Ask an employee who works at Burlington anything, I'm bored

Ask an employee who works at Burlington anything, I'm bored.

Why do you look like a rapist?

:^)

How are u doing

I'm still alive, so there's that.

You working now?

how often do you masturbate in the changing room at work

Nope, I got off about two hours ago, that's just the only picture I had of myself when I was actually working.

Come on, I do it on the toilet in the bathrooms like any rational person would.

why are you still alive

why aren't you running an elaborate creep shot /changing room operation?

Do you wear a shirt with the words "HELLO, I AM GAY" on it or do you just let your appearance speak for itself?

Do the millenial numale face
Gaping mouth and acting retarded like a bitch

Do you like older women?

Because dying doesn't sound preferable at this time.

Men don't work in the female changing rooms.

I wear the shirt, I like to be thorough.

That'd only work if I was one, faggot

Pretty old but I have a nice body

set up a camera fag. they make them smaller than your peepee these days

post tits bitch

Neat.

They make them nanoscopic?

yes they do, Daniel

How do I get something decent looking as a poor fag?

You really want to se them?

Whoever that is, sure. Also that doesn't sound worth it, I'm not into that fetish.

Depends on what you're looking for and how poor you are.

Sure, why not.

I worked there too. Worst fucking job ever.

First how old are you?

why Corey? what happened?

Has anyone ever told you that you have a very punchable face? If I saw you crossing the street I would speed up.

I just couldn't do it. It was so fucking boring I couldn't stand it. Walk around and re-fold towels and rugs. Tidy aisles and put things back on shelves. Make sure clothes are where they should be. It was mind numbing. Couldn't take it.

Whoa, you get fancy text? That's bullshit, we don't get that luxury, what years did you work there?

24

Yawn.

I need something to fap to. Can you post a shirtless pic and a cock pic?

I worked there for two months lol

Hello from store 7105 in Waterloo!

Ok

What's the meaning of life user?

Nobody wants to see The Two Inch Terror tonight, I'll decline.

Pffft, you only worked there two months and quit? What a bitch, I've been there for three Christmas seasons now.

Hello, I'd say my store number but that's suicide.

Nice tits.

My personal idea for the meaning of life is that your life is as meaningful as you make it out to be. Do well for yourself, have a big family, and don't give a shit about the little things.

Waterloo NY? I worked at store 585

you look like you are homeless. get a shave, hippie

Pffft yourself. That place isn't worth my time. I make more doing web development and off crypto than that place pays. Wasn't worth it.

I’d suck that 2 inch terror til you filled my mouth with cum.

Are you hairy? Let us see something

You like them ? I am very horny tonight hubby is away

Waterloo Ontario

>clearly groomed beard
>homeless
Those with poor eyesight should be hung.

Well I'm with you on that, I've been there nearly three years, I'm in a supervisor position, and only make about $10.14 an hour while I go to school.

Gross, I only fill up chick's mouths.

Yup, not bad.

Tell me how you would take me

The people there were cool and all but I just couldn't do the job. Hated it. No challenge no motivation to do well. Just busy work. Wasn't for me. Plus I think that manager wanted to fuck me. Which woulda been fine but he was awkward about it.

how many times have people told you that you look like slipped in the shower while masturbating? good god man get a haircut, get a shave. fuck you.

I'd pin you down and force myself down your throat til you couldn't take it any more and then I'd rim your ass to lube it up then fuck you like no tomorrow.

Hey BTW, do people constantly steal from your store? So many fucking niggers came to mine to just steal.

>those with poor eyesight should be hung

I cant see at all without my contacts but my peepee is average

Is your gf named Alondra?

I would love it I am fingering my pussy thinking about how bad I want to be fucked

I don't think so, Tim.

Pretty much the only reason I stay is because I like everyone I work with and it's close to home.

I don't even know what that first part means, did someone touch you as a child?

Hahaha! Wha a story, Mark!

Yup, niggers steal occasionally but I see the hispanics as a much bigger problem.

Don't pass on your poor genetics, people like you are the reason everyone around me wears glasses.

No, cool name though.

