run nigga run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigga run well you better get away
Nigga run, run so fast
Nigga, he got away at last
Run nigga run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigga run well you better get away

Have you ever had a white dick beat you, black and blue like a nightstick?

Just remember, everythings beyter on a cracker