Why do women pretend to like sex in the same way men do? Their sex drives are non existent...

Why do women pretend to like sex in the same way men do? Their sex drives are non existent, and the only reason they can orgasm is because clitorises are actually vestigial penises. Kind of like men's nipples are vestigial but you can still make them lactate with enough effort. Studies report nearly half of women have never even had an orgasm.

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Then you suck in bed.

Yeah, let's just pretend this is the man's fault. Even though penis in vagina sex is not adapted to give a woman an orgasm.

Or am I suppose to get down on my knees and lick your would-have-been-a-penis tissue?

>never having gotten a woman so frothy and lathered up than she's just cooing for it, and then made love her for over 8 hours straight, leaving her twitching and nearly unconscious, but completely hypnotized and your love slave forever?

Pleb.

>I have never been able to satisfy a woman: the post

Best to just cut it off and let them focus on making you cum.

haha, but seriously. Islam is going to win this one, I'm not even happy.

>your girlfriend will never dress up in sexy underwear to distract you away from the computer so that you can satisfy her
sucks to be you OP,

I'm so happy for you that your goal is to strain yourself and give clitoral stimulation and not just have an orgasm yourself.

Sex is a man thing. Women can take male hormones to help achieve orgasms, enlarge their clitoris, find a submissive male willing to lick their pod all they want, doesn't change the fact that pursuing and enjoying sex is a masculine thing.

>I have never been able to pleasure a woman: the post.

Men can't lactate bro lmao.

Men's nipples don't have holes in them. If you look closely at women's nipples you notice that they have holes in the middle.

Plus lactation occurs due to hormones from pregnancy. Men can't lactate lol.

disgusting

All my SOs, past and present, wanted it at least as much as I did

>he thinks clitoral stimulation is the only way
Lol

>Or am I suppose to get down on my knees and lick your would-have-been-a-penis tissue?
If you want your GF to keep getting on her knees and lick your hopefully-real-not-small-penis tissue.
/thread

Women are animals devoid of integrity.
What's your point?

Women's vulva and clitoris are not anatomically related to the vagina itself. It's just vestigial penis tissue.

In the womb, the fetus starts out as sexually indifferent, the vulva is their as a "just in case of Y-chromosome". The Y chromosome activates the sexually indifferent fetus's gonads to become testicles, and the testicles start making testosterone, the testosterone causes the vulva to close up and make a scrotum to catch the testicles when they descend, and the "clitoris" grows into a penis.

>Sex is a man thing.
Then why aren't you having any?

swede post best post

Spoken like a man who's never turned a good girl into a naughty nympho.

Sorry to hear about your sexual inadequacy, user, but this is Sup Forums are you lost?

All female orgasms are caused by the clitoris. If she is able to achieve orgasm through vagina sex alone, then it is likely actually caused by the clitoral hood (pre-foreskin) stimulating it.

How to have sex
1) Take erect penis, put in vagina
2) Thrust in
3) Pull back
Repeat 2&3 until desired results are achieved.

>bragging about getting a dick off

There are two types of women in the world, those that cum easily because they get massively turned on, and those that need the stars to align and everything to be perfect to get off.

Women are deeply psychological which is why it's so easy for them to fuck up having an orgasm if they are in a bad mood or not in the mood or whatever retarded reason they have. There are also hyper-sexual chicks out there that want to fuck constantly. Age diminishes this in both men and women to an extent.

Anyway I'm not defending OP I'm just explaining that women are overcomplicated creatures that kill their own enjoyment, and you can't really generalize that they all do enjoy sex or they all do because I have personally experienced both and there are truly polar opposites when it comes to sex.

when the OP is a sperg and doesn't know he's mentally diseased and he should be put in a soul asylum

All women love to fuck, all of them. You're just not very attractive to them.

>I'm so happy for you that your goal is to strain yourself and give clitoral stimulation and not just have an orgasm yourself.

Strain myself, LOL. It's fun to play with a woman until she's so turned on that she's literally out of her mind.

I can ejaculate and keep right on fucking without losing my boner, and frequently do.

>Sex is a man thing.

Stopped reading, gaydar went off so loud that I had to run to the bomb shelter.

Wrong you fucking mongoloid

The reason why women have trouble getting off is because they are not evolutionary caused to. Sex drive is caused by testosterone, which women's bodies make a small amount of.

You're with the wrong girl. Mine loves sex and loves to suck dick - she "thinks it's fun". She's very responsive and ends up soaked practically all the time except for those frantic urgent quickies.

My advice: find a girl in her late 20s or older that is coming into her sexual prime. Whole different world than sex as late teen.

t. not/r9k/

As an oldfag who has slept with women of all colors (except shit) and sizes, I guarantee that that is false. They even get another kind of pleasure from being filled up with cum.

I usually don't do this, but holy fuck dude you need to lose your virginity. Women demonstrably enjoy sex and you would know this if you'd ever made one.