Is it okay if I download your photo and put it on gay porn sites as my avatar?

Not many Hispanics where I live luckily. Just fucking niggers.

Lemme see that pussy then I'll tell you how bad I wanna destroy it.

I worked at Burlington. What a shit show.

I was Youth and Baby full timer. So glad I left that place

I have the pics my hubby takes if you like i am on my laptop can't take a pic now you want one I have?

Absolutely, can you use this one though? I personally think its funnier.

As a supervisor, I get to catch ticket switchers, which is funny when you tell them the shit they're trying to buy has the wrong ticket on them. Of course anyone that knows anything about merchandising could do it, but most of my cashiers are pretty fucking stupid and none of them have ever worked on the floor.

This guy is not me.

We actually just got rid of our registry so that nightmare is gone.

I need to have an orgasim with you or whoever

Yes

Did you have to read & sign any company policy about posting on social media when you were first employed?

My favorite is when people put things in the clearance section that aren't on clearance then demand a mark down. Lol

Mske me orgasim

I didn't sign shit when I was hired, I don't even have a Facebook so it's not like that's a problem anyway.

Yup, though I usually kill them with kindness when they do that. It's not my job to bow down to the customer, that's the store manager's job otherwise he gets bitched at. The moral of the story is: if you whine and bitch and moan loud enough then eventually you'll get your way.

any annoying nignettes at your job giving you a hard time?

you look like you steal from the store and that you probably would put your penis into a pencil sharpner on a dare. one look at you tells me that you probably have a collection of gay porn hidden somewhere in your bedroom. My question is "Have you ever seen a girl naked in person?"

Not niggers, no. Two people have been fired on register for stealing though, surprise surprise, guess what color they were. There's this one old bitch that's also a supervisor who gives me shit even though I've worked there far longer, she swears I don't know what I'm doing.

Yawn.

I'd slurp the shit juices straight out of your fucking asshole

I shit you not..

Y-you too

you tell that bitch to fuck right off

2 dutch bouncers get their freak on in the sheets

I plan to, though I'd prefer things not to be awkward at work in the future. Shes been there about a year so she holds some credibility.

I... What?

Yep. It's bullshit. I once called someone on it because I saw them do it and they just walked away.

You can't accuse customers of shit at my store, the managers will actually reprimand you for it. You could see a man put $200 worth of cologne in his leather jacket and is about to walk out the door, but if you call the cops on him you get fired.

I can only tolerate so much from a person. If a person is bossing me around telling to do shit I already know how to do or acting dickish I would fucking tell at them. I do that shit at my job and nobody fucks with me. let the one faggot try.

One time I noticed a nigger was spending way too much time in the changing room, told a manager, was told I couldn't do anything. He stole almost $500 worth of shit. Ripped the sensors off in the changing room. Such bullshit that you can't do anything.

how often do ya shite yer tracky dacks?

it's called calling the cops faggot

Yup, that's Burlington policy. You can't call the cops until they're out the door, doing so will get you fired. You're just supposed to give them "great customer service."

She's pretty much just an old bat. She has everyone fooled into liking her though. Pretty sure she hates me because I came into work one time with my MAGA hat on.

What?

droppin' a hottie in yer trackies

We speak English in my country, faggot.

nah.
yer just soil yer jorts

Best way to steal shit from your store

Ew

Pick it up and walk out without paying for it, they can't do a fucking thing about it. Preferably do it at a store not-nearby and one you have no intentions of going into again because they keep a file on known thieves from the cameras.

do you wee behind the counter secretly when serving customers?

That coat factory?

Sometimes I forget that I'm on Sup Forums.

Yes, that's not the name anymore, but yes.

do you like futa?

It's alright.

gay

how many dick are in your chick while you are at work you think?

How do we stop the death of the universe?

can i kick you in the balls, it's what i feel like doing after seeing your stupid face

do you drop logs in the changing rooms?

Yeah, but traps aren't.

>implying

There is no stopping it, just enjoy the ride.

Yawn.

No, I did have someone piss in the men's fitting room one time though.

homo in denial

ur mom gay

...

I fucked a bitch in a macys fitting room once