Washington Wizards vs Boston Celtics Playoffs Game 1

First game of the second round of the eastern conference playoffs.

>Manlet vs Wall who wins?
>Live updates on John Wall status

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Celtics suck ass

>mfw wiz go up 2-0 then Wall gets injured

>Bombston calls itself the greatest sports city in the nation
>Arena is half empty on game 1 of the eastern conference semis
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>already down 9-0
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Celtics getting exposed

The manlet's winning it all this year

>"chyna lived all gas no brakes" - isaiah thomas' mother at chyna's funeral

what did she mean by this?

inb4 Gortat pushes Horford's shit in

IT'S OVER

STOP THE FIGHT

>down 9-0
>not even 2 minutes in
ok good start celtics good start

Yeah this series is over

Washington is already feasting inside and have waaaay more firepower than Shitcago

> AWashington sports team
> The most irrelevant of them all

> A Boston sports team
> The mightiest sports town in America

Too late already

What's the shook status of Wall?

Is the series Ogre already? I had the Wiz winning in 6 with Bos taking games 1 and 5

BASED GODTAT

>feel like you should enjoy basketball because it has entertaining personalities, two handed hanger dunks, and shooting and stealing.

Help me like basketball Sup Forums. Give me some tips.

I was going to watch the game but apparently it's already over.

>STILL NO FUCKING POINTS

Why is Horford so fucking soft?

It should be illegal to be such a bitch.

Not shook at all m8. He's finna expose the manlet

are the celtics going to score this series?

Celtics getting DESTROYED.

Be a Wizards fan

is Boston shook?

Holy shit the celties are getting btfo bad. Don't worry tho they'll win games 3-6

B A S E D

/OURTEAM/

>1st seed
>0-14

IT'S ALMOST A 18-1 SCORELINE

>18-1

>16-0
>the city of Bombston

Why should I be a Wizards fan user?

THIS IS FUCKING EMBARRASSING

WORST 1 SEED EVER

Celtix getting BTFO

how is Gortat seen at home?

how can the NBA change this bullshit draw foul off the screen in 3 point range meme that's been plaguing the league all season and even moreso these playoffs

Are these Celtics the worst performing 1 seed in playoff history?

I HATE those 3 point fouls so much

great start for the Wizards, now let's hold onto it

This tbqh Wiz confirmed for /ourguys/

>Mario's face right now

Dude I am Croatian in Austria. Gortat is Polish

what the fug :(

*gulp*

/nba/...I think Wall is unshook

We were wrong again lads

>1-9 FG

What the actual fuck

nigga unshook as fuck

arr yuros rook same

They always have been. Some shirty fi ever meme turned Sup Forums against the ELITE PG John Wall.

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>5.30 min
>first field basket
>1st seed

mfw watching wall drive on thomas and realising he'll do this all game

how many years till Germany is partitioned between France, Poland and England lads?

reminder REAL elite PGs eat dog food

all this boston penis obsession is glorious

stay butthurt faggots. your (((team))) will never win shit

the celtics will go on a 20-4 run when the wizards bench comes on

Wizards v Warriors incoming?

pretty sure he lurks Sup Forums and decided to go god mode this season and post-season to absolutely BTFO /nba/

oh fuck did isaiah lose a tooth?

when the fuck did IT lose a tooth

>its an IT has to do everything to win us a game episode

>after having come in past midnight from a funeral for his sister yesterday

I hate the rest of this team

>warriors making the finals

>KNOCKED HIS TOOTH OUT

LMAO

Who /Toothless IT/ here?

>toothless IT

lmao the dwarf got his tooth knocked out

Holy shit IT

losing teeth is fucking awful

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children lose their baby teeth at some point

Isaiah Thomas smile status: SHOOK apparently

i think that was some tnt bullshit

god i hate this fucking network... besides area 21, that show is incredible

>Knocked his fucking tooth out

Nice job refs

Awww he's growing up so fast :3

WHY DOES HE HAVE A TOOTH WHAT HAPPENED

>tooth gets knocked out
>hits 2 consecutive 3s

He's coming

He clearly lost one of his front teeth

the spurs aren't getting any early sunday games ugh

they should've been the halifax labradors or something desu

his tooth was so embarrassed when wall was clowning him they just jumped out.

people have teeth you mongoloid

>tfw no basketball gf

>Unfortunately not many smiles for him know, Mike

Holy shit JVG is a savage

holy shit. everything is stacked against this guy

Buy another tooth you rich motherfucker

>tfw she's 6'3

I'd love to con her into loving my Manlet ass so I could have athlete kids

>his teeth hold his power back
>this is not even his final form

Shoulda worn a mouth guard

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>i wish i was a girl so that she could be my GF

That tooth had a hard life.

F.

Gortat feasting

GOATat

Tooth fairy hello good time I like you

I bet Isaiah is angry as fuck. Celtics confirmed winners of game 1

ISAISH SOULD BE THE ONLY ONE TO SHOOT ON THIS TEAM

JESUS FUCK

Boston is going to try to chuck their way back in to the game. Look for some bail out calls from the refs as well

Spurs won't even beat the Rockets lol

Yes they will
Rockets a shit

I'd be shook desu.

losing teeth is my absolute worst nightmare

This is basketball Kino

>all this chucking

you can get a gold one

The wizards have the worst uniforms in the league, right?