When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU ITS OVER
Christian Moore
This is why you should never give yourself a lead paint enema
Christopher Powell
op we all know that you are projecting hard
Nolan Diaz
I don't know. Finishing ninja gaiden was very fun.
Michael Hill
i was a big time pot head but i fucked a few girls btfo with your wierd imagination that just goes to show WHY YOU ARE A VIRGIN WHO WISHES HE WAS A JOCK FAGG
Nicholas Roberts
Almost everyone I recognize from elementary - highschool got knocked up at 18 and pays everything with ebt.
Nolan Garcia
i might kill myself
Caleb Harris
Yes, I am totally jealous of 15 year olds /s
Jaxson Ross
OP thinks sex is the end all be all, proving in fact op is a fag
Cameron Fisher
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Nolan Kelly
>such sexual activities . >lays with his virgin gf >lie with your virgin
Nice try beta fag
half these douches ended up knocking these chicks up and either skipped town or ended up as single parents, turning into white trash.
wait till college kids then go nuts, atleast that way you'll fucking reach college
James Peterson
>Life is all about being YOUNG Guess how I know you're a manchild?
Dylan Walker
Got laid at 15 (7/10, went on to be with solid 9/10) and stopped playing football in 8th grade. Didn't play any sports.
I did drama, got good grades, played vidya, was really popular and was in really good shape (gym ~4 times a week).
You're a cuck if you play into stereotypes like this OP.
Luis Roberts
Some of the jocks at my school were pretty solid dudes who went on to do alright. But four out of five were just budding alcoholics who either knocked up their girlfriends and/or burned out, and went on to a life of fail. I always saw the porn/video games/weed circuit as a happy medium.
Gabriel Scott
If a greentext is wanted I’ll happily provide one but I lost my virginity at 15 to some chick who was a grade older than I. If you don’t want a greentext we snuck out and went to a house that was built and being sold that didn’t have furniture but lights, carpet and shit
Cameron Morales
High school was the best time of my life. I just can't seem to make friends like I used to. I've experienced most of what you've described but I think that having that experience is what makes me as depressed as I am. If the best times of your life are behind you why should you keep going. The only reason I don't kill myself is because I'm pretty sure there is nothing after death so I guess I might stick around for a bit, maybe things really do get better as they say.
Ethan Hernandez
>Being worried about something that happened over a decade ago I care why?
David White
FUCK LIFE FUCK BEING YOUNG. PLAY MORE VIDEO GAMES, DO DRUGS, FUCK THE WORLD HAIL ODIN
Elijah Parker
When I was 14 I was a complete beta male edge lord with anxiety and depression. I covered my room in naked anime women.
I was still fucking women. It's not that hard, and you don't need to be a chad.
Brayden Scott
I wasn't a jock in high school. I was barely noticeable. Graduated middle of my class. Wasn't in any clubs. I managed to snag me some decent tail because I knew how to talk to and respect females. I dated a cheerleader, soprano in choir, and a trombone player that later became a stripper.
There is nothing in your post that is even remotely correct.
Mason White
>When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. >Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . >It was over before it even began.
I didn't learn I was one of the >ATTRACTIVE males until I was in university. All my teenage life I had been paranoid I was a failure because I'd only fucked a few girls, while Chad McThundercock was ploughing a new skinny blonde every week. First year, I was dumbstruck to find most guys and most girls in my dorm were virgins, and I was suddenly The Sexy Dude Two Doors Down. It was surreal. With the exception of girls in "stable long term relationships" (they weren't, categorically their bfs either dumped them or cheated on them), everyone gave me the flirty eyes. I was living as the antagonist in a college coming-of-age flic.
It didn't make a difference in the long run, so all you virgins can feel smug in that my abs and my 8" dick never landed me a real career or a real wife (I only seem to attract golddigger milfs and sluts these days). No that's not a disguised brag, I'm actually pretty fucking lonely seeing as the only normal girl who hits on me is my roommate's gf. I'm underemployed, nobody wants someone with education in both biochemistry and analytical research. All my friends are underemployed or unemployed too so I don't feel that badly. But I'm going to remember first year uni forever. It's some small miracle I don't have any STI or scars from psycho chicks.
Caleb Nguyen
I get to have fun and they're miserable with underage parenthood.
Michael Hughes
things got better because people cherished marriage and starting a family, you had a role, people to provide for, look after and a place to truly belong,
making fat stacks climbing the corporate ladder only does so much, getting drunk and having a good time with ya ol' buds, only does so much, getting laid on the regular only does so much
Don't get me wrong that's shit is fucking great but you still go home alone and after years of the same shit, well, you'll find out when you get there.
there's a reason everyone's getting more depressed, they're encouraged to betray their nature and are left wanting and if they don't figure that out prior to 30-35 (especially for women), then the next 30-60 years is misery
Isaac Kelly
Speak for yourself, pleb.
Charles Gutierrez
When I was 15, I was browsing Sup Forums and releasing ambient idm on a new site called YouTube. I was happier doing that than I would have been having sex tbh
Ethan Davis
Life isn't a movie simp.
Kevin Morris
Fuck off OP, just because you are trying to trigger jimmy who lives down the street doesn't mean I give a fuck why don't you shut up and go to bed now.
Jason Reed
>ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. [citation needed]
Ryder Torres
all the jocks i know ended up being piss poor, lonely, and obese because they didn't make it to the NFL.
Gabriel Scott
I guess I just don't really have my life together. It's kind of hard to create a good life for yourself when inside you are crumbling to peices