Get it right American dumb fucks

Get it right American dumb fucks

mathematicses?

...

Mathsematics?

Snow apes think they invented calculus but can’t even spell smh lit fam

You take a function of X and you call it Y
Take any X-naught that you care to try...

law
business
science
biology
agriculture
engineering
medicine
education
music
theater
programming
architecture
accounting


None of these are plural you fucktard. Why should math be?

>Arguing about literally a regional dialect
I don't make threads about your "Bri'ish Oisles"

Its grey and colour bitches

Omg you are retarded. It's mathematics fuckhead.

FYI the only reason many of your English words add a "u" in there (like in colour and flavour) is because the French nobility artifically added them in. Webster simply reformed English back to an earlier form, partially, by promoting the dropping of the letter in many words.

And the fact that "mathematics" is plural is retarded, so Americans fixed it by calling it "math".

To add onto this, translating it as "Mathematics" was actually an error, as in Greek the original form is both singular and plural.

>in Greek
mathematike tekhne (mathematical art)

Radical mathematical

Mathematics refers to many types in and of itself. Let the weak fall. Hail Satan, Nicely.

Mathses

Maths comes from the same people who started the word "soccer". So pick your poison brits, ("maths" and "soccer") or ("math" and "football").

Woah woah woah now...

Football - American football
Soccer - Football

We must make it clear that American football is a completely different and degenerate sport for ape Americans "hurr durr run at that guy fast hyuck" sport for small brains and roided balls

No.. we were here first!

He's right you know. English is a mixture of Latin, french and mostly Germanic languages

>implying soccer takes more skill
They are both brainless sports for brainless fucko's
At least to play American football you have be a brawny dumb fuck. To play soccer you just need a dopey hair cut and be able to fake getting hurt

Cricket ftw

Cricket
>British sport
>more popular in South Africa and India than Britain
Cricket is lame

South Africa and India were Britain..

America is Britain's little brother trying to live up the the standards that the great British empire left behind..

The word soccer differentiates it from the other types of football.

>South Africa and India were British...
Fixed.

'Aeroplane?'

I think you mean 'Airplane.'

Obligatory

I often think of Britain and America being like siblings. Both think the other is a complete dick but you'd still save them from a burning building.

No.

Yes.

Just you then.

No, when you invent something, you get to name it, even if blokes across the pond try and change it.

As a British man I vow to speak like this from now on..

American is a pig disgusting. Do you want a mathematic?

Aeroplane

You're a retard

I don't get why Americans say math not maths but then say sports not sport.
I don't really care but don't get it.

Nope. There were Britain. In the same way that Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland still are

Here's a handy too for everyone in this thread;
Don't chimp out over minute changes in language across different cultures?

No, they were in and under the banner of Britain, the people within the countries were British but the countries themselves were Britain

Why don't you call a car an auto?
The Germans invented it!

Well we do call it an automobile

Not auto though.

Webster made it easier for dumb Amerifats to spell by omitting letters. Thus began Idiocracy

Auto is a contraction you absolute cretin

^this

icecream

No they weren't, we had them as part of the empire but they were never part of Britain. Victoria was 'Empress of India'.

It's what the inventors of the car (Germany) called it.
Dickwipe.

read your own sentence back to yourself slowly. You fucking tool

It's still a contraction you gimp tongued bell sniff

sports isn't short for anything fucking dumb retard

She was also Queen of the British Empire. The Empire was Britain, which is why the island changed to Great Britain

Fucking hell mate how thick are you?

It's a topic it shouldn't be a plural

What a shitty thread. Or should I call it an Indented Pictographic.

100% with you user. Americans just don't make sense. Whether stood in front of you or as a concept. If only it was possible to abort a colony

That isn't the argument.
The inventing nationality get to name the invention.
USA the airplane (aeroplane).
Germany, the car, Das Auto.
You retards presume, in error, that it's a contraction.
Bellend.

See

Because it's short for mathematics you fucking burger fueled retard
stop butchering our beloved language or we'll retake the colonies and introduce some forced education

The empire wasn't Britain. What the fuck do they teach in schools these days?

It was British though.

racist

Great Britain refers to the largest island of the British Isles.

Because "math" is a shortened version of the word, why would you take a letter off of the end?

Meth? I heard meth...

Das Automobil is the word - Das Auto is the contraction you gerbil raping shit smear

tu plus tu is fur minus won dats tree

They make up for adding excess fat to their bodies by removing, in their opinion, excess letters from words.

This
If my name was Joshua I wouldn't make my nickname fucking josha

>retake the colonies
couldn't even keep us the first time around with 10 times the military force of we colonials. how the fuck would it work out for you now, faggot.

Aluminum.

How many other words do you shorten and then tack on the last letter of the original word? Shits not normal.

Did I fucking stutter? Read before you reply next time

dubs czeched by the way

Nice to meet you im mattw

Probs

as in "no probs"

problems

America, beating the rest of the world by dragging
them down to its level, then beating them with experience.

How about an actual word and not slang, faggot
Don't say maths is incorrect and use fucking nig nog words

The shortening of words is done by peasants, niggers, neckbeards and retards so your posts are quite ironical.

Conversely to the general feeling of this thread Aluminum is the correct spelling. The cheese eating surrender monkeys added the second "i" to make it sound better.

Fuck, math*
Maybe I am a retard

'soccer' comes from association football.

It's called Great because it's the biggest island,not any other reason.
Can you get that concept into your molecule sized brain?

No shit, really, fuck me, you're one clever girl.

Maths is correct - what's your beef?

If you want another example have shorts instead of short-trousers

Titanium, caesium, polonium, francium.
And ironically, amercium.

Rugby kicks the fuck out of both 'sports'

They're both correct

Only if you're a fucking faggot.

Shorts is plural because there are two legs, like pants. That one British fashion designer also calls pants "a pant" instead.

We don't speak with a lisp.

America is a young country, all country act like brats for a few hundred years then they chill and settle into their own skin as it were. The Brits did lots of stupid stuff too, but that was ages ago, it's just the yanks turn now. At least the Brits won wars they started on small, shitty countries, unlike the yanks who lose all of them since WW2.

Theres no American Football!

It's Handegg!

Jesus Harold Christ. It was renamed to distinguish it from the rest of the empire. The island is not all one country you grapefruit inserting shart flap

> Shorts is plural

It really isn't

And pants are underwear dear boy, what are worn over pants on the legs are trousers

KEK.

Fuck me, what a dumb bastard

Man you all get baited so easily...

You forgot Aussies