Some girls are dead fish, yeah, but that's true of some guys too. I have a buddy who doesn't even want to have sex with girls. Does his existence mean proof that ALL men are completely devoid of sex drive and pleasure in intercourse? No, so the fact you can't get your gf off doesn't either.

You're probably ugly or have a shit attitude.

I had to reprimand my wife last night for talking with my dick in her mouth too much.

Not even kidding.

She was like "mmph.. slurp.. sorry!"

Life is good.

low tier bait
Anyone here that isn't a virgin knows this isn't true. Ask any guy that has fucked their fair share of chicks, sex drive varies from person to person and women are no exception.

i really wish this place wasn't full of virgins

>virgin
I almost said that too, but honestly, there are a ton of idiots out there that are not technically virgins and this guy is probably one of them.

I feel truly sorry for any girls they've been with though.

This guy is like 100 times worse than the one that thinks real life relationships work like maid trainer.

>girls don't enjoy sex
>gf bitches at me for an hour for not wanting to fuck last night

Sure, whatever you say OP the perma virgin.

He's a rare case. Most men would have sex in a public rest room if a woman were to offer, even if she were a total stranger.

Women, on the other hand, don't want sex like this.


Men are the hyper-sexual sex, and women are the seed barring sex. Men are adapted to spread their seed far and wide.

I want to conquer a woman or one hundred.

t. virgin

I didn't say there were no fringe exceptions. She's probably deviant. Or perhaps she just like being with you on an intimate level.

But statistic show she is not consistently orgasming. No matter how "good" at it you are.

Fuckin' dumbass Muhammed, just sign up with a host family with some young girls.

Thousands of Swedish families are opening their homes.

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Underrated

calm down there shrimp dick.

Top kek, all these blue pilled cucks who care about sexually satisfying women.

I bet you believe squirting is real too and not just piss.

This nigga doesn't know about clacking.

You use your balls to slap her clit when you're banging her from behind.

Whatever it is, they cum harder when doing it and that's always a good thing. Make a women cum and she'll be your slave.

No, dude. You're already HER slave.

they can.

Hahahahahahahaha! Cunt, you know nothing about me. Other than the fact that you're a bitter woman desperately trying to troll Sup Forums for validation, laughs, to get off yourself, I don't know. But it's been fun, I've had a blast watching this thread. Just had to post some truth, whether you believe it or not is up to you.

Calm down McCuck

>squirting is real
>never having made a woman squirt
>caring what it's made of
Stay cucked pleb.

>Why do women pretend to like sex in the same way men do?
gee you done /threaded yourself

Wow you're really a level 24 Wizard aren't you?

Have you received your tenure at Hogwarts yet?

it's a sad day when fathers don't sit their sons down and explain that "the motion in the ocean" is a set of hairy waves crashing on the little man in the boat

>Kind of like men's nipples are vestigial but you can still make them lactate with enough effort

Proofs?

She wants attention, not sex, different things.

this posts confuses me

squirting is real, and yes it is just piss

t. ex was a squirter

if you make a woman laugh so hard that she pisses herself, is that also squirting?

>stay cucked
>literally turned on by women faking orgasm while peeing

100% of women can't fuck 20% of men in today's society, they're only turned on by the 20%, average doesn't turn them on.

They will be able to do that soon though, just wait.

plug a chicken?

Top kek'd

>not just have an orgasm yourself
I reread your comment and it struck me, have you never considered that your woman can literally team up with you to make you have more orgasms, and that you can do the same with her?

Or that you can just play around for a while but then leave her really turned on, it'll driver her nuts, and eventually when you do give it to her she's in need of it as if it would save her very life...

Holy fuck can't you think of anything to do with a woman? I could just sit here and list stuff off for like hours.

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I'm not talking about JAV you cuck, I'm talking about making a woman squirt with your penis in real life.

Oh I see it's a femanon, welcome to Sup Forums.

>Their sex drives are non existent


haaahaha ahahaha ah AAHAHAHHAHA

Sorry forgot the high test.

Anti-women Jesuit propaganda on Sup Forums? I've never been more shocked in my life!!!

Person A wants to fuck every day
Person B wants to fuck once a week
Therefore Person B doesn't like sex? Not a good argument

Nigga, do you even know what the g-spot is? I mean obviously you don't, but fuck in the right position and you can break it. I hit cervix too when I'm all the way in, gets quite a reaction.

I'm not talking about JAV you cuck, I'm talking about making a woman squirt with your penis in real life.

That's what I said. Faking orgasm while peeing.

>tfw sex with my girl is pretty much a race to see who makes the other cum first/the most
>reading this thread

>start aggressive drunk sex with my gf
>tear her clothes off and dirty talk while rubbing my dickhead on her clit
>she squirts and i have to cover her mouth so she doesnt wake neighbors up

yeah that was fake though....

