ITT: Prove you're white

ITT: Prove you're white

I'll start:
I have an Appalachian accent.

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I have never been arrested.

I drink milk

I have a father

i'm employed

I'm leaving work to go eat unseasoned chicken with my dad

I have a love of camping and hiking.

I enjoy reading

I attend a four-year university that I was admitted to after I applied to it and received fuckall in the way of scholarships or student aid for my attendance.

I'm a good swimmer

Cali for Nian here

I get sunburnt if I spend 20mins in the sun uncovered.

I can't jump

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I'm employed
I know my father
I've never been arrested
I like the cops
I vote
I support my community
I have a library card
I can swim
I like camping

I browse Sup Forums

I have two dogs who I'm in love with.

I can't ride a bike.

done in one

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I'm not. I'm indian. And I'm sick of this unfounded sense of white superiority when 90% of you basement dwelling degenerates have nothing to be proud of.

It's like a dude being proud to be a man because men invented the light bulb when he himself has an Iq of 90.

POO GOES IN THE LOO

POO
O
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I enjoy reading comic books in my cuck shed

And yet you live to where white people are because we clearly build better societies than some shithole where people literally don't even have a shithole they just go on the ground like a bunch of goats or something. Christ even most animals go in the fucking corner.

I can drink loads of milk

I like anime

>Checks flag
>Reads post
Nice bantz, Mr. Aboriginal.

>be Indian
>can migrate to Shitpostland but can't Poo in Loo
>browse Sup Forums
>mad at whites that grasp concept of Loo Poo
>"It's like a dude being proud to be a man because men invented the light bulb when he himself has an Iq of 90."

ive never skipped school

>the yolk on my poached egg was nearly too hard to dip my sausages into
>bummed out all day

80% chance black

I am a great swimmer.

>worrying about your ruined poached eggs whilst ahmed takes over your continent
>just yurocuck things

I like Mayonnaise
I hate seasoning
I have a small penis
I owe black people every dime that I make
I enjoy watching my wife have sex with a black man

Green eyes an not lactose intolerant.

Bernie Sanders?

Anime is a white dominated hobby in the states you fucktard.


Here's another one. I fish

Black people love anime, have you ever actually hung out with them?

But that's not white, it's Jewish.

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I'm ginger.

Your uncle tom friend doesn't represent the majority of black people. Most niggers would call someone gay for watching anime.

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I grew up in Decatur, GA.

Ask a black guy about Naruto or Dragon Ball Z, see what happens.

I eat brunch.

Nogs bloody love anime.

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>tfw can't even prove I'm white

He's right. Just go play on a Playstation, which has a huge nigger population. Yes, the kind that love Grand Theft Auto, Saints Row, and NBA. They play fighting games like Soul Calibur and are the biggest weebs I've ever encountered. They even love superhero comics as well, but Spics are the biggest Superman fans.

I'm gay. I smell like cheese.

I bought my own bike.

>GA
Nigger confirmed.

Missouri here.... Had to burst out laughing, i thought that was just our blacks

I don't spend two hours to make my hair big.

I have climbed multiple mountains

(Never once saw a black person)

I have a trust fund

I work for a charity as an it manager because I went to school and have had a lot of "security" experience in the past

>And I'm sick of this unfounded sense of white superiority when 90% of you basement dwelling degenerates
>basement dwelling degenerates

atleast they have the sense to piss in a bottle and not on their floor

Also I'm Hispanic but I'm white on the inside raised around white only community not like other spics have only white friends so I consider myself white also have a white redpilled gf

My foreskin is intact. BOOM!

All my friends call me "white washed" and "gringo" and they make fun of me for not knowing spanish and liking white girls, does that mean i'm white...

>Anime
>White dominated hobby

my fucking sides

I have pink nipples

does having brown eyes and black hair count

No, I'm sorry

Fpbp

My children know me.

This.

Los Angeles needs to be Hiroshima'd by an Enola Gay flown by Buster Posey.

I have naturally straight hair. I also eat a shit ton of youghurt (natural, not like the fake 'murican one) and white cheese

I have a managed IRA portfolio.

I've been pulled over 23 times in my life. Never been arrested or ticketed ect. Just a - "slow down a little".

I'm scared of black people.

I'm a single white male that masturbates to Anime and likes Donald Trump.

Stop shitting in the streets

I'm from a 99.6% white country

>slavs
>white

hahahaha...amen to that brother.
just look at how much butthurt this one comment caused.

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slav boipusi reporting

When asked what I am, I reply with, "I am an American."

Estonians aint slavs, they're finno ugric. Mongolic to the core.

dumb burger poster

nice mongol rapebaby eyes

Have a paid off stock Escalade with over 270k miles I got new

What is with your fucking fascination with that picture?

>saying Russia's eternal fuckgirl

I work the nightshift and have never been late on my taxes. In fact tonight I just scared a pack of niggers off by telling them they needed a membership subscription to work out here.

He said prove you're white, not prove that you live Sup Forums

Just look at my flag.

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i'm not circumsized

>made in china

All these apply to me even though I'm a so called negroid

Ever been to England? They breed half breed gingers over there

I'm from Iran. Not white, but I have nothing but respect for white plight, much rather fight under a banner for the liberation of the people who civilized the world, not for those who intend to toss it back 1000 years.

>I like the cops

Not a proof of being White, just a boot licker of on the low side IQ bullies.

The poo has spoken.

Does that mean you're fascinated with it because you have Autism?

i am english, never seen another ginger that didnt have light eyes and pale skin