*sigh* I thought this shit was over when I left middle school, or at least high school...

*sigh* I thought this shit was over when I left middle school, or at least high school. I'm a first year in college and my intro english prof is an autist who requires we "decorate a notebook and make it scream YOU!" How the fuck am I supposed to do this shit? Help me out Sup Forumsros, dubs adds an image to front. Nothing profane/porn/gore/racist/ degenerate etc. Sorry to be stringent but my school is full of sjews so I need to keep a low profile

Cover it in pepe and memes, that'll fucking show the cockwad

Draw a big ass wall or a dickbutt errbody lives dickbutts

Hey bud, not sure if youve ever seen a meme in print, but i can guarantee itll make you want to kill yourself.

make le epic meem, everyone is going to like you trust me

Don't forget about your love for Sonic.

I like the wall idea. I could make it look like brick and come up with difference reasons based on the person "im just another brick in the wall" or "i put up walls around me emotionally" or some pussy shit

bleed on it
make it you

you have yet to learn the first rule of college: just soullessly do whatever retarded shit is required and keep a straight face the whole time. Spend as little time on it as possible so you can go study something serious like math

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Put a massive pepe on the front, I'm sure your classmates will love it.

Paint it solid black and tell him it's a reflection of your soul.

Maybe you shouldn't have majored in womens studies

Rollin

Im a STEM guy so yeah i feel this. I just want to go back to calc iii goddamn this fluffy shit is foreign to me
Minimal effort, moderate edge, maximum fashion potential. I like. Re roll until someone else gets it

Cover it in a mixture of blood, saliva, jizz, drugs, and porn.

Put a big dick on the cover. You can get away with it in college

add this pic

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reroll, plus i have no idea what those books are

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>not understanding that HASS requirements exist regardless of major
Hows that GED treating you

FOLLOW THE RULES YOU WASTED DUBS
-OP

Put a picture of Kramer from Seinfeld yelling "Nigger" on it

image of pepe
white glue
green glitter
WIN

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Winrar.

Rollin for pic related (OP never said it would be just one pic)

Rolling for this

Hehehehe

they have paper in them, idiot. you write on the paper.

they're called composition books. they're a dollar each. that design has been classic for decades.

You wouldn't do it anyway.

roll

last time

Roll
Also, you got dubs, so put a screen cap of this thread on it

I did english and anthropology (archaeology specifically) like every other science major and did just fine. 2 terms of english and 3 terms of anthro fulfilled my arts reqs and I saw a dead native.

winrar

Cant do anything remotely controversial, sorry m9. Prof "used to like the cowboys until that shit sat down and got benched"
I'll try to work it in somehow

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Cool, thanks for explaining what is a book to me and why you are a faggot for having to decorate them

Backwards swastika. Say its some buddist symbol or some other gay shit.

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>Moderate edge
>MAXIMUM FUKN CRINGE

Seriously really think it I'm already visualizing you as a fat neckbeard who chuckles at his own notebook soul anologies in front of his classmates.

Nice.

Also add....

Keep rolling my dudes. I'll try to work in rule-following dubs so far, but haven't seen anything for the whole notebook

Reeeeeroll

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This just cut the bottom half

Moderate edge meaning its an edgy joke but ridiculous enough to be taken as a joke, I don't want to scare people off lol

WINRAR

What a waste

Reroll Or some retro shit

Right, so basically nothing anybody on here has saved.

>rollin for this

Fucking dubz. This is why I don't gamble.

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Leave it blank, and when the professor says something about it, say "I'm open to new ideas, and I don't need to project myself or my interests to you or anyone else. I'm here to learn, not 'be myself'."

Do a word cloud of the words that best describe the assignment. Suck in 95 size font | good in size 6 font | idiotic in size 200 font | moronic in size 180 font | do it in word then print and tape.

Random shit

Sonichu you mean?

ayyyyyy! hope you like Pokemon/ vagina repellent OP!

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Ding ding ding dubs played along
Do you want it to be that exact pic or just some retro shit?
Fucking quality dude, will do this for one side
Brilliant as well. So many quality in a row. I'll try to work this into the retro, but dubs were got for each side. Sorry m8

this will show you're a real go-getter with a hunger for learning!

Nah my dude everyone knows I'm into retro shit. Prettt conveniently actually. Plus I already have a girl so I literally could not give a shit. Also I'm a a nerdy school where this might weirdly make me gain respec

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Write "LG sus" big in different fonts and separated

Just write your name on the line so you can say it's about you

I want it to be the youngster chad pic

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>op got dubs
print out op pic and paste it on the front of the notebook

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beans

OP Back again. I'm gonna start printing shit out, stay tuned

If you're in college and proud to put "retro" (which it isn't) Pokemon shit on your notebook....you dont have a "girl".

you may have a fat pig or an ugly weaboo

Nah, she's pretty awesome. But I'm not a pathetic incel so I'm not gonna spend my time trying to justify it to someone on the internet since you wouldn't believe me anyways

Are you the guy from earlier? I thought it was general retro, which can be done tastefully especially in hipster areas

You really need to just leave that shit blank dude.
Don't bother with that pokemon shit.

damn another set of dubs. I'm almost tempted to have that override. I was going to put this on there discretely in the corner, thoughts?

just pee on it and says "this is a part of ME!"

op, chad won the dubs

OP you can seriously learn something and gain respect if you heed this advice.

I think I'm gonna do it. I'm going to wrap cardstock paper around it and wrap it with packing tape like a book cover. One sec, delivering

wtf are you doing?
don't do anything to your book.

op chad won the fucking dubs

>decorate a notebook and make it scream YOU!
Wtf did you take an art class if you don't like doing art?

I'm making it all white rather than this black and white spotted print. If I do nothing, even with that explanation, she's gonna call bullshit. All white is a blank canvas, also pretty minimal effort.

read the post
its english

Cover in maga stickers and alt right propaganda

Side one done. Do I put my name on the front or only on the inside and keep the cover completely blank

Let's be real. Your first assignment was to decorate your notebook. By doing nothing, you are being you. You are questioning authority. Why should you decorate your book? What does that have to do with the class that YOU are paying for. By covering your book, you're still following her instruction, just like the rest of the zombies who are taking the decorating seriously. Don't conform. You bought the book for you. Not for her to see "YOU". You can have an opportunity to be a strong voice in the classroom and you will be a better man for it. You will gain respect of your classmates for standing up to this "assignment" for this class that you are paying for. Putting a white paper over your book with the same message will make you look like a try hard edge lord. Take this seriously, OP. I'm rooting for you.

It must have youngster chad pic in it

>hurr durr just dont do it be alpha
>hurr take the F quiz grade
>durr its alpha
the white is a nice aesthetic tbh

Your loss.
What do I know, right?

I get the sentiment but I also get the sense you haven't taken a college course lately
Professors
REALLY
hate this
High school teachers could go either way
But profs fucking despise that kind of person
I would know, I was like that early last semester. Didn't serve me well

MARTIN?

nope sorry

Put super heroes on it op

Alright, OP again. Here's the notebook. Stickies covering my name/info. Wrapped it all in white. Thanks anons, this is due tomorrow

Burnie bro here, carve MAGA into the cover. Fuck these overly liberal schools these days. Used to be i could tell a racey joke without being labeled a nazi. Fuck this world we are in right now.

This
Check em

See if they want to to scream -you- or just what they want you to be.

Just write "YOU!" on the front and if the teachers says it's unimaginative tell him you're really sarcastic

Make the whole thing black and act like an edge lord