You know you can just google male lactation right? It's rare, but it happens due to severe hormone imbalance or when a beta sees her wife pregnant.

Bad news bro. Your gf faked it and pissed all over you.

I make my gf squirt and it isn't piss. It's colorless and odorless. Rip you.

Women clearly don't enjoy sex in the way you do, so self respecting woman would masturbate themselves to the sight of their partner getting off with another woman from a distance of 3 feet

Back to your fucking shed >>/r9k/

G spot doesn't exist. Even some feminist admit that. They resent the g spot myth because it's caused unfulfillment in women's sex life.

Women need clitoral stimulation to get off. And some have trouble even with that.

With even the least amount of practice you should be able to make a woman cum from penis-in-vagina sex. It really is not that difficult, you just have to try to learn it, which--granted--may take a few fucks/girls. Still, instead of whining about bullshit studies you don't know how to read anyways, try to get out there and fuck some girls to get that stupid complex out of you.

Yeah it's more pathetic than anything I've seen in a while user.

How can they even stand themselves? Pathetic isn't a strong enough word actually.

>Faking orgasm
You can see and / or feel a woman's pussy go into "milking machine mode" when she cums you absolute fucking beginner.

Go to your favorite video site and look up pulsating pussy orgasm, thousands of videos

Ok virgin. Any guy who has ever gotten laid fingers the girl first and when you rub that spot they go crazy. But yeah I'll just take your word for it, no need to get sources or anything.

Saged.

Most of these anons are trans, Milo fans, or some other kind of degenerates like Muslims.

I hope so anyway, if people are this pathetic in real life and not just trolling and shilling,

>m-muh dick

Low IQ beta cucks spotted. Why do retarded people start typing in that gringy way when talking about sex?

Before you start crying virgin, I'll have you know I've fucked my fair share of vaginas with my penis and turned all kinds of women into soppy naughty nympho sex slave cum connoisseurs who lust for muh dick and have orgasms and squirts and everything.

I dated a chick that "squirted" when I fucked her, nasty stinky piss all over the bed every time. It made fucking her a chore always having to do the laundry and having to buy a plastic sheet to not soak the mattress. I know some of you would get off on that but piss is nasty and squirting is not hot... believe me, I lived it.

You are completely bought into to the hollywood/porn-made view of sex.

>mfw i can't cum for shit when having sex with my 8/10 gf
>mfw my penis just stays hard for hours until i don't get cramps
>i pretend cramps is me cumming, then i run away and wash out benis after throwing out the empty condom so she doesn't know i didn't cum
>she gets to cum at least 5 times, currently happy but she is starting to make questions
>i also have sex in front of a mirror so i can flex when she is not watching and see which positions are more aesthetic
>mfw i feel nothing for her except disgust and need for social acceptance

It fucking works bro.

Hey user, you can do that too! Clench your sphincter in a rhythm. You don't need an orgasm for that you retard silly person you ; - )

>milking machine

user, I can't stop typing like a retarded person. Your post is making my fingers move on their own.

>eww touching a vagina is icky!!

You are such a faggot

You never even got within 30' of a woman user.

I can smell Milo's after shave on you. Smells like AIDS.

What? How?

>i also have sex in front of a mirror so i can flex when she is not watching and see which positions are more aesthetic
Bad news user, you're actually gay.

your compatriot rocco taught me everything

it is very sad, you will find a woman who actually interests you and whom you respect, and the sex stuff will finally sort itself out.

>Hey user, you can do that too! Clench your sphincter in a rhythm. You don't need an orgasm for that you retard silly person you ; - )
The implication is that it's always fake.

Trust me it's not fake, you're just not equipped to pleasure a woman.

Pretty sad †bh ƒam.

I evade my gf to play videogames because she wants to fuck literally everyday. I just want to implement the crusades and AH HA HA HA HA HA

Get fit, become educated via a STEM field, and dont sperg out

Easy as pie

Squirting is real, but it's literally just a women involuntarily pissing herself. Anyone who pretends its some magic fairy liquid is deluding themselves.

And when you see shit like , it's a woman voluntarily pissing all over the place to satisfy a fetish.

>Low IQ beta cucks spotted. Why do retarded people start typing in that gringy way when talking about sex?

Who cares, this is Sup Forums. If it bothers you there are plenty of threads more your speed on Sup Forums.

>Before you start crying virgin, I'll have you know I've fucked my fair share of vaginas with my penis and turned all kinds of women into soppy naughty nympho sex slave cum connoisseurs who lust for muh dick and have orgasms and squirts and everything.

Yes sure thing, we all totally believe you. Completely user.

BWAHAHAHA

>HURR DURR HURR DURR i don't know how to make women happy
>it's not me it's the womens fault
>female orgasm is a myth because i never made a women orgasm

Ya, mathematicians drown in pussy.

>Yes sure thing, we all totally believe you. Completely user.

Pretty sure that last bit was a joke. He's mocking how you talk.