You wake up and see this dick next to you.
>wat do?
btw its attached to a 6'0 165lb muscular body
You wake up and see this dick next to you.
>wat do?
btw its attached to a 6'0 165lb muscular body
Tell the Faggat to put it away Cunt!
do a 360 and walk away
Ask him if he takes or receives.
Sit on it. Make it fit
uncut only, sorry
Compare sizes.
Then frot
Tell Daddy I'll take care of him, again.
>6 foot? 165 pounds
He's got the height, but weighs like a fucking manlet. I'll just kick him out of my room.
Ha ha! You call that a penis? It was totally unable to block me! What is it's schtoyle?
Slap it till it cums
suck it til he or she cums in me
or this
Worship it for the next hour and then beg you to fuck me silly.
Suck it till he cumz in my mouth
>165lb
Suck on it until he cums in my mouth.
gargle that cock
>165 lb 6' twig boy
im uncut and mine looks almost exactly like that when hard
its almost like you havent seen many dicks..
>Muscular
I'd like to though
could you post yours?
Doesn't matter how it looks when it's hard. When it's soft, it looks like a fucking sand worm from Dune and it ain't getting anywhere near my mouth with all that dick cheese and hidden disease.
And yeah, I've seen plenty of cocks.
>pic related, your hideous uncut sand worm
Suck it. Duh
Hope my pussy is deep enough.
leave immediately and press charges because i was obviously drugged and possibly raped by a stranger.
Ugh... With morbid obesity like that, I doubt he'd be doing either with you.
>
quit fat shaming gtfo loser
>ask him if he takes or receives
didn't know the two were different
Reach into my nightstand drawer, pull out my ppq, and blow that head clean off.
One shot, one kill.
At 6ft 165lbs is anything but muscular lol
>retard
quit being an ableist fuck gtfo loser
165muscular. thats a controversy. but anyway that cock is fucking hot id suck it hard
gtfo fag
quit being homophobic gtfo loser
>1. Suck it
>2. Put in ass
>3. Receive intense sexual pleasure
>4.Get a load of this guy
ask a nigga why hes in my house
6'0"
165lb
>muscular
quit being so judgemental of losers gtfo meanie
don't be judgemental of mean people
>165
> muscular
Choose one bitch, I'm also 6ft, but I'm a lean 215 lbs. I only have a 5" dick though.
don't tell me what to do
frotting is unironically the best option
>don't tell me what to do
NO YOU dont tell me what to do!
what did you just do, why should i not do what you don't want me to do if you won't even do it yourself?!!
because then you would have won
well i want to win
>well i want to win
NO I want to win
too bad i already won
NO I WON AND ANYTHING YOU SAY NEXT IS NOT TRUE
fine i didnt win
no i revoke the previous rule deeming you're previous statement to be true
i revoke you're ability to revoke previous rules
you don't have that power fool
yes i do fool
but... that's a better weight than most American men. At least he's not a fat fuck
no
yes
no
yes
Tits or gtfo
no
>being this retarded
Most welterweights are about 160-170 and are shredded. kys
yes and it doesn't matter what you say next i still win
itt jealous fat fuck Americans who think 160 pounds is bad for 6'0"
I'm 6'2" 160 and I'm a healthy weight for my height.
laugh at the pathetic size and weird shape.
no it does matter what you say next i still win
oh it does matter, ok that means i win
no i still win
no i still win
it doesn't matter to both of us right, so we both win right?
yes congr
congrats bro
>165lbs
>muscular
pick one, op
Fuck the both of you, I WIN!
>both of you
implying it's two people
you dont know what the fuck youre talking about. a shredded 160 pounder at 6ft is a fucking twig.
he is probably that nigger that thinks he is ronnie coleman because he can see his bland abs from starving daily.
>165
>Muscular
Pick one
except 160 is a healthy weight for that height
stay mad faggot, skinny guys are what young sluts drool over.
listen since no one but ourselves decide who wins can't we all win together?
Pretty sure it was implied before my reply...
Go to kitchen, kill him, cut off his dick, attach it to mine, I have the upper hand now.
>implying you're not talking to the author