Alright let's do this: I've got a few matches on tinder
Dubs and I'll post
Alright let's do this: I've got a few matches on tinder
Here's number two
Call them all slam pigs.
I’ll give you candy if you eat my asshole
Hey, you look cute! Wanna get some grub then go see a movie sometime this week?
ayeee dubs
Number 3
OP deliver
do it bitch
Wow, I'm really glad we matched. Now I can stop trying to suck my own dick, my back was really starting to hurt.
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how old is your dad?
If you don't fuck me right now I'm going to kill my self
lol
Get
Rerole
I got this gorilla dick nigga, i make dyke pussy wet
lel
kek roll
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I just wanna see some boobies
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Lol and I almost got quads
OP we have another winner
eat this dick you fucking whore
Can I tongue punch your cheesy cock socket? I'll pay.
GImMiE Some POowSieE Im SucH a Noice GoI
I just wanna cum on your lips and lick it up right after
She responded
I think I just murdered my parents. I mean...Theyre not moving anymore. Whatre you up to?
I thought about having your titties bounce around my face.
Come over to my place tomorrow
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RAWLING
Do you ever think before slurping down nigger cum?
Do you swallow?
>Saying the word grub
Dont be fucking autistic now, he wants to fuck her, not scare her off...
That's the kind of lip I get for speaking from the heart? Fucking cunt.
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"Sorry, I've been pretty bummed out since my sister moved out and we cant fuck anymore"
I GOT THAT BIG BLACK GORILLA DICK NIGGA I MAKE DYKE POOSIE WET AND ILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR DADDY AND MOOMIE
winrar!!!!
YES
don't miss these dubs op
Do you know how to get blood stains out of a wedding dress?
Can you ask your dad if I left my pepe dildo under his pillow? I can't find it anywhere
I just got done fucking my ass with my roommates dildo. Boy does my butthole hurt!
YES
Lel she's prob gonna block after this
If you don't suck my chubby 3 inch dick, I will find you and fucking kill you
Sorry, Im just really horny. I had sex for the first time last week. I still cant sit down!
keking roll
Reroll
winn
Hi how are you I like you look fine and delicate also lemme smash
I GOoT TEH GORILLA DIC NIGGER THO DESU AND I MAKE UR POOS POOS WET ILL RAPE UR FRieNDS IF YOU DON"T RESPOND DEsu
Good one lel
Is op still hur..? Dubs are goin unsent
DESU PICK ME DESU I AVE GORILLA DICK NIGGER AND I MAKE DYKE POOS POOS WET I INPALE YOU WItH PENAL LANCE AND ILL FUCKING MURDER YOUR KIDS DESU
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I already know where you live, maybe come over now?
kek
Sorry, my mom just died and I can't handle the stress.
top kek
My mom says that if I go out with a single living person that she'll take me to Disney land, what do you say?
OP here tryna get as many dubs in as I can
Aw shame, she ain't any good at comebacks that's for sure.
Come on now! We can roleplay a little rape!
With your consent of course because I'm feminist and I respect women!
Rerole
Keep rawling
But I got that gorilla dick tho, i make dyke poos poos wet. If you don't respond with tits i will find your mom and kill her desu~
Rolling for this
Im watching you right now
I can almost smell your hair
Waste of dubs
What if this person posts this shit on one of the tinder subreddits
"*Sits twiddling thumbs* I wonder which girl will have the glory of matching with me and becoming my girlfriend. *Laughs maniacally* OH this one looks nice. *Opens chat, and with a gulp*, He- Hel- Hello Miss, would you like to obtain dinner with me one of these fine nights? I'm a really nice guy. *Licks lips, and cocks a half smile*"
Plz
kek worst roll ever
My weenie never gets hard anymore now that my sister is gone. :(
Last roll
WINRAR!!!!!
I know where you live. Coming over in 10
Ayo hol up nigga I like my women just like I like my milk also I'll bake you some nuggets pls let me fug :D
Nice get
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win
Omg roll
Awesome post man
PLEASE OP< i Got tHAT GORILLA DIC NIGGER I MAKE THE DYKE POOS POOS WET
YAY OP DESU WILL PICK ME WITH MY MONKEY COCK
Nice
I mean my asshole is just shredded. My sphincter doesn't close anymore.
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Nice dubs
OP here goin to bed
Well done bros
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Ops gone
One of em must have actually bit. Hope he off gettin him dick wet.
Black people ruin everything
Quel prénom de merde.