You wake up and see this dick next to you

You wake up and see this dick next to you.

>wat do?

btw its attached to a 6'0 165lb muscular body

Tell the Faggat to put it away Cunt!

do a 360 and walk away

Ask him if he takes or receives.

Sit on it. Make it fit

uncut only, sorry

Compare sizes.

Then frot

Tell Daddy I'll take care of him, again.

>6 foot? 165 pounds
He's got the height, but weighs like a fucking manlet. I'll just kick him out of my room.

Ha ha! You call that a penis? It was totally unable to block me! What is it's schtoyle?

Slap it till it cums

suck it til he or she cums in me
or this

Worship it for the next hour and then beg you to fuck me silly.

Suck it till he cumz in my mouth

>165lb

Suck on it until he cums in my mouth.

gargle that cock

>165 lb 6' twig boy

im uncut and mine looks almost exactly like that when hard
its almost like you havent seen many dicks..

>Muscular

I'd like to though
could you post yours?

Doesn't matter how it looks when it's hard. When it's soft, it looks like a fucking sand worm from Dune and it ain't getting anywhere near my mouth with all that dick cheese and hidden disease.
And yeah, I've seen plenty of cocks.
>pic related, your hideous uncut sand worm

Suck it. Duh

Hope my pussy is deep enough.

leave immediately and press charges because i was obviously drugged and possibly raped by a stranger.

Ugh... With morbid obesity like that, I doubt he'd be doing either with you.

>
quit fat shaming gtfo loser

>ask him if he takes or receives

didn't know the two were different

Reach into my nightstand drawer, pull out my ppq, and blow that head clean off.
One shot, one kill.

At 6ft 165lbs is anything but muscular lol

>retard

quit being an ableist fuck gtfo loser

165muscular. thats a controversy. but anyway that cock is fucking hot id suck it hard

gtfo fag

quit being homophobic gtfo loser

>1. Suck it
>2. Put in ass
>3. Receive intense sexual pleasure
>4.Get a load of this guy

ask a nigga why hes in my house

6'0"
165lb
>muscular

quit being so judgemental of losers gtfo meanie

don't be judgemental of mean people

>165
> muscular

Choose one bitch, I'm also 6ft, but I'm a lean 215 lbs. I only have a 5" dick though.

don't tell me what to do

frotting is unironically the best option

>don't tell me what to do
NO YOU dont tell me what to do!

what did you just do, why should i not do what you don't want me to do if you won't even do it yourself?!!

because then you would have won

well i want to win

>well i want to win
NO I want to win

too bad i already won

NO I WON AND ANYTHING YOU SAY NEXT IS NOT TRUE

fine i didnt win

no i revoke the previous rule deeming you're previous statement to be true

i revoke you're ability to revoke previous rules

you don't have that power fool

yes i do fool

but... that's a better weight than most American men. At least he's not a fat fuck

no

yes

no

yes

Tits or gtfo

no

>being this retarded

Most welterweights are about 160-170 and are shredded. kys

yes and it doesn't matter what you say next i still win

itt jealous fat fuck Americans who think 160 pounds is bad for 6'0"

I'm 6'2" 160 and I'm a healthy weight for my height.

laugh at the pathetic size and weird shape.

no it does matter what you say next i still win

oh it does matter, ok that means i win

no i still win

no i still win

it doesn't matter to both of us right, so we both win right?

yes congr

congrats bro

>165lbs
>muscular
pick one, op

Fuck the both of you, I WIN!

>both of you
implying it's two people

you dont know what the fuck youre talking about. a shredded 160 pounder at 6ft is a fucking twig.

he is probably that nigger that thinks he is ronnie coleman because he can see his bland abs from starving daily.

>165
>Muscular

Pick one

except 160 is a healthy weight for that height

stay mad faggot, skinny guys are what young sluts drool over.

listen since no one but ourselves decide who wins can't we all win together?

Pretty sure it was implied before my reply...

Go to kitchen, kill him, cut off his dick, attach it to mine, I have the upper hand now.

>implying you're not talking to the author