Alright let's do this: I've got a few matches on tinder

Alright let's do this: I've got a few matches on tinder
Dubs and I'll post

Here's number two

Call them all slam pigs.

I’ll give you candy if you eat my asshole

Hey, you look cute! Wanna get some grub then go see a movie sometime this week?

ayeee dubs

Number 3

OP deliver

do it bitch

Wow, I'm really glad we matched. Now I can stop trying to suck my own dick, my back was really starting to hurt.

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how old is your dad?

If you don't fuck me right now I'm going to kill my self

lol

Get

Rerole

I got this gorilla dick nigga, i make dyke pussy wet

lel

kek roll

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I just wanna see some boobies

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Lol and I almost got quads

OP we have another winner

eat this dick you fucking whore

Can I tongue punch your cheesy cock socket? I'll pay.

GImMiE Some POowSieE Im SucH a Noice GoI

I just wanna cum on your lips and lick it up right after

She responded

I think I just murdered my parents. I mean...Theyre not moving anymore. Whatre you up to?

I thought about having your titties bounce around my face.

Come over to my place tomorrow

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RAWLING

Do you ever think before slurping down nigger cum?

Do you swallow?

>Saying the word grub
Dont be fucking autistic now, he wants to fuck her, not scare her off...

That's the kind of lip I get for speaking from the heart? Fucking cunt.

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"Sorry, I've been pretty bummed out since my sister moved out and we cant fuck anymore"

I GOT THAT BIG BLACK GORILLA DICK NIGGA I MAKE DYKE POOSIE WET AND ILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR DADDY AND MOOMIE

winrar!!!!

YES

don't miss these dubs op

Do you know how to get blood stains out of a wedding dress?

Can you ask your dad if I left my pepe dildo under his pillow? I can't find it anywhere

I just got done fucking my ass with my roommates dildo. Boy does my butthole hurt!

YES

Lel she's prob gonna block after this

If you don't suck my chubby 3 inch dick, I will find you and fucking kill you

Sorry, Im just really horny. I had sex for the first time last week. I still cant sit down!

keking roll

Reroll

winn

Hi how are you I like you look fine and delicate also lemme smash

I GOoT TEH GORILLA DIC NIGGER THO DESU AND I MAKE UR POOS POOS WET ILL RAPE UR FRieNDS IF YOU DON"T RESPOND DEsu

Good one lel

Is op still hur..? Dubs are goin unsent

DESU PICK ME DESU I AVE GORILLA DICK NIGGER AND I MAKE DYKE POOS POOS WET I INPALE YOU WItH PENAL LANCE AND ILL FUCKING MURDER YOUR KIDS DESU

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I already know where you live, maybe come over now?

kek

Sorry, my mom just died and I can't handle the stress.

top kek

My mom says that if I go out with a single living person that she'll take me to Disney land, what do you say?

OP here tryna get as many dubs in as I can

Aw shame, she ain't any good at comebacks that's for sure.

Come on now! We can roleplay a little rape!

With your consent of course because I'm feminist and I respect women!

Rerole

Keep rawling

But I got that gorilla dick tho, i make dyke poos poos wet. If you don't respond with tits i will find your mom and kill her desu~

Rolling for this

Im watching you right now
I can almost smell your hair

Waste of dubs

What if this person posts this shit on one of the tinder subreddits

"*Sits twiddling thumbs* I wonder which girl will have the glory of matching with me and becoming my girlfriend. *Laughs maniacally* OH this one looks nice. *Opens chat, and with a gulp*, He- Hel- Hello Miss, would you like to obtain dinner with me one of these fine nights? I'm a really nice guy. *Licks lips, and cocks a half smile*"

Plz

kek worst roll ever

My weenie never gets hard anymore now that my sister is gone. :(

Last roll

WINRAR!!!!!

I know where you live. Coming over in 10

Ayo hol up nigga I like my women just like I like my milk also I'll bake you some nuggets pls let me fug :D

Nice get

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win

Omg roll

Awesome post man

PLEASE OP< i Got tHAT GORILLA DIC NIGGER I MAKE THE DYKE POOS POOS WET

YAY OP DESU WILL PICK ME WITH MY MONKEY COCK

Nice

I mean my asshole is just shredded. My sphincter doesn't close anymore.

Roll

Nice dubs

OP here goin to bed
Well done bros

Roll

Ops gone

One of em must have actually bit. Hope he off gettin him dick wet.

Black people ruin everything

Quel prénom de merde.