You pick a superpower and someone else makes it useless

You pick a superpower and someone else makes it useless.

Like this: My ability is to fly.
user: But only a 1000th of the speed of which you can run

ability to cum money

You didn't pick a superpower you retard.

but you can feel it passing through your urethrea and it hurts

My superpower is autism then

Pesos

I want the ablility of becoming invisible whenever I want, including my clothes

But Feeling is amplified liek hearing. you always feel good

But nobody wants you.

Ability to process new information quickly.

but you become mute, blind and generally unable to feel anything with your all senses

but you forget it instantly after a second

works only outside Sup Forums

permanant flacid dick and your arms are limp like you slept on them wrong

My superpower is that I can transform into anything I want anytime I want and then I would be able to transform back after few hours.

I want the power to bend space and time to my will

But you can't move for more than 15 seconds or it wears off.
My super power:Can jump as high and far as I want without taking damage when I land.

My ability is to grow my penis to black size and that every girl wants to fuck with me

But whenever this happens your anus gets stuffed with what would be a crumpled up version of your old self.

but everytime you do you get gangraped by 17 niggers

You Can, but only in your dreams.

1 copper coin per nut

Superpower: appeal to all girls fantasy

Only ugly ones want you

as long as i have full control over it and its all accurate in reality thats still pretty alright

kekd

All girls who are ugly lesbians*

...but you are naked while airborne.

Fuck... You're right. Ignore that then.

the ability to make antimatter explosions

Wow, thats bad. Getting raped by the most savage animalistic, uncivilised race.

But only on such a microscopic level it doesn't even do anything and only you know about it.

The ability to jump really high but only when I'm sleeping

but you are doing it so fast, that g-foce kills you while in the air, even if you doesn't take damage when you land.

I pick superpower to transform everything I touch into gold, but only when I consciously want to

but you can never come back down

My dick is huge that's okay.

but you cant use craftingtables

The gold slowly fades into dust after 3 seconds of doing so.

But you won't own any of the gold and it cannot benefit you or anyone you know.

die on landing

ability to read minds of other peoples

You become so socialy akward That you piss and barf over yourself whenever one approaches you. Can't talk either. You're basicly Stan marsh

Only works on autistic children and Mexicans.

I want the ability to survive without eating, drinking or pooping, and not feeling bad while abstaining.

U can do that but everything you touch that you decide shouldn't turn into gold turns into cum instead

I want to be able to tell the future and which actions will lead to different situations

but they immediately are made aware that you are reading their mind

...but you can only read the negative thoughts.

But you're a jew.

but you kill ONLY yourself on first try

superpower to melt steel beams with fire

Only works between 1:05pm and 1:06pm....and you're fat and gay.

But fire cant melt steel beams

Only if George Bush says it's okay.

You become completely disabled and can't communicate your visions with anyone.
Enjoy lying in bed while having visions if you lying in bed in the future

but you have to work as god lord Trump's personal anti-terrorist fuckboy

Shit nigga. Got him.

Ability to communicate with animals

only works if they fuck you.

Ability place my farts strategically around any building I am in.

you can only move the smell, the sound still comes from your anus and is amplified by 300%

That's fine. Hello Pentagon.

I can make any mean appear right infront of me and it is cooked to perfection.

Meal*

every time you use this power, a nigger bursts in and rubs his sweaty ballsack all over your meal

Insane rapping skills.

You have a terrible stutter

but uncontrollable st
oh
I was literally just about to write that

I can cure any STD I come in contact with.

but it infects you instead

I can remake an exact replica in every way of anything I see. Material, paint etc. Exact.

I have the ability to swap bodies with anybody I come in contact with, against their will

The ability of having any statistical information i want.
For example:
How many blind monkeys get pregnant every year. (sstupid example thoguh)

But niggers steal it every time you do it

But you are paralyzed when you do so.

Insane raping skills*

But, nobody cares.

The ability to persuade somebody into doing whatever I want.

DONT DIE ON ME NIW THREAD

You have to hypnotize them by swinging your dick back and forth in front of them in order for it to work. Also, they will comply, but after they complete their task, they will remember everything they did, including your dick swinging

Only alternate universes

I want the ability to kill all the jews

The ability to cum diamonds but only 5 carats or higher.thems will be blood diamonds

anything you do eat tastes like shit

The power to manipulate every woman in the planet to bend to my will

only works on women "in" the planet, not those "on" the planet. Have fun with your ugly mole women LOL

But you become Jewish as soon as you begin doing so, and you decide to kill them in alphabetical order but it changes your name to Aaron Aardvark.

you lose the ability to communicate with humans

Your stupid.. he just won't eat then dumbass

you shit your pants every time you fart

But it will catch fire immediately, regardless of what it’s on.

But the mass comes from your body.

only looks that way to you and disintegrates after 30 seconds

Lulz

My superpower is to be able to make nice, hot, spaghetti out of anything on command.

only in prison

Any kind of sauce, seasoning, topping, anything like that gets repelled off and cannot be eaten within 24 hours after you eat your spaghetti.

Jesus fuck lol.

rips your dick to shreds when you do and you only get 1 diamond that no one wants

> superpower.. autism

Nice oxymoron

Ability to get any girl to say yes for a bang

user: but you turn into a girl

But you have an inverted Bruce Jenner dick

You realize that it's not actually a superpower because rapping takes no skill.

So your ability is to levitate?

The power to poop out my winkie